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Igloo!


Question Posted Friday January 2 2004, 6:09 pm

I would like very much to hire you to build me an igloo, but I have no snow. This makes me sad. What should I do?

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FernGully answered Saturday January 3 2004, 3:13 pm:
Go to a ski resort and steal their fake snow making machine. Fake snow works for igloos as well as real snow, though I warn you it is less happy snow.

I charge 11$ an hour for igloo making, plus refreshments. I'm very partial to strawberry kiwi kool aid.

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