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Q: everyone on myspace says 'hollerback'. what does that mean and can you maybe use it in a sentence so i can understand it better. thanks :]
Hollerback means like answer back or talk back if they have left you a comment or somthing.... its just people who think ther gangsta that say it :P

Q: Everyone tells me I'm shinny and have a perfect figure. I always tell them I don't, and they say I'm being stupid and do. I'm not saying I'm fat, just flabby. I definitely need to work on my thighs and butt. I like my butt but lately it's been getting more and more flabby and my thighs are too. What are some ways I could make my butt firm again and my thighs trim? Thanks!
squats squats and more squats lol fun! i no but i used to have a flabby butt and i started rowin we had to do 100 squat jumps squat flanks burpies bridges all to do with toning thighs if you like i can teach you how to do them just just email me
it is alot of hard sore painful tiring work lol but it works trust me
hope i could of helped
mwa x0

Q: I really don't know what to do. A lot of guys have tried to finger me and I just can't have an orgasm, ever. I masturabte a lot and always have an orgasm by myself. I try to help the guys and show them what to do, but it doesnt even feel good at all. Do u think maybe me masturabting a lot has affected this? am i ever going to be able to have an orgasm with someone else? please help, im really worried.
Hae hunni dont worri, if your weird then i am to, a guy has only ever made me orgasim once my current boyfriend hasnt tho, i do masterbate alot like you but dont worri it doesnt affect the wae a guy pleases you, in a wae it almost helps it because you become more awear of your body what u like n dont like etc....
hope i could of helpd : )
ex oh

Q: When I was 5 to 10 years old, my eyes were a dark brown. Since I was 10, slowly but surely, they've become a very green hazel, and are still increasing in green and decreasing in brown, enough so that it's mostly green. I just wanted to know if anyone has any experience with this or is it just me.
Well my eyes are almost like yours, i have one brown eye and one well eye, everymoring when i wake up it a dark deep green as the day goes by it turns aqua and then by about lunch time its a very deep blue, then when i get home from school it half grren and half brown : D so no your not alone : D

Q: Why do you like your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Just your honest opinion :]

Something more than looks, please.
I like my boyfriend because he is the single most anazing person i have ever meet, i love the way he treats me,the way he makes me feel, he never asks me for anything but respect, he makes me feel like im priceless, like the most beautiful girl ever to walk the earth
i love his sence of humour how when ever im sad, he does everything he can jus to see my smile again, everyday he says somthingg nice to me about me, he always reminds me how beautiful i am to him and how much i mean to him, how hes always there for me

i could go on for ever but ill leave it at that
mwa x0

Q: Okay, so I have a good amount of friends. They're pretty awesome friends but to a point. I'm from South Korea and I've been living in the US for almost 6 years now and I'm the usual Asian person that studies her ass off with strict parents. The thing is that some people from my lunch table say hurtful remarks like "Are you teaching her Chinese" or some say some Japanese words or someone says "Go back to North Korea to your dicatator" or "Chinese girl" I know that they're saying thi sjokingly and many might not get why it's hurtful but the thing is that South Korea, China, and Japan are different countries with different cultures and own identity and when they decide to ignore the fact (that I've told them about a million times that I'm Korean) and decide to clump my nationality with another one just is so rude to me and that's considered like the same things as people calling African Americans Niggros [sp?] and Calling everyone from South American Mexicans or something like that. My other friend was like "Oh my god, when you didn't come out of class I was like 'The immagration people took her away!'" and someone else was like "I know what I'll get you for your birthday..a Green card!!!" and another friend of mine yanked my sleeve down and was like "Oh wow, you're not cutting under that Asian strict pressure" or something like that and he went on nonstop. And I get really amd at them but I let it go because I don't want to start any fights or drama or anything and I've told them that they're being really mean and rude and I've threatened them saying that I won't talk to them anymore and such but they seem to ignore that and make racist remarks against me right in front of me. I know that they're just joking and I shouldn't take it seriously but I can't help it. They are going on and on and on and it hurts. So how do I tell them that they're really hurting me and that I am serious when I say enough is enough without it being all dramatic and stuff.
you sound like such a real down to earth person, your friends do sound a little, im not sure of the word im looking for, unsenctive maby. But
tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you either.


If you sit them down and talk it out with them maby they might start to understand, put them in your shoes ie : how would they feel if they were in your country and people made racist comments towards them. If they dont understand you, or how your feeling, maby they arnt the right kind of firneds for you, im not trying to tell you to find new friends, but maby their just not the kind of people who suit your amasing persoinaitly

hope i could have helped a little
mwa x0

Q: anal masturbation in no way causes blindness, thats like the rumor that went around about how normal masturbation caused blindness. Also I was looking at your adivce columns and condoms work 99 percent of the time if used correctly and birth control in like 90 percent effective. With Birth control and a condom put on properly you are fine. Don't scare people
Hae hun, you really think i care? lol the only reason i come on here is to take the piss outa poeple and have a good laugh at them, curel....maby but funny, yes!! very much so, you have a wonderful dae x0x mwa

Q: How does birth control work? Also what makes it not be 100% accurate to not cause pregnancy? Finally how does birth control prevent somebody getting pregnant?
Birth controal only works 13% of the time
have fun :]

Q: ok, me and my girlfriend have decided we want to have sex, the only probleam is i am not sure how i am going to get my hands on a condom, i am 13, and don't give me stuff saying im too young or anything cause we have made up are mind, im just not sure how i can get my hand on some condoms. can i just buy them? what? and also what kind should i get?
hahaha holy s*** ur 13, go you i say!! but huni phu-lese your 13 i mean sure fine for you to have sex, but i mean aw your poor gf your 13 how much of a cock could you have, at lease wait and grow a little bit more, for her sake
ha and ith the hole condom thing
just go and buy one n stop been a di*k

Q: Ok me and my girlfriend plan to have sex soon, the thing is that it is both of are first time and i know that sometimes it can be painful or uncomfortable for the girl. so i need some tips and advice on how to make it less painful/uncomfortable for her so she can enjoy it to the full. i dont like the idea of hurting her
well, for the first time its good to use lube, preferbly chilli sauce of marmite, you may think im crazy but its a lot better then the stuff you buy specialy made for sex
hope i could help xo

Q: im worried about the size of my penis, i think its too small, ive never really seen another penis so i dont know whats big and wats small, and like wats the average guys penis size, if it helps mine is 7 inches, is that good or bad? please help
now hun dont listion to thoes other adivcers, i mean seen as they come on here how much action do you think they would get
i only come on here to take the piss out of people but i saw ur question
haha aww u poor poor thing 7inch? wow i actuly think you should see someone about that
i mean? aw gawd look im here to help and i think you should see a docter thats actuly really scary

Q: Im a male and i was interested in anal masturbation, i was just wondering if there was anything around the house you could use as lubricant for this??
well, it goes a little like this, Anal masterbation cause's blindness, yes yes i no everyone jokes about it, but....
it actuly does
it affects 1 in 100 people
but otherwise yea ky is all gud : )

Q: Ok i had sex with my boyfriend we used a condom but when he pulled out it wasnt on anymore it was inside of me. What are the possibilties of my getting pregnat? I'm really scared.
Hate to burst your bubble but condoms only work 3% of the time

Q: I have this huge zit on my forehead, and I want it to be gone or a lot smaller by tomorrow, because I don't want to see all my relatives looking horrible. Any advice on how to make it go away really fast, or really cover it up good by Thanksgiving? Thanks :]
Aw you poor thing, iv been inm you situation many time before, no i may sound like a compleete nut case, but smear peanut butter and marmite in the affected area, this will clear it right up
hope i could help
good luck x0

Q: First off, I'm a girl and 15.
K, I've known this guy Justin for a couple of months now. We hit it off well right away, and became friends while I was getting over an ex-boyfriend. Well, we got to talk more and more .. and I started to develop feelings for him. I wasn't sure I wanted to start a new relationship, but Justin was really sweet to me, and I decided I'd regret it if I didn't at least try to see if anything could happen between us.
So - after debating it for a few days, I told him how I felt. I was so nervous, but he told me he cared about me, too -- it had just been hard for him to tell, cus we've known eachother for so short a time.
Sounds great -- but the thing is, he's already told me he isn't interested in having a gf, and I told him I'm not interested in friends with benefits. So, nothing is progressing at all. I really like this guy, though. So my question is - what do I do from here? I don't want to just give up ... but I don't want to wait forever, either. Is there any way that this guy might be able to get the hint?
Well hun, firstly you actuly have to make sure that you do like him, you said that you started developing feelings for him while you were getting over an ex, you may subconsously just be be looking for a...how would you say...? support, someone to make you feel secure do you know what i mean? but if your 100% sure you do like him for him, not just because you feel like you need him, i think you should keep at him, if you do like him alot nad you think he is worth it, eventuly he will come round, they always do, he may not want a gf but if he does really really like you, he will put out, and like i said eventuly come round
hope iv helped : )
good luck x0x

Q: I dont know....
I just recently got a boyfriend and really its great. He's wounderfull. But I dont know if things are going to fast.He asked me out on the phone, And I said yes then when we had to go he said I love you..I didnt want to be akkward so I said it back and UssALY everytime were on the phone he allways says that. Then me and my other friends and him one day went to valley fair! it was awsome! though we didnt talk much. We guessed it was beacuse we were just shy. I have to addmitt I kind of was. But then We went to the mall with only his friend and us, I guess the shyness wore off a bit. We held hands and then later almost after it was over he kissed me! ok not a french kiss but a kiss on the cheek. I know, Really babyish for our age but it was sweet. now soon We are going to the movies. And he asked if we could makeout! we are going to be alone..no friends around. Also about french kissing, touching whatever kind of makeout.. I know. I mean I have french kissed other people before but I never really made-out like touching like that. I dont know to tell the truth I sort of want to do it. but I dont know. I get really nervous.. I dont know I need advice!
Hun, it sounds like you really like this guy im not sure how old you are, but your first kiss with your boyfriend is allways a big deal : )
If you said yes to the making out then thats cool, but you will have to let him no your limits with the touching, ifyou feel he's taking it to far you have to tell him to stop, if he doesnt he isnt as gooda guy as he makes out to be, he should respect your choice, and if he sucks at kissing tell him you really wana watch the movie :P
hope iv helped a little, need
good luck x0

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Well were to start, Im a student at John Paul college in Rotorua. Love helping people, Love giving advice, its like this web site was made for me :P feel free to ask anything you like : )

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