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how do you fake sick to your dad??
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if you`re doing it to get out of school start getting sick the night before. make it kind of a scene with the whole bad head ache soar throat thing. you don`t need a fever or have to throw up for those. then when you wake up the next morning just keep your voice raspy and pretend like its even worse than it was last night and every time he talks tell him to "stop yelling" because it hurts your head too much. works for me every time :) ]
you could say that you have extremely bad cramps and you can't walk. i lot of dads go for that... especially because they don't want to hear about the super heavy flow and all that. if that doesn't work, hold the thermometer to a light bulb, put crackers and some kind of liquid n your mouth and "throw up". let me know if you need anything else! <3 ]
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