ok well when im home all alone i...put on naughty one piece bathingsuits and dance to the barny theme song. useually this isnt a big deal but one day a hairy man poped in my window and i jumped into a pile of clothes then i cryed myself to sleep in a closet then i shaved both my eyebrows off because i was scared for life! now everyday when i go to school i scream ishcabalishcomeshemabooblatischacmawakamonyhairymaninthewindowahhhhhhh! untill one day a teacher thought i had terets and she called the principal they are saying that im part monkey but im not! i judt dont want to tell them mystory anyway i need your help
~sighned plays in traffic
[ Answer this question ] Want to answer more questions in the Domesticity category? Maybe give some free advice about: Home Decorating? jennalovesyou answered Monday November 6 2006, 11:41 pm: hahaha ily girl. ur hilarious. well thsi is very...interesting. just tell then you a kung-fu fighting ninja monkey and scare off...well then they could report you to the fbi soooo just put on a blonde wig, geek glasses, dont shave your legs, cute SHOES, and leather skirt like kelly and they wont recognize you =] and then tape your mouth with ductape so you dont scream in the middle of class.
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