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Im not gay but I would like to masturbate with my friend but I dont know how to ask him. (link)
just whip i out see how he takes it


what do girls use to wash down there? i've been using regular bar soap since forever and i think i should switch, but what do i use instead? (link)
use bath and body works scented soap, it works like a charm


I am a female senior in highschool and I currently like a guy who is a freshman. He's three years younger than me. Is that wrong? What should I do? I'm afraid to tell anybody because I think I'll get teased, but on the other hand I really like the guy and hes way mature for his age :) Help! Im so confused. (link)
tell him stupid theres nothing wrong with an age difference, i mean lok at hugh heffner, the guys like 80 and lives wiht a bunch of bunnies!!, theres nothing wrong with u liking a guy 3 years younger than u, and if u get teased you only have 1 more year of high school so youll get over it


well i got a big nose and keep pullen dem gurls and i dont know how an i dont know how to fix it (link)
wull dem gurls mus b outta der minds, ferreal home skillet dat big noooose ya got, it prolly da mos attractive thin on yo face, so work it bro, or you could possiabley get surgery


I really like my best friend. He's funny, smart, cute, nice, everything! But I'm not really sure how to tell him. I'm not really a person that likes her feelings out in the open, and I definitely don't like talking about them! So how am I supposed to let him know, or how to ask him out? (link)
do nooooot ask hmj ur a girl he asks u!!!! and if you dont want to come right out adn say it hint at it, starting flirting wiht hmand if he doesnt flirt back drop it cause guys wil flirt with anyone tht they might like, o if he doestn flirt back, ur screwed, srry bye:)


One of my best friends is a senior (3 years older than me) and he is bisexual (it changes everyday - it's kind of weird). I've been spending a lot of time with him lately, and I've realized that I grew a little crush on him (I'm a girl). Is it weird? (link)
no, this is totally normal, your not a weirdo, and should not feel like one, whe hes feeling stright, but on his gaydays, this might be kind of akward for the both of you because then u might find yourself getting jealous of a male, which isnt good, so date him on his stright days, i dont know what to tell u when hes feeling, gay:)


iv tried to kill myself loads of times( 12ish) but its always hurt too much. does anyone know a really quick and preferably painless way of killing yourself? or a way to stop being so depressed?
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yo hey dont do this its stupid adnull regret it,, well youll b dead so i guess it wouldnt really matter,but aynways ill b your friend:) facebook stalk me and get my number and txt me cause it seems like you need someone to tlk to and im a goodlistener, so please get some help adndo noooot do anything to hurt ur self theres nothing in life that could possibly b tht bad, ilove u:)


What are some things to do to a guy while you're making out/being fingered? I feel like its harder to to something when i'm laying on top of him because when he's on top of me i'll run my hands through his hair or touch is body but thats all i can think of. Its hard when hes kissing my all over and fingering me I feel like I can't really move.

Can someone please give me some advice? :) (link)
wll when my boyfriend is fingering me i randomly hip thrust and he likes that, and moan loudly, and sometimes a little scream i like to play with the bottom of his shirt because sometimes he takes it,and more off, sometimes when he take his shirt off i lick his nipples and he moans and then i moan and then we end up having sex:)


Me and my best friend are both 15, and basically a couple of weeks ago we kind of just gave into each other. We have kinda liked each other for years just never done anything about it. He took my virginity and I took his, but the condom broke. I took a test 3 times and it came back positive all 3 times. I know I have to tell him

but I don't know how. :( I know he will stick by me.

How should I tell him I'm pregnant?

I'll be seeing him tommorow to study, and want to tell him then, but don't know how to bring up the conversation.
Help?? (link)
well......be like heyy so do u want to have sex again? and if he says yes b like well srry cause it might hurt our baby and hope he doesnt run away, but if he says no b like good cause then u mite get me preganat..again and hope he doesnt run away:) good luck!!!!!


This boy that I told me he liked my hair curly, I wore it curly for like 3 days, then I made it straight and he noticed and pointed it out. My friends are like "wow, he notices the little things, that's so cute, he totally likes you" Do you think that's true? I also catch him looking at me a lot, we'll be in practice, and he'll look in my general direction so much that I don't even want to look his way. He'll also walk with me to classes. Do you think he likes me? thanks! (link)
ya i would say he does. this guy who likes me (who i dont like at all) walks me everywhere and always talks about what i am wearing and stuff guys do that all the time and i he is looking at you a lot i would deffinently say he likes you good luck!


k;; well me nd this guy have been dating 2 months;; we have only made out but talked about him fingering me; he felt me up nd he played with me down there many times he tried getting farther but i stopped him;; we were at the movies nd he felt me up;; the started ggoin down;; i felt a little uncomfortable then he just started fingering me ;; then i felt good i let him keep doing it;; i finallly stopped him; im 13 am i a slut? (link)
well i would say yes like i hve friends older than you hat do tht and they r allkinda slutty but since u are 13 that also isnt very good i think it is a little early to bethat close with a guy u have only been with 2 months


My bf was over yesterday night and we dry humped with our clothes on. He was wearing skinny jeans and boxers and i was wearing short shorts with underwear. This only went on for about five minutes. I heard from my friends that sperm can travel through clothes. He told me that he ejaculated in his boxers and i asked him if he had to clean himself and he was like nahh its dry now. so i checked for stains and there were none thank GOD. but to be safe i changed my underwear and shorts. THEN when he left i showered and i scrubbed my vagina. there was a stain in my underwear but i, myself cummed as well. do i have a chance of getting pregnant? that would suck cause i'm 15. anyways i only get my period once a year. i got it for the first time when i was 13 in jan. then i got it again when i was 14 in jan. do you think im infertile? help. easy five points! (link)
dont dry hump because that is gay umm girls dont cum by the way and also why does your bf wear skinny jeans just wondering


I had sex with a guy on sept. 28, 2010. we use pull-out or withdrawal method. we did it again on october 9, 2010, and october 18,2010. until now i don't have my period. am i pregnant?
The last time i had my period was september 20-25. (link)
well there is this thing called a pregnancy test and it will telll youall the all the answers to life andthe in and out method doesnt prevent babies so my advice is to use a condom that should work


Do guys get turned off if a girls never made out with anyone? (link)
well some guys think that means you wont so my advice is to go make out with some random hot guy and then no one can say you havent made out or just lie that works too! and if you dont know what you are doing go on youtube or somthing practicingon your hand works too good luck


18/f

help! i'm caught in between 2 guys who i both love so much..

here's the story. so i went out with this guy (A) for a year and we were great. but then he broke up with me last spring. Then I started dating a new guy (B) and we have been going out for 3 months. B and I have gotten into a lot of fights lately. and they haven't even been fights about serious things.. its always about really stupid things. like he got mad at me for "bailing" on him when we were supposed to hang out but i felt sick so i went home. we've had so many fights over really ridiculous things, so i broke up with him. Now A wants to get back together with me and he told me that he's really sorry and learned his lesson. he broke up with me because he didnt want a relationship and his feelings toward me changed and he didnt love me as much. but when he broke up with me and dated another girl, he really missed me and thats when he realized he wanted me back.

Here's a brief description of each guy

A- emotional/depressed. has a lot of crap going on in his life. doesn't really have many friends to turn to for support. he didnt really treat me like a queen, like buying me gifts randomly or making me something cute like a sweet text or a love letter. But I care about him sooo unbelievably much.. he always talks about how if he were to disappear, things would be better. but i cry everytime he says something like that because i cant imagine life without him. he's a great guy and i care so much about him. i would fly across the world to see him or swim the arctic ocean for him.

B- super sweet/corny/romantic. he always spoils me and makes me feel really special. he's the first guy who i actually fought in public with (i'm normally a shy girl who doesnt like to argue or yell in public) so i guess thats good? because i got out of my bubble and maybe was more open that way?? instead of shy and hiding my feelings? i'm not sure if thats a good or bad thing. he also makes me feel good. like if i'm crying, he will hold me and i just know that he doesnt care if my makeup is smeared on my face.. he just cares about me. he's really protective over me.. not too overprotective, but i feel safe around him.

also idk if this really matters but my parents know A and his family very well. they work with his parents. so they trust A more than B. for example- they would let me go over to A's house but when i ask to go to B's house they wont let me.

so yeah... i'm torn in between 2 guys.. what do i do? is it better to be with the guy who i've been with for a year and i care a lot about him, but he doesnt really treat me like i'm special? or do i go to the guy who i've been dating for 3 months and really really cares about me and makes me feel special but sometimes complains about what we dont have?

oh last thing.. i feel bad for A. He's been wanting to get back with me for such a long time and he gets his hopes up, but when it wouldnt happen he would get hurt and upset. so i kinda feel like he deserves me more than B because he's been through so much and just wants someone to love him/me. but at the same time i feel like i should go back to B because the only reason we broke up was because he complained too much and he said he would change.. so its like.. who do i go to??

please help me. i'm desperate for advice. this has been going on for about 4 days now and they are both going nuts because they want me to pick someone. I'm probably the most UNselfish person ever.. i always take someones feelings into consideration. dont tell me to pick what makes me happiest or what my heart wants, because either way i'm going to think about another persons feelings and take them into consideration.

I just really dont know what to do. I talked to my bff about this and she just said follow my heart. but I dont know what i want. Please please please voice your opinion. like i said, i'm desperate. THANK YOU!!! (link)
jori: okay so i wouldso go with A because he obviously really likes you and if he tells ou how he feels then why shouldnt you tell him that you want him to treat you like you are more special just communicate!

lynze: well since a is depressed you shouldnt have to make him happy you shouldnt have to be responsible for that


My ex is really shy, but sometimes i think i still have feelings for him and i want him to feel the same. how do i get him to want me? (link)
since he is shy you should make him realize how confertable you and him were together make him feel like you are the only girl he feels like he can be himslf around! focus on being his best friend first and then he will realize how great you are for him ! good luck!




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