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Q: whats high mainntence or whatever? i duno how to spell it lol.
like if a girl is "high maitenence" then she needs a lot of things, and shes most likely a girly girl

Q: Does anybody know where to get those shelfs for the botttom of your locker?
staples or target i think

Q: Hey
whats the song that goes "where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentelmen."
I give 5's!
its called where is your boy tonight by fall out boy

Q: Im moving and i get to paint my room whatever color i want, any suggestions?
ooooh i have always wanted to do all black walls with like neon or glow in the dark splatter paint, or like red black and whait(red and zebra) let me know what you come up with

Q: hey
do you guys know what home thing i could use to do highlights on my hair?? i heard that lemon or lime juice works im just not sure witch one it is and how to apply it HELP please i need to get them before Monday easy 5s for fast answers
just put some lemon juice in a bottle and add a little water, spray it in wet hair and then lay in the sun, it is supposed to bring out your natural highlights

Q: Ok.. i just got a kittie.. but i have no idea what to name her. My kitties a girl.. and she's gray with tan and white splotches on her.. she's very lady - like.. and loves to cuddle and play.. she's delicate and sweet.. her eyes are green.. and she loves to hide under my moms bed.. so can anyone give me any ideas for namess pleasee.. thanks =]
i think lily is the sweetest name there is for a girl cat

Q: 13F (4'10 and 85lbs) I really really want to get my belly button peirced, the thing is my mom said no I think I'm old enough but she doesn't. I'm getting to the freaking point where I'm going to peirce it myself because my mom is such a bi0tch about it. Is it safe to peirce it myself? How can I convice my stupid mom to let me get it peirced? How much does it hurt to get it peirced. And where can I get a belly button ring?
Thankks I'll rate 5's!
DO NOT peirce it yourself, you could TOTALLY mess up your body, trust me i know a couple of people who have tried, also, dont threaten to do it yourself to your mom, she'll just think your too immatture, just find a couple reasons why you think you should get one and tell her

Q: Hey, I live in a country where guys like to harass people.. I need to make my own pepper spray and like I would like a recepie for making it thanks. And by the way i promise, it's for a good cause, i need to be protected.
just put nail polish remover in a bottle, im sure it would sting, or some acid like lemon

Q: Alright, I'm a girl who just started shaving her legs...and anyways how often do you change your blade? I have no idea! O've had it for about 1 monthes..which seems REALLY long...please tell me I need riiiiiiiight away
like evry fourth shave

Q: hey, im 14/f and 2morrow is tha first day at skool. I have curly frizzy hair like mia from the princess diaries if i don't put any gel in it, duz any1 know what products i can use to make it look curly but nice and fresh? i live in NY. any products as long as it dusn't damage my hair? thanx!
loreal paris studioline anti frizz cream frizz control. woah thats a long name lol, it is a white bottle

Q: What the back of your hand is it the part with your finger nails or the the part with the lines?
the back of your hand is the side with the fingernails, the front(palm) has the lines. . .wierd question

Q: Ok, you know Ashlee Simpsons hair when it was still black how it was short..but like, at the top it was fuller then as it got down to the bottom it got thinner? Well what kind of hair cut is that called? I want my hair like that but I dont know how to explain it. If you get what im saying PLEASE PLEASE help..I rate 5's!

Oh yea, I dont need anyone saying im stupid and Ashlees stupid cause I could really care less..Just help me out and this question will be outa here. So just ignore it if you dont like it!

xoxox♥
just bring a picture to the hairdresser or whatever like. . . http://entimg.msn.com/i/mu/a/ashlee_simpson/AshleeSimpson_148x205.jpg . . .that, if thats the right cut, if not just google her and find one and print it

Q: All I ask is that you don't critisize me in this. Well, I made myself throw up a few minutes ago. I did it to help somebody, and I'll never do it again. The thing is, I got a really sore throat after. Does anybody know how to cure that?
well whenever i throw up like when im sick my troat always hurts after, just wait 2 or 3 days and suck on throat drops, i hope you feel better soon :)

Q: i just got a male chihuahua and i need some good names
peewee!!!

Q: I'm going out with this guy. And we both really liked eachother but now neither of us do much anymore and i dont really wanna loose him but i dont wanna break with him, i know hes not a dumping kinda person but i still dont wanna do it..what the hell should i do?
just try to do something FUN together, like plan something spontaneous, like bungee jumping or a ski trip. . .ANYTHING! i hope it works out and let me know what you come up with :)

Q: I feel my advice column needs a brand new background and i am going crazy trying to find some from xanga backgrounds and websites and everything but do you guys know any places that have cute backgrounds that have hearts, stripes, && poka dots? also kinda girly thanks! and i'm not asking because im lazy i keep looking and find nothing so please help ! thanks
in column setting where it says "page backround URL paste this into it--- http://www.schools.pinellas.k12.fl.us/gallery/variety/Heart.gif i think youll like it :) let me know

Q: I just got a cell phone and I wanted a website with some cute or funny answering messages for my voicemail. ( I don`t want the typical, Hello This is ____ Fone leave a message) I`ll Rate 5's for good sites :)
well i dont know any websites but my sister had one like "hey, this is ******" pause so that people think you answered the phone and then "im not here right now so leave a message" i thought that was HILARIOUS!! or you could do something funny like "hey this is _______ im not here but if you tell me your favorite cereal ill call you back" or try playing music before you leave your voicemail thing. and lastly, you have to smile. I know, it sounds so simple but say the following sentence aloud: "leave a message and ill call you back."
Ok, now say the following sentence WITH A SMILE: "leave a message and ill call you back!"

ok, did that make you feel stupid? Maybe,but did it sound totally different? Probably. it will make your callers actually feel your smile through the phone!!!

let me know what you come up with

Q: hi, this is the same person that asked to question about the mariah carey timeline.. im still stuck.. and I need 3 BIG things that Mariah Carey did between the years 1978-1985. If someone could tell me 3 big things she did that would be totally awesome..

5's for ANYONE who give's me 3 BIG events!!!
try:

http://www.mariahcarey.com/mariahcarey/allm/timeline.las




Q: okay why is it that ,y parents always take my yuonger sister's side? and she lies a ton! but they believe her if she says that me and my brother did, when we never actually did it..so im just wondering why do they always believe her?

well its totally different for me, im the youngest and i get blamed for EVERYTHING my older bro and sis screw up, but your parents probably just want to beleive your sister is still their little angel, because you and whoever else are probably "growing up so fast" as they say and they still need a baby in the family, it willl get better i promise

Q: im a dancer and i'm doing a lyrical solo for like the 4th time and i'm running out of songs. i need some songs that are really sad and tell a story. thanks.
well im not sure what type of dance you do but. . .stole by kelly rowland is a really good, sad song and it definetly tells a story. . .

here are the lyrics. . .

He was always such a nice boy
The quiet one
With good intentions
He was down for his brother
Respectful to his mother
A good boy
But good don't get attentions
One kid with a promise
The brightest kid in school
He's not a fool
Reading books about science and smart stuff
It's not enough, no
Cause smart don't make you cool, whoa

He's not invisible anymore
With his Father's 9 and a broken fuse
Since he walked through that classroom door
He's all over primetime news

Mary's got the same size hands
As Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints
At Manns Chinese Theater Show
She coulda been a movie star
Never got the chance to go that far
Her life was stole
Now we'll never know

No no no no oh

They were crying to the camera
Said he never fitted in
He wasn't welcomed
He showed up the parties
We was hanging in
Some guys puttin' him down
Bullying him round round
Now I wish I woulda talked to him
Gave him the time of day
Not turn away
If I woulda been the one to maybe go this far
He might have stayed at home
Playing angry chords on his guitar

He's not invisible anymore
With his baggy pants and his legs in chains
Since he walked through that classroom door
Everybody knows his name

Mary's got the same size hands (Oh)
As Marilyn Monroe
She put her fingers in the imprints (Ooh)
At Manns Chinese Theater Show
She coulda been a movie star (She coulda been a movie star, oh)
Never got the chance to go that far
Her life was stole
Now we'll never know
(Now we'll never know, oh)

Greg was always getting net from 20 feet away (20 feet away)
He had a try out with the Sixers
Couldn't wait for Saturday (Saturday)
Now we're never gonna see him slam
Flying high as Kobe can
His life was stole (Stole)
Oh now we'll never know

Now we'll never never never know
Mmm now we'll never never never never know
Stole (Stole)
Oh whoa yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Mary's got the same size hands (Same size hands)
As Marilyn Monroe (Oh)
She put her fingers in the imprints
At Manns Chinese Theater Show (She was gonna be a star)
She coulda been a movie star (Oh no)
Never got the chance to go that far (Never got the chance)
Her life was stole (Stole, stole)
Oh now we'll never know
(Now we'll never never know, no)

Greg was always getting net from 20 feet away (He had game, oh)
He had a try out with the Sixers
Couldn't wait for Saturday
Now we're never gonna see him slam (Never see him)
Flying high as Kobe can
His life was stole (Stole, oh)
Oh now we'll never know
(Now we'll never never know)

Oh no no no
Yeah their lives were stole

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