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Answering Machines


Question Posted Sunday September 4 2005, 4:59 pm

I just got a cell phone and I wanted a website with some cute or funny answering messages for my voicemail. ( I don`t want the typical, Hello This is ____ Fone leave a message) I`ll Rate 5's for good sites :)

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lovemenow_kissmelater answered Sunday September 4 2005, 8:45 pm:
dukes of hazzard said what i was going to say, but the correct spelling is www.bored.com.

~*jaimee*~

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Mercy_x_Me answered Sunday September 4 2005, 6:55 pm:
Pretend your dominoes pizza!!! teh heh... orrrr do the plain old typical "hello this is..." BUT in the tune of your favorite song!Sry if this isn't creative enough... hey wait you could just play your fav. song or something. Good Luck! Inbox me xo00

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Brittany_Kay answered Sunday September 4 2005, 5:58 pm:
I thinkthat you should do "Hello?. . . . .Hello? I can't hear you what? . OH I know why this is my answering machin! Well you should probly leave me a meeeage then!BEEP But if you want you could go on www.bored.com and look uder the fun section there is a bunch of anwsering machine thiners! I hope I helped! :)

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Alpha345 answered Sunday September 4 2005, 5:36 pm:
Lol I have some fun with my voicemail. My message is this.

"Hey there *pauses for 1 second* What's up...*pauses for 1 second* That's cool..*pauses for 1 second* Yeah...*pause for 2 seconds* Oh yeah hey, I forgot to say I'm not here right now..so leave a message...*laugh*

Gauranteed for laughs, trust me.

Hope this helps.

-Ryan

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iiLOVEyoux0o answered Sunday September 4 2005, 5:23 pm:
dear asker ♥ try this site:
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all you have to do if press the play button next to the different things and they'll say it for you. just record the greeting while your playing it..i have the friends one. lol also me and my friend recorded a voicemail message on her cell and we sang. leave a m-e-s-s-a-g-e i`ll call you b-a-c-k a-s-a-p. have a g-o-o-d day. b-y-e b-y-e b-y-e. haha we`re dorks but it sounds great. hope i helped.

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just drop one in my inbox
--->xOxO Alexxa ♥

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banned4life answered Sunday September 4 2005, 5:13 pm:
well i dont know any websites but my sister had one like "hey, this is ******" pause so that people think you answered the phone and then "im not here right now so leave a message" i thought that was HILARIOUS!! or you could do something funny like "hey this is _______ im not here but if you tell me your favorite cereal ill call you back" or try playing music before you leave your voicemail thing. and lastly, you have to smile. I know, it sounds so simple but say the following sentence aloud: "leave a message and ill call you back."
Ok, now say the following sentence WITH A SMILE: "leave a message and ill call you back!"

ok, did that make you feel stupid? Maybe,but did it sound totally different? Probably. it will make your callers actually feel your smile through the phone!!!

let me know what you come up with

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KatLynn answered Sunday September 4 2005, 5:09 pm:
Those"cute" and "funny" get really annoying and retarded. Why don't you just do soemthign normal? Just a "Hey it's *name you know what to do" is fine.

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