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Name-Meghan

Age-14

Occupation-Private Investigator

You may know me, you may not. Quite frankly, It doesn't matter. If you want to talk, message me. I'm almost always on nowadays because of my boring life. I live in the Middle of Nowhere, United States where that kind of thing is expected. Don't get me wrong, I love my town. Its the kind of place where being nocturnal is a good thing. And you really shouldn't understand that. My best friends are Laura and Luke. You didn't need to know that either. You do need to know that I LOVE GIVING ADVICE! And If you need a question answered, ask and I'll do my best to answer it.

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I have an advicenators column and I'm really good, however I encourage my friends to visit my advice column if they need any sort of advice. It seems that none of my friends really care to tell me about their problems. I really like helping people. But none of my friends even bother to take a visit to my advice column. My question is- How can I make my friend's seem more interested in my advice column and get them to trust me with their problems. Help??? thanks!

The truth is, you can't make your friends ask for advice, if they dont need or want it. Focus on the questions here on advicenators. These people dont have to be your friends for you to still get the satisfaction of helping someone out! Just let your friends know that you are there for them if they ever need any help, and let them come to you.

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does anyone know where i can find a cheap stopwatch. or maybe a timer. or a cheap watch.

thanks

Wally world.

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i've been getting lower abdominal pains for a month or two now; and when they come, they kill.
they're usually gone in about 5-10 minutes.
i've never gotten my period.

I thought I might inform you, that there is no actual question here.

Okay. Now. On to the subject. I suggest you go see a doctor immediately, something could be seriously wrong.

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i am trying to "diversify" my wardrobe...most of my clothes are from abercrombie and holister. what are some random teen clothing stores/ boutiques

Deb
Delia's and Alloy [[delias.com, alloy.com]]
Dont be afraid to shop in places like JCPenny, Kohls, and Filenes, They have really nice clothing if you look hard enough.
Try the goodwill for some divers clothes that you can fix to make your own style!

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and her mom spilled primer alllll over the tile floor. So I think she has to stay home.

And we wanna go to the mall tomorrow, so how many pay phones do you think we hafta take quarters out of before we can buy something really cool at the mall?

None! Run a little foot massage booth outside the food court. The sight of feet will make the people lose their appetite, and will settle for a foot massage.

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Okay- I'm 13/f and I know a boy who is one of my best friends and I really like him we had a relationship before but it didn't work out - we were like....9 so of course it didn't but I'm starting to get the feeling that he likes me. Like he stares at me until I look at him then he looks away- or hes always defended me but now that his cousin has come down to visit (he's not to nice) when he gets mean he defends me as much as I defend him- and he is starting to stand next to me when i around- he blushes when I'm around- when I sleep(his sister Is my BFF) over at his house(we all sleep on the floor its like a normal thing at their house) he tries to sleep next to me(blush)-and when we talk he looks deep into my eyes and acts like I'm the only thing in the world that matters. Do you think he likes me and Is to shy to ask me out? Because I'm to scared ask him.

It sounds like he likes you.. blushing is definately a good sign, and so are deep looks. I would just ask him to a movie or something.

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Everytime I wear my bra it annoys me sooo much because the straps always fall down and I have to keep pulling them up every 10 seconds litarlly! I have to wear a bra and I don't like strapless ones that much. How can i feel the strap to stay up ?

Most bras have adjustable straps. Just adjust the straps so that they don't fall down. Pretty simple, Eh?

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hya im 13 n i weigh 11 stone!! well ive lost half a stone naw but its taken me weeks i go 2 the gym n i generally eat healthy but im going on holiday soon i want to get down to atleest 9 half n thts in bout 4 weeks any1 hu has any ideas please write something quik.... im relli sad because of it fanks x

And stones would be...

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for anyone who has put music on a creative zen mp3 player...how do you do it? is there a website or something like you do with iTunes for iPod?

There should be a cord and a cd that came with your zen. You install the software on the cd and plug the cord into the computer. You should open up the creative zen explorer and there will be a list of options. You can import cds, or regular songs from your computer. Itunes files cant be transferred to the zen, they have to be mp3s. If you need any more help ask me. I have creative zen too ;]

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i have very, very bad sunburn down my back, my arms and half od my torso, and some of my face it gives off a constant burn and is killing me, my gf is probally coming over today and we are very physical and i deathly want to be physical with her but im afraid my sunburn will end up hurting alot(which i can take if it means even a min. with her but i'd rather avoid). so if anyone has a quick remedy, or somthing to reduce its redness and the pain, plz for the love of god tell me.

Aloe Vera gel

A fan or AC

A cold shower

Ocean potion or any kind of sunburn relief ointment

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Is it possible for your first ever period to last only 1 or 2 days??

Its definately possible, especially since your new to getting your period. Things should straighten out and become normal in a couple years.

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I'm a 14F turning 15 in 3 months. I still haven't had my 1st period and am VERY curious to find out how soon it is coming. I have heard that you get it around the same time as your mother did, but my mom got hers when she was 11, almost 12. I am 5'1" and 95 pounds. Any estimates?

It may be your size, or maybe you just develop later than everyone else. I wouldn't worry until your 16 or 17 and still haven't gotten it. For now, I suggest you enjoy it because once it comes you'll dread it.

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You ever feel like your wasted space? Just waiting for someone to prove you wrong. Like you want to hurt yourself but you don't want to feel the pain. What do you do then?

If your always feeling that way I would suggest help.
But everyone has their days, and theres no way out of it. Cheer yourself up!!

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ok well everytime my frinds come over all we do is watch tv or were on the computer. or we just sit there asking eachother what to do we dont no what to talk about or what to do... please please give me some ideas i need them despreatly..

Makeovers are definately fun!!
Look into buying The Body Book [Klutz] by Anne Akers Johnson, It has many natural recipies and makes for a fun time.

On the other hand, you could go outside. Go for a walk in your neighborhood. Play a game of basketball. You can get active and have fun with your friends at the same time!

When in doubt, me and my best friend break out the blender and experiment with different ingredients to make the perfect smoothie!

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Okay, so I really really like this boy James. But he hates me. For no reason! Omg. Hes so sweet/cute/fine and I really like him. People try to convince me he likes me but I just know he doesn't. I know this sounds dumb and all but I started cutting myself just because I think my life was horrible [in my opinion] and now this to make it worse! I cant stand It but i like him so much. I want to stop cutting SO bad because its really not the right thing! Please help me with suggestions to stop! I really dont wanna ruin my life by a stupid mistake I made.


Sincerely,
Bloody Wrists.

This might not be what you want to hear, but therapy might help. I know from experience that it can suck going to therapy. But it can probably help you a lot and its important to stop cutting yourself because it is not good for you physically OR mentally. So when you look at it there are more pros to therapy than cons. Give it a try, even it doesn't work, you could get different help from there. I think it is definately worth a try.

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how long can sperm live even when it hits the air .. can u get pregant by gettign fignered?

You can only get pregnant when there is sperm. Unless sperm can come out of this guy's fingers, then you cannot get pregnant.

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I am a 23 year old female. I am happily married, but a few weeks ago, I made the mistake of having unprotected sex with someone other than my husband. I just found out that I am pregnant. I cannot keep the child because there is a good chance that my one-night-stand is that father. I want to have an medical abortion and disguise it as a miscarriage. My husband is a doctor, and I fear that he may be able to distinguish the difference between an induced miscarriage and a spontaneous one. What is the difference between a medical abortion and a spontaneous miscarriage?

How can you be happily married and have sex with someone other than your husband? It doesn't sound like you can be. I think you should be truthful with your husband. It was your mistake, and mistakes have consequences. This would probably be the best decision to make because even if you do get the abortion, there is a good chance that the truth will come out sometime. And that would probably be a whole lot worse because not only do you have that issue, you have also lied to your husband. Also, guilt can be stressful. It isn't healthy and should be avoided. To tell you the truth this doesn't seem like a very honest relationship.

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ok i live in condos. with only my dad is
overprotective, and i really want to exercise but he wont let me go outside by myself. so i end up not getting exercise. :(
someone tell what to tell my father, or what kind of exercise i can do inside plz
thx

You could lift weights, do regular stretching, or get a treadmill. These would help you to get excersize without leaving the house, and if you are careful with the equipment and use them safely your dad would have no need to worry.

If you don't have the kind of money for equipment, I would suggest some excersize tapes that you can use. They aren't too expensive and can work well.

I'd also get some yoga tapes, the stretches are easy and it is healthy for you. It always makes me feel energized after.

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After my boyfriend fingers me, he says his fingers smell like fish for hours afterwards. Is this normal? How can i get it to not smell down there?

There are wipes that you can get that control odor, I'd try CVS, they would probly have them there.

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ok soo me and my boyfriend have been together for a while and he thinks im to jealuos
-i hate this girl he use to like
-i hate that he whatches porn
-talks to other girls thats are sooo stuck up and snoby and thinks there hot errr!!
-talks about girls but jokingly he says!!
-stares at girls and then when i ask him what are you looking at hes all like umm i just thought i knew her!!
this stufff tottally drives me crazy i hate it do you think im to jealous and what should i do about it and do guys not like it when girls act jealous!!

If he's going out with you he shouldn't be staring at other girls. Simple as that.

If he can't deal with you being that way then he might not be someone you want to be with. I don't know him, so I can't tell you what kind of guy I think he is but from what you've said I think I'd be worried constantly about him cheating or such, and quite frankly, if you have to wonder about his loyalty he isn't worth it.

You are not being too jealous at all. Its him who has the problem. If he's with you he shouldn't care about other girls.

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