|  | 
 best and quickest way to tan?I want to get really really tan.. preferably by tomorrow but I doubt that's going to happen (although I am already a little tan).. so I lay outside on my back porch and tan, but it gets soooo hot out there, and I can only stand it for like 10 minutes, and then I have to come inside. So basically, Im not getting very tan that way. What are some ways to tan FAST, like does olive oil really work?? And no, Im not going to go to a tanning bed. And no spray on tans either. Thanks!
 
 [  ]
 Want to answer more questions in the Miscellaneous category?
 Maybe give some free advice about: Random Weirdos?
 
 well see hears wut i do... take olive oil i guess it works and slather yourself. wear and thong a and skimpy baithing suit top.. i sit outside by myself or a friend and tan with her...... make sure you put your hair up...real good too... and i also like to put lemon juice in my hair to lighten it while im outside... and i like to stick and sticker on my boob ( a heart or butterfly) and let it tan there so it makes a little sun tatoo.. makes you look even tanner... if yo tan easy like me than dont worry it wont take u long to tan.. but if you burn i suggest scratchin the bb oil and puttin a little sunscreen on instead... good luck with your sexy tan... im about to go out and tan myself haha
 ]
 
 
 
 Well you said your not going out to buy baby oil and thats what my advice was going to be but.. maybe some kinda lotion..it should attract the sun to you and tan you... jus lay out for a couple hours.. i usually lay out five hours a day for about a week and get really dark.. but i like to be real real dark.. so maybe you can lay out less then that if you want.. i usually squirt myself with the hose before i lay out then i do again when i get dry and id drink water if i was you.. find something to do while laying out so you also dont get bored like reading or listening to music.. much luv dez x0x0
 ]
 
 
 I recommend a tanning bed. Its really good for torching your skin. It'll fry it real well. Make sure its hot enough in their to cook a lobster also, or else it wont work.
 ]
 
 
 use baby oil! and listen to music! maybe paint your toes and nails, bring out a cold drink, and maybe read a magazine or a book or something! :)
 
 hope i helped-
 kelsa
 ]
 
 
 I've heard of a rub on tan. Where you buy a few clothes and then rub it all over your body. I saw on tv and you can probably get at those as seen on tv stores. Hope I helped!
 
 ~passionate
 PS. Rate me!
 ]
 
 
 use baby oil
 
 uh, bring out some music, and some magazines, an ice cold WATER!! not soda, soda dehydrates you! and that should help!!! and maybe one of those spray thing that have water in them w/ a fan!! best  of luck tanning!!!!
 
 -Kels!
 ]
 
 
 when you go lay out on your back porch bring a plug-in fan out there and have it blowin on you that way you will be cool but the sun will still be on you!
 ~*Sarah*~
 ]
 
 
 It's a good thing that where you live is hot because then you'll tan faster. Even though you can't stay outside for long, I suggest that you put baby oil all over your body, just like you would put lotion on, and that will make you tan faster. I have never heard if olive oil makes you tan faster and I'm guessing it won't. Using baby oil and staying outside out will definitely make you tan faster. Try bringing a bottle of cold water with you when you tan and that will help you stay out longer.
 ]
 
 
 More Questions: |