Hey does anybody know any good april goold jokes? me and my friend were thinking of getting fake blood and pretending to fight in school! does anybody know where you can buy fake blood around this time of year?? PLez help!
S_C answered Thursday March 31 2005, 9:31 pm: That doesn't sound like such a good idea, where I am you could get suspended or after school or saturday school for that. But here's an idea that hasn't failed once.
Are you in school? I'm asking because I'm on my spring break right now.
If so, get some cooked oatmeal, some OJ, and maybe some cinnamon, mix it together and heat it for about 30 seconds in the microwave (make sure it doesn't get to hot because you don't want to burn yourself) Put about a spoonful in your mouth, and a little into a bucket or bag (make sure it's mixed together REALLY well) and then have a little on your chin. Go to your parent/gaurdian and tell them you're sick, then make a noise as if you're throwing up and let the stuff you put in your mouth go into the bucket/bag with the rest of the fake barf... and you my friend will get to stay home from school.
Other things you can do are go to school with your leg in a cast or with crutches and see how many people ask whats wrong, and make up some story and when they're like OH MY GOSH say April Fools ha ha ha.
You can do the whoopicushion gag.
You can set everyone's alarm clock for 6a.m, but change all the clocks and watches in the house so really everyone wakes up at 5 am or something like that.
xOtWiXi answered Thursday March 31 2005, 9:24 pm: Let me start off with this- I don't think your school will appreciate fake blood. I know we'd be suspended, so I wouldn't exactly do that [if you want it, try a costume store, one of those weird all year Halloween stores, craft store] , but here are some alternatives that you could try if you agree with me.
I'll tell you what I've been telling practically everyone else lol, there great and funny! ♥
look what I've done in the past:
1. Wear a wig to school [haha, I have brown hair and I wore red long wavy and they were like WHAT DID YOU DO?]
2. Fake oreos that are really chocolate - They sell molds for them or they might be sold in a candy store near you. They always fool people, some don't even know until they eat them!
3. Fake food - made of chocolate- There's a site that sells it, I think chocolatecreations.com or something, but obviously I think it'd be too late to order- they have little tv dinners that are purely chocolate that you could bring to lunch.
4. Get that sparkling jello mix or w/e its called, and make it in champagne glasses! It looks like champagne until you go to TRY to sip it, then the jokes on them.
5. Just be silly. Make jokes like "Oh my god, what is on your shirt?" when there not expecting it. It's basically the oldest trick in the book, but if they aren't paying much attention, they will fall for it.
Brunettesweetheart2468 answered Thursday March 31 2005, 7:21 pm: *Tell your BFF that the biggest dork in school asked you to ask her out for him
*Get clear palstic wrap and put it on the toilet seats.
*Get those firecracker pop things (the ones you throw on the ground and they pop) put them under the rim of a toilet. When some one sits down to piss........ You know what happens next!
*Put somethign warm and nasty in someones shoes. Leave a note inside the shoe saying "April Fools!"
xcuriousx0 answered Thursday March 31 2005, 5:50 pm: -take plastic wrap and put it on the toilette seats.
-wear crutches to school and see how many people ask you what happened.
-do totally random stupid things.
-pretend to be pissed at someone. [ xcuriousx0's advice column | Ask xcuriousx0 A Question ]
DancinQueen113 answered Thursday March 31 2005, 5:38 pm: maybe you can get a fake something and put it in someone elses desk, bed, ect....if you need these things either go to party city or party outlet
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