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jokes
okay do yall have any good jokes..for some reason my english teacher wants everyone to tell him a good joke tommorow in class! It has to be appropriate and well id like it to be some what funny i dont want to seem like a loser! But ill rate high do you guys too<3
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This is one I originally saw on a birthday card but I love it!!
A frog goes into a bank, and asks to take out a loan. The cashier, who has the unfortunate name of Miss Patricia Whack, starts to take him through the application form. Everything is fine until she discovers he has nothing to offer as security.
"Don't worry," he tells her, "My father is Mick Jagger - he will see to it you get paid back."
"I'm sorry," she replies, "but I can't accept that. Don't you have anything you can offer as security?"
"Well, I do have this." The frog takes out of his packet a small, cheap, china cat. Patricia takes it to her supervisor and explains the situation.
"So," she concludes, holding out the china cat, "I don't know what this is, or what to tell this customer."
"Isn't it obvious?" the supervisor asks, "It's a nick-nack, Patty Whack: give the frog a loan - his old man's a Rolling Stone."
There is also this one I nicked from a birthday card...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are camping together. When they go to sleep, Sherlock says, 'Tell me what you can see when you're looking up?'
'Thousands of stars,' says Watson.
'And what's your conclusion from all this?'
Dr Watson starts to think. 'If I consider it from astrological aspects,' he says slowly, 'I must assume that there are millions and millions of stars and galaxies in the universe. From psychological points of view I conclude that we're so infinitely small in comparison with God's overall creation. And if meteorology is concerned, I would say that we can expect fine weather tomorrow. What's your opinion?'
'Watson,' Holmes says. 'Our tent has been stolen.'
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I love jokes.
A good one that kids used to tell back in Catholic school was: What's black and white and red all over?
Sister Mary Wilma falling down the stairs!
But that might not be too good for school.
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i do but i dont remember em'
sorry but you can try google or yahoo
;) &hearts
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Here is one that was told to me & I thought it was pretty cute...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.
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Haha well i personally dont know many funny ones but try these sites :
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www.the-jokes.com
Hope i could help! (oh and try searching it on google too,it helps alot ; ])
♥ danielle
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