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what are some funny jokes i can tell to my bf's parents ove dinner?
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Well it all depends on their personality, if you figure that out first it could save you some embarassment. Just be polite and friendly, now onto the jokes..
1) A lady was in the grocery store and was in the check-out line purchasing 3 gallons of milk, five packs of bacon, and three pancake mix boxes when a drunk comes up behind her in line and says, "Well you must be single." He says.
The woman looked puzzled questioning how he knew. She looked at the items wondering if that had something to do with it. "Why yes I am. But...how did you know that?" She asks. And he says, "because you're ugly!"
2) Try some yo momma jokes maybe like.."Yo momma's so stupid she was yelling into an envelope and when i asked her what she was doing she said "trying to send voice mail."" or try one like "Yo momma's so fat when she got on the scale it said, "one person at a time please.""
or...
"YO momma's so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales sang "we are family!"
good luck, but ask ur boyfriend how they are about that stuff first, just to be sure.
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