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apples!


Question Posted Friday July 21 2006, 7:05 pm

so.. i bought like 14 apples the other day. (the other day being two days ago). well, i ate one yesterday, and i made apple pie today. how many oranges should i get if i want to match the exact weight of the 7 apples i don't have anymore? and does it matter what brand of socks one buys when shopping for shoe cleaner?

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sp4rklingr4in answered Saturday July 22 2006, 12:55 am:
If you want to do it the hard way, I'd advise you to buy about.. hmmm 16 oranges because sixteen is my lucky number. Use any brand of sock except for Nike because Nike socks are too awesome to ever be used to clean shoes. However, the obvious answer to this question is easy; simply GIVE ALL YOUR MONEY that you would have spent on oranges, socks and shoe cleaner TO ME!

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