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im a teenage boy, and i go to highschool full of hot girls. and since i see like 50 hot girls in a 6-hour time period at school, all that horniness builds up and i go home instantly and masturbate. And this happens everyday. Is this normal? And is it normal for me to imagine a specific girl at school when i am masturbating? Is this all normal? (link)
Yeah kid, its normal. Keep your jing, though, your vital essence. Learn the Taoist pressure point to keep from releasing your JIng or vital essence. It takes an incredible amount of blood and body resources to maintain semen and sperm. Letting it go constantly can age you quickly. Knowing the pressure point moves the energy up the chakra point up to the heart and third eye and crown chakra. In the East they have know this for thousands of years. Taoist masters masturbate and move that energy and desires within without any releasing outside body. Like a snake eating its own tail, the recycling of energy. Blood produces semen/sperm. Sperm/semen goes back to nutrifying the blood. Ancient wisdom.


Ok, so Im 13 and me and my sis got ballons at my cousins graduation and we untied the ballons and strted swallowing the helium so that our voices got all squeaky. It was really funny! But then my great-grandma (97) started yelling at us about how unhealthy that was, and we got in trouble. So im just wondering is that really unhealthy or was she just being fussy? (link)
I think it is unhealthy because it displaces oxygen. It causes headaches and brain cells to die. Think about, nothing in nature sucks up pure helium. Our bodies are designed for the earth,s atmosphere in its balanced gaseous concentrations.


So, I'm 15

I really don't like the way I look "down there". I've never had sex, but I do masturbate and this is really hard to talk about, because I don't talk about it.

I don't know if it's nothing or what but, something sticks out, outside of my vagina and I really don't know what it is, if it's my clitoris or what.. I'm just scared it's abnormal, I don't want to go to the doctor and be embarrassed..I don't believe I have an std because I'm still a virgin..will some one please help me out here? ://
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I think that is your clitoris or hymen. Believe me, Your future lover will desire your vagina no matter what. This seems to be an issue with young women having problems accepting the beauty of their genitals. I do not think it is abnormal and there is nothing to be scared of. If you are concerned then ask an older woman to check and reassure you that there is nothing abnormal. Going through puberty with all the body changes are challenging and sometimes scary. Just admire your own beauty of your entire body without comparing to others. By loving yourself, you make yourself look better and attractive. Your only as pretty as you feel. Hope the best for you!


How can I turn on this guy and make him want to have sex but just tease him because I dont want to go all the way yet? (link)
Well your into playing with fire. Men are biologically set up to finish the sexual courting ritual with ejaculating semen inside the female portal (vagina) in order to propagate the species. It is difficult for men to short circuit the drive of hormonal release and the need to copulate to the fullest extent. Communication would be the key beforehand with strong boundaries, but even that may not work. Be cautious, your are tempting the kundalini serpent which has a life of its own.


My friend is feeling very sad and she feels like crying but she can't. What can I do to comfort her ? (link)
That is kind of tough. Your friend's emotions are locked inside. You really do not have the key. She has the key and needs some sort of catalyst. A nostalgic memory? Massage? Sweat lodge ceremony? Accupuncture? One that works for me is two strong cups of coffee, don't laugh, it seems to work. A couple of beers or herb. Going out to the wilderness alone seems to work also.


is there a place in the world where everybody wants to have sex and is willing to do it anytime? and btw, this is a serious question. I live here in Ottawa, Canada, and the girls are somewhat interested in sex on a normal manner, but is there a country where sex is really important and where people are down all the time to do it? (link)
Good question, Were I live it seems people are not into sex. I live in New Mexico, it is Catholic down here. I noticed when I lived in a college town in Kansas there was a lot more shagging. So your best bet is to go to a midwestern US college town. It really was a shag fest, since I moved, it has been dry like the climate here. Also warm humid coastal areas. Not too hot, not too wet, and not too dry are conducive to lots of human sexual activity not to mention animal prolification. A good example is Southern California where most pornography is produced. The porn industry is not in the bible belt or the desert, think about it. It is based in the fertile lands of California. My point being is that fertile landscape correlates with human sexual behavior. Desert landscapes attract soloist, painters, hermits, monks, priests, shamans, seekers, outlaws.


can a brother make sex with his sister (link)
Well, it has happened throughout history. It is not a good thing. Number one, every religion and state has practically forbidden this, it is taboo. From a scientific biological standpoint it would also be considered taboo since if there is any offspring, it would most likely be disformed, disfigured, diseased, genetically weak. It would be one of the most saddest things to see. Really it is unnatural, unfortunately I am sure it has happened countless times because human are really kind of gross, just ask any alien, they'll tell yeah.


How come whenever me and my boyfriend are messing around, i cum so much. It's gross and i dont know why it happens but its embarrasing. (link)
Wow, that sounds sexy and not gross. I would love to have a girlfriend like you, I do not think it is embarrassing but it would be exciting to have a partner that can have and display so much pleasure, I am serious, do not be embarrassed, it is actually a sign of being very healthy! Your lucky!




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