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Smoke on the Water?
Dear Celena,
Whenever I go to the bathroom, my urine smells like cigarette smoke. Is there anything you can do for me? I'm suffering.
ig
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Well, ig, I'm not sure why you aren't taking this chance to cash in on a golden (sic) opportunity. Next time you take a leak, toss a lighted match in the jon. If it goes up like a blazing inferno, attempt to sell it as a environmentally friendly substitute for kerosene. If not, bottle it and market it as Narcotine (c) the all-new all-fresh high energy, low carb, Nicotine supplement energy drink.
P.S. I expect royalties.
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