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johnny depp movie ?
Posted Wednesday February 14 2007, 11:16 am
okay i saw this movie awhile ago at a friend's house and i cannot think of what its called. im pretty sure johnny depp is in it.and i remember there were these really big alien worm things and i remember to parts. one was they were out on snowmobiles and one guy was taking a piss and the alien thing came out of the ground and bit his dick off and the other was one guy was on the toilet taking a shit and the alien came up through the toilet and killed him. what movie is thiss?
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Fish = meat?
Posted Wednesday February 14 2007, 9:04 am
My friends and I have been arguing over this one question and I want some outside input to this little argument:
If you are a vegetarian, are you allowed to eat sea food things such as fish, lobster, shrimp, crab, etc?
They say yes but I say no... any help you guys can provide me?
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hey
Posted Wednesday February 14 2007, 12:37 am
Why do some of you get on here just to be nasty and write rude things(when not attacked) that dont even have anything to do with the question... or purposely write wrong answers? no ones twisting your arm to hit the answer this button..if you dont know...then dont answer.Then you want to whine about getting a low rating and pust the abuse link..when you didnt help in the first place...This might sound rude but as another colunmist and a person who asks advice...I think that people who ask question should be able to report abuse to.
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Poem title and author?
Posted Wednesday February 14 2007, 12:12 am
I heard this poem at a forensics competition but of course, me being ignorant and all...I missed the title and the author of it. But I absolutly loved it and basically memorize it myself
A special needs kid is the speaker of the entire thing and describes how she is also human and just one "hi" is enough to make her feel happy. And how she hates when people try to feel sorry for her or give her disgusted looks because she's is mentally retarded.
I know that those aren't the most helpful things to list in order to see what the poem is but can anybody help me?
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Myspace fonts
Posted Wednesday February 14 2007, 12:06 am
Ello. I was just wondering how i can get a certain font color for myspace stuff. Like, the code for it.
like, if i wanted my name in red, or something on my page.
thanks.
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high five joke
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 10:30 pm
okay theres this guy who was doing this joke which i didnt get. and i know he wasnt doing it quite right, because other people were like, brian thats not how it goes.
but he held his hand up for a high five and went, high five! and when the other person went to high five him, he quickly brought his hand down to his penis area and went, whos gay?
i dont get it...
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This bump...
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 9:06 pm
I have this bump on the lip of my vagina area. Sorry this is weird. It just showed up today. The only thing I could think to cause it would be me shaving. My boyfriend fingered me, but he's only done this stuff with me and me only. We both don't have any diseases or anything. So what do you think it is? Thanks!
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ANOTHER survey
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 8:51 pm
which situations require law? i need like 10... for example preventing speeding cares, or protecting mp3s... u know PLEASE HELP thanks thanks THANKS
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SHAVING.
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 8:16 pm
This may sound nasty but i am a girl and i have alot of hair...on my stomach..back and butt..i hate it so bad !! would it be bad if i shanved it? i heard u shudnt and it gorws bac faster and darker and i already ahve dark brown hair. could i atleast shave on of the three spots ? i hate it and need help on what to do..i cant go get a wax im only 15 my mom wouldnt take me to get it done..me n my bf both think its nasty so wht shud i do ???
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free music
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 8:13 pm
i know its illegal but im sure as heck not paying a whole dollar for a song. where can i get free music for my ipod nano off the internet? thanks! :]
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Dressing shade?
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 7:44 pm
Alright, this is kind of out of the blue, but does anyone know what the, i guess, shades are in old fashioned movies where people get dressed behind? Its kind of like an accordian, and they would put it in the corner, and get changed behind it..
THANKS.
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ipods
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 6:57 pm
how many songs does a 1gb, 2gb, 4 gb nano ipods hold?
im about to buy one of the white OLD nanos...not thew new colorful ones
thanks!
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MY space
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 6:44 pm
where do people get such cool layouts for myspace like these ones? http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=53567727
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=121487979
and ecetera? they are so cute! where can i get good layouts in general like these or even better? thanks alot!
- 13-year old girl whos looking for more original, better layouts for myspace!
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thats poptarded
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 6:08 pm
lol do you think its cool to say "Thats poptarded" instead of retarded? i was just eating a poptard and it came into my head since alot of tachers and stuff dont like kids saying that, lol. im in 7th grade.. lol not like an adult.. that would be funny if like my mom said that though, but not much since shes not 13. (and a girl!)
this really deserves to be in the random weirdos section haha
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survey
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 6:03 pm
what are some specific qualities you would like in a leader. for example : honesty. u know what i mean. PLEASE help =) thanks.
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out to sea
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 5:22 pm
oh my gosh does anyone know where i can find the song Out to Sea by Smile Empty Soul? ive tried itunes and limewire and they dont have it! it used to be on their myspace but now its not and i need it for free!
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parties
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 5:13 pm
what are the different parties/or coming-of-age stuff people have? im doing a project on them
-quincenera
-debutante ball (what is that??)
-sweet 16
-bat mitzvah
-bar mitzvah
what else? thanks mucho guys
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ipod trouble
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 5:09 pm
I just got the green iPod nano. like last Friday and all of the sudden the screen froze and it won't unfreeze its been frozen for like an hour now AHHHH! this is kind of hard to answer but if you know of anything that will help PLZ HELP!!
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butt
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 4:52 pm
What does 'bubble butt' mean?
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Hand Gestures
Posted Tuesday February 13 2007, 4:52 pm
Hey guys,
Hand gestures have been around forever. I don't really understand some of them, though.
What I want to know is:
Was the peace sign originally a sign of "V" for victory or what?
What is the hang loose sign? It's like the telephone sign turned sideways, but what does it mean?
Is the pinky is a curse in Chinese cultures like the middle finger is taboo-ish in the U.S.?
What is the difference between the devil and peace sign? And which sign are people flashing at rock concerts?
And also, what does it mean when someone puts their finger next to their nose?
What does it really mean when someone makes an "...
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