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Question Posted Friday December 12 2003, 10:55 pm

Okay, I have a question now. Here it is:
How can I feel the fire?
(*thinking* If only Gackt were an advicenator!)
(*Sings* I need to feel the fire, fire, fire! To keep me warm, I got to feel the fire!!!)

URQUAT!!!!!! TOG!!!!! Okay, I'm done now. (^_^;)


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bAhAmAmA0250 answered Friday July 16 2004, 4:22 am:
You could get burnt so dont feel the fire just be near the fire!~trix

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metawidget answered Sunday December 14 2003, 1:33 am:
1) move around until you can see a fire, set moved := false
2) If you can feel it, stay put.
3) If you can't feel it, move a quarter of the way closer, set moved := true
4) If it is uncomfortable, move a quarter of the way further away (watching out for other fires), set moved := true
5) If moved == true, go back to step 2
6) Optionally, add or remove a layer or two of clothing to keep the non-fire-heated side of you at a good temperature, or to remove extremely flammable clothes (I don't know the details... ask MFS)
7) Consider changing the side of you that faces the fire periodically.

Now you should be basking pleasantly by the fire.

Troubleshooting:

Problem: I'm on fire!
Solution: You got overenthusiastic and moved more than a wuarter of the way, didn't you? That, or you've got a poor sense of what constitutes comfortably feeling the fire. Stop, drop and roll... away from the fire.

Problem: I can see more than one fire.
Solution: Choose fireplaces and woodstoves over open fires, then select a fire by who else is around it. Go for one with room for you and people you wish to share it with.

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dragonrider answered Saturday December 13 2003, 3:15 pm:
touch it and ... se if ya BURN TO DEATH MWHAHAHAHAHA

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koshii answered Saturday December 13 2003, 10:44 am:
Well, you have to say it in Gacktglish, such as "I needyo fiya, fiya, FIYA, to keemi wa, I got to fEEEEE da fiya!"
Once you have completed this incantation, Picture Gackt in the Taka-no Yuri Beauty Clinic commerical and you will soon feel extremely hot.
Good luck! ~koshii

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MFS answered Saturday December 13 2003, 1:50 am:
Have you considered the merits of lobotomy?

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shay*shay answered Friday December 12 2003, 11:46 pm:
feel the fire? There are many terms for that expresion. What are you asking? Or is this just a weird question. Okay to feel the fire light one in your fireplace and stay close. Beware of eyes makes watery. Hope that helped i guess.
-shay :-)

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