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what is a douche??

a douche is something used to clean a womans vagina! And if you call someone a douche-bag, its not a good thing lol!

--emily

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wat do u think about dating online?

I think if your friend knows who the person is, and hes/shes your age, then its okey! But if you completely dont know the person and nobody you know knows him/her, its a bad idea!

--emily

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is advicenators moving? to where? when will the new site be up? will it still be www.advicenators.com?

It'll still be at advicenators.com! Theyre just improving the site and to do that they have to take down alot of priveleges columnists have! it'll all be working again like regular pretty soon!

--emily

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my boyfriend and i have had sex now. im really worried about if i get pregnant. should i tell my parents about it?
oh im 14 and hes 15

My advice to you would be dont tell your parents because they will flip out.. only tell them if you feel comfortable enough and trust them like that! Remember always to use condomns, and you could always stop once in a while to check if it broke.. And dont to it too oftenn! Maybe once every 2 weeks would be good!

--emily

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ok im going to the play moving out tonight at bass hall in dallas texas! im really excited but i've never been to one of these plays before so i have no clue what to wear! is it going to be like really formal or kinda casual? please help!
o ya, im 15/f

Wear Black pants (not jeans) with a dressy top! Thats usually what people wear, not too dressy, not too casual!

--emily

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hey kidss----
so theres these kids, theyre my really good friends, && they know im REALLY concious about my weight, && one day i walked in on thier convo && they were like, "i" really put on the weight && looked like i was a big round ball. i really hate getting called fat, but i think my weight is a little more than normal, but i just dont know where to see if its normal or very heavy...im 5'5, && i weigh 109lbs
thankss muchlyy
mucho luvo!
-------me

omg!You do not weigh at all! Your friends need lives because theyre probably fatter then you, You are like a toothpick and most of its probably just muscle!

--emily

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I like this kid named lets say bryan and i think he likes me back. I mean i think i know this because out of all my friends we asked him who he would go out with and he picked me. Does this mean he likes me? I want a relationship but don't want to be the one to ask him out. What should i do?

Firt with him alot! Just be really nice to him and whenever your around him be funn! dont be sad and never smile, be really nice and never be boringg! I think he does like you though, But lets not jump to conclusionss! Dont ask him if he likes you but try to flirt with him and stuff! If its meant to be, it'll work itself out!

--emily

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*well my ex boyfriend is coming over tomarrow and i made him a scrapbook of all our memories cause i want him to know how much i still care about him! he has told me 3 times since we've been broken up he loves me and hes said he misses me all the time! but theres also another girl that he likes and im trying to pretty much win him over..but anyways..i was just wondering if you had any ideas on how i could do like a scavenger hunt kinda thing to lead him to it cause i want this to be special!!! please help asap! thanks!*

I have a scavenger hunt that you could try if you wantt! You hide a white paper in seperate rooms of your house.. Heres an example.. Lets say im your ex

*Walks into the livingroom, finds the white paper, reads it.. it says 'Go to the bathroom and find the white paper' So he goes into the bathroom.. Finds the white paper, and reads it, it says 'Go to the Kitchen and find the white paper'


Then eventually after 6-8 rooms he finds a white paper and it says 'go to the blah blah and look for the prize' and you could make the prize have ribbons and stuff on it (the prize would be the scrapbook!!)

Thats pretty much all I got.. Sorry if its not enough! But other than that, just be really fun and not boringg! Guys dont like sad, emo, wierdos.. lol but yea, i'm sure you'll do finee! He'll probably be goin out with you like next week!

--emily

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is soda pop REALLY that bad for you? I'm on a diet and I get sick of water.. I like diet pop! My boyfriend says he will never drink it because its so bad... true? false?

its not WICKED bad! I know people who drink it every day but theyre still very healthy! But if your on a diet I would drink it atleast every week!

--emily

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Does it bother anyone else when the members of this site give smartass answers, like "Well that sucks", "Your dumb", "I have no idea". This website keeps getting more and more of these users and personally it bugs me. Anyone else agree?

I AGREE! And if you want, you can go to Help/FAQ and look for the place where you can leave complaints about certain columnists, they'll then ban the columnists or temporarily ban them!

--emily

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does anyone no cute sumeer poems or things i can put on my aim profile

Summer O5'
*drama down
drinks up*

< good things come to >
[[ th0se who wait ]]
just trust your heart

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I've never been in a relationship before & I'm 13 years old. I've liked guys & they've liked me back but I've never really gone the extra step. Well now, my guy friend likes me & I like him too. We want to be more than friends but what should I expect from a relationship? Will things be weird at first?

Yea, things will be very wierd at first and if you feel uncomfortable DONT DUMP HIM! You'll regret it.. just try to get used to it and you will! You'll probably get your first kiss from him on like the second day!

--emily

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Hey guys,
I was wondering if anyone has ever gotten a tattoo before around their bellybutton, and if so what it's a tattoo of. Also, I would like to know if it hurts a lot getting one around your bellybutton. If you could, please let me know! Thank you so much! :-)

I know someone who is about 35 who got one around her bellybutton, its a chinese symbol meaning 'crazy' with a dragon wrapped around it! It hurt like crazyy! She said it was actually a bad idea because she got it when she was 19 and she gained fat from then and now the tattoo sags on her stomach! So if your gonna get a tattoo I would suggest getting one where you dont have alot of fat! Like the back of your shoulder right above where your angel wing is! Or the back of your ankle!

--emily

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About a week ago, I told my mom and my sister that we should go see the movie "Bewitched" since we used to watch 70's version of this late at night on TV together. When I said this I meant for us to "set a date" to go see a movie. My mom called me earlier and said she wanted to watch this movie now. I am 31 years old and have a family of my own. I also have other plans to do tonight although my plans aren't that important. Anyways, I told her that I have a headache and that they should just go ahead and watch without me. I felt bad because I was the one who originally asked them to see this movie...It's just that I didn't expect it to be today....It's a long weekend...I just went out and watch a movie with my kids, went to a baby shower and I'm kind of tired and wanted to rest and then maybe do some grocery shopping later tonight. Was I wrong for saying no?...I really feel bad and my guts says I should've just gone with them....

aww that really stinks! But whats done is done and I dont think it was wrong of you to say no! You had to do what you had to do, being a mother is probably one of the hardest jobs you could ask for! When you gotta relax, you gotta relax! Dont worry about it! If your planning on seeing it in the movie theatres maybe you mother and sister will be willing to go again! Or you could wait til it comes out on video or DVD! Then you could all have a quiet night watching it at your, your mothers, or your sisters house!

--emily

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Does anyone kno any really good makeout tips?? 15/f

http://www.sex-project.com

Click there and go to the kissing section! It has like EVERYTHING you need to know about makeing-out and what not!

--emily

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how exactly do u make out
my bf said we r going to tomorow
and i have no clue how to
please help me

~confused

http://www.sex-project.com

click there and then go to the kissing section! They have like EVERYTHING on it I swear!

--emily

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hey! well me and my ex boyfriend mike went out for 3 months..i know its not a long time but we talked and dated for like 4 months before that! well anyways we have been broken up for almost 6 months now and we both have went out with other people!i have always asked him if he liked me and if wed ever get back together..well he never would answer the whole like you question but he would always say i dunno if we will ever go back out cause i dont normally go out with ex gfs so i thought ok fine whatever! well i tried moving on ya know and i finally got to the point i thought i was over him! i even had him over like 4 weeks ago..i could kinda tell he had feelings for me cause he would keep asking me for a hug and hed like put his arm around me and he gave me a hickey and we had a total blast together..but it kinda felt like we were just friends so i thought well maybe i am over him but yet i still missed him! so i went on vacation and didnt really talk to him for 2 weeks..the day i get back he ims me and was talking to me and said he liked me so that kinda made me feel good but then i also realied that maybe i wasnt quite over him and he had also asked if he could come over next week so i thought sure! well so the next night we stayed up til 3:15 in the morning talking and he had said he still loved me and always had, he missed me, and itd be great if we eventually got back together but he didnt want that right now and he wanted to keep things slow for right now! then the next night it was a repeat we stayed up til 3:30 and he said he missed me and my picture was his background on his computer and what not! well then things just kinda seemed weird! i just had this feeling it wasnt gonna be a good day but i kinda tried letting it go past me and i wrote his xanga past memories and i told him i still loved him..so i guess that was a bad idea cause he totally flipped and was like omg i cant believe u did that , you know i dont like my friends knowing everything, blah blah blah! so i was like ok im sorry and i showed him how to get rid of it! so then he wouldnt say i love you but he said i miss ya and your pic is still on my background so i was like okay maybe things arent that bad! but he also told me he didnt know if he was going to come over next week now because i made him upset and he couldnt believe i would do that which seemed kinda weird to me! but the thing is i want him to come over cause i wanna see him and talk all of this out in person and i even made a scrap book of us cause i want him to realize how much i really do care! well then theres this girl melissa that has liked him for about a year now! well hes always told me they were just friends and things like that! and the other day i said something how hes always with girls and calls them hun and stuff and hes like i hate when your like this cause you always think i like these girls when really we are just close friends! and i want to trust him but its so hard! and then like today i read his xanga and melissa signed it saying i cant wait to watch fire works with you tomarrow and then it had this quote that was like seduce my body blah blah blah seduce my soul and ill always be yours! and im so clueless on what to think about that! i know they both use to like eachother and they went to a dance together after we broke up and all he ever tells me is they are just close friends but he is with her all the time! and i dont know what to think of it! i just dont know why he would sit there and say all of a sudden out of no where that he loved me and missed me when for 6 months he wouldnt say a word to me! PLEASE HELP ME!

OMG! I can soo relate to your whole story! Guys are wicked wierd.. theyre so unreadable and its annoying! When you like them, try not to tell them because then if they dont like you they'll go tell all their friends and you'll be totally embarassedd! So if you like him, keep it to yourself and dont talk about him to your friends alot! Anyway, This girl Melissa seems like she likes him, but he doesnt like her, but hes considering liking her! I think his options are 1. you 2. Melissa. so hes probably deciding! But YOU gotta win over her! So MAKE him come over next week so you guys can talk in person and have fun and stuff! Believe me, after that day, he'll like you over melissa! Boys dont know what you want, you have to help them decide ;> lol! So have him come over next week and try to make the day really special! Like if you have a pool, go swimming! And play some sport like basketball or badmitten or wiffleball or tennis or something! And try to be competitive, but let him win because guys like to have control so they feel like you need protecting and they'll be the ones to protect you instead of yourself! And then after that, call him and talk and stuff! try to be as interesting as you possib;y cann!

--emily

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ok. what is the weight when you are fat.ik my brother always makes fun of me but is he just doing that to be mean or am i? what is the weight that is considerred fat?!PLEASE TELL ME



---am i fat?

if your 10-12, 150+ is fat.. if your 13-15, 170+ is fat.. if your 16-20, 230+ is fat.. if your 21+ 280+ is fat!

I think your brother is just doing it to be mean, I'm 13/f and weigh 95, and my brothers call me fat all the time! Hes just trying to aggrivate you!

--emily

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Ok so I Am only 13 but could I be in love do you think you cAn truley be in love at 13? or do think it is just puppy love? I rAte 5's
~MD_GIRL101~

Yoou can be in love at thirteen! You just have to make sure its the right guy, When your in love you cant stop thinking about someone and then even after you go your seperate ways you still cant stop thinking about them!

--emily

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Ok so wher going on vacation tommorw
Im cleaning the house
my dad left and said if there was any fighting we were going to leave 5 hourslate tommorw and he sooooo mena it s o we wont be able to swim ( its gonne be the onlii nce day, while i was cleaning a threw soem cloths and my LITTLE sisters room she 9. She Wipped a really har doll at my ribs and it hurts sooo bad. wHENever i do the smallest tihng bad to her she flips outand clal my dad overnotihng, like i really never hurt her.

please help and hurry
What do i do risk oging late tommrow or just let her not get in troble.

Omg I hate little sisters..But I wouldnt do anything because the risk is too great and YOU dont wanna leave late! Just try to find a way to take out your anger haha! Keep yourself occupied, exercise or clean or something like that!

--emily

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