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Can the birth control pill make your vaginal discharge thick white and (very) acidic? Except for the acidity its completely flavorless.

I would love for my boyfriend to go down on me, and I'm completely comfortable with everything but the taste, I feel like the acidity would freak him out. And its not acidic because I have an infection or anything like that, it just got that way when I went on birth control (I've been on four different kinds for three years, acidic for all three, the type seems to have no effect on it).

I have good hygiene, I shave, and I don't smell there. I can't go off birth control and I'm 100% certain that its the thing that's causing this.

If anyone had any problems with this before, or just any suggestions how I should tell my boyfriend this, please write =) (link)
my girlfriend started taking birth control about 6 months ago, and personally i didn't notice any difference with her taste...

my advice would be to definately let him try it if its something he wants to do, let him go for it. just stay vocal about what feels good to you and what does not.

if its not really something he's suggested or asked you about before, just try mentioning it to him sometime. just say "how do you feel about going down on me/eating me out?" however you want to word it. don't forget to mention that you would really appreciate it from him. its possible that he might be really into it but just afraid to ask.

If he is interested in it, just be sure to warn him why you're nervous about him going down there. and politely ask him to give it a shot despite that fact. If he needs even more incentive, maybe you could offer him something in exchange? most guys could go for that.

good luck, and just be honest with each other. :)


How much would it cost to buy a new hard disk for a 4-year-old Compaq laptop?

And is there a good place / website (other than the HP website) that I can get it at a good price? (link)
Go to Newegg.com or some similar computers site. just about any 2.5 inch hard drive should work as long as your computer isn't too compact. They'll probably be around $100

Unless you're already expecting on reinstalling the operating system and everything with the software that your computer came with, you'll also need a way to transfer your data (including the operating system and programs) over to the new drive before it will really work in your computer, that means you'll need a hard drive enclosure and software made to do that so you can transfer everything before the drive swap.

Here's a Laptop drive search on Newegg:
http://www.newegg.com/Store/SubCategory.aspx?SubCategory=380&name=Laptop-Hard-Drives

Good Luck!


If I were to fill up a car with a full tank of gas how many miles would I get until I had to fill it up again (given, it isn't highway driving but not too many stops and turns?) Just an approximate amount? (link)
If i remember right, a full tank of gas typically gets you about 400 miles, thats if you ran it till its pretty low and arent too agressive on braking and accelerating. So usually under normal driving, you should do a fill up about every 300 miles or so.

If your fuel gauge is broken i'd look up the tank capacity in the manual or on the internet. then go about 200 miles on a full tank, fill up and see how much you used up. look at the amount of extra gas you put in to the tank. it should be 1/2 or less the stated capacity of your tank in the manual. if all is normal i wouldnt feel too daring to go 300 miles or so.

hope i helped. good luck


my boyfriend of a year just broke up with me. he said that i deserve to have someone who's always around and he cant be because of college. so aka he just wants to be single.. i dont know what to do.. (link)
Well dont just automatically blame him and assume that he wants to be single, he might really care for you and feel sorry hes not there...

Im going to assume that he's already left for college... Have you gotten mad at him for not being around enough? Or have things just changed between you two since he moved out? Does he know that you want to keep your relationship strong even though you arent always together?

If you want to try getting back together with him, get in touch and make sure to tell him that you love him, and you feel just fine with him not always being around, make sure he knows how you feel. And if you do manage to repair the relationship, you have to make sure he knows you always love him and want to keep doing so even though he's not around. I couldnt blame him for being tempted by college girls if he wasnt feeling your love.

If he's really serious and just wants to move on, then thats just what you have to do too. It'll go like any other break up, really tough. and im sorry about that, i know it hurts.

just talk to him if you want, and Good luck! :)


ugh, this is weird to talk about, but im a male in my late teens. there is this pornstar who is the hottest girl in the world. i dont wanna say her name, but she is so beautiful it hurts just to think about it. ..... i seen her videos, and im just like wow. i want her so bad. i know shes like probably famous, but i dont know... please help me. i need help. (link)
I don't know what to say, but i think its pretty safe to say that you'll never get to have her... sorry to shoot down your dreams, rain on your parade.

I used to watch a lot of porn too, and i had my favorite pornstars too... then about a year and a half ago i started hanging out with a girl from my class a lot, she's not even what most people thought of as "hot", but once i got to know her better i just stopped using porn and totally forgot about it, just focused on her. A month later we started dating, now i rarely use porn, and when i do, its just because its convienent for me...

I'm not saying that getting a girlfriend is the solution to everything, or that every guy thinks about it the same way i did. it just seemed to help me a lot; i found that the feelings i could share with her meant so much more to me than the amount of euphoria i experienced when wanking off to porno.

You acutally never even said if you had a girlfriend or not! if you do, just try to focus on her and her feelings, you shouldnt be obsessing about this porn girl, it cant be healthy to keep doing that for a long time.

Good luck man.


when your girl is giving you a bj, do you like her to look you in the eyes every once in awhile? im probably going to end up asking my guy but im just curious to what other guys think, thankss. (link)
Yeah, absolutely. At least some of the time... i think its really sexy when my girl looks me in the eyes any time shes pleasuring me. especially when im looking down at her and our eyes meet, sends shivers down my spine just thinking about it.

He might be different though, just see how he reacts, and remember even if he looks away from you doesnt mean he doesnt like seeing you look up at him. You should be able to tell if hes liking it or not. If you still dont know, just ask him.

Good luck, :)


Okay here's how it goes. I'm gonna be a junior (I'm 16) in high school this coming year and last school year, I dated a girl I liked for about 4 months. Right after school was over, we broke up. After about a week, we started texting again and after a party which we flirted all night, she said she thought we should maybe get back together. After hanging out a couple more times, she decided against it but kept texting me all the time. Now she says we're best friends (I went to an amusement park with her and her family the other day), but sometimes she texts me and we have good conversations like we did when we went out, and other times she barely gives me any answers. It's like she goes through phases where she likes talking to me, and then other times she doesn't care at all. I don't want to just sit here and let her decide where we go. I still kinda like her but don't know what I should do about everything? Try and go for it again or just be happy with being "best friends"? Please help (link)
Well i don't think its right for her to be dragging you to do stuff with her all the time when you arent even going out. If you were just best friends you should still have the right to say "no i don't want to do that" and go do your own thing, no hard feelings.

She obviously likes you a lot if you've been having these good talks on the phone all the time and you've been doing stuff together. And you must like her because you're going with her to do these things and she's on your mind so much. But you should know that you might have hurt her alot when you guys broke up, so if you try getting back together, she might give you a hard time because she'll associate you with all of the feelings she felt when you broke up with her. You'll have to be 100% devoted to her to get her feeling for you again.

Another point is that if you go along with her being your best friend, any girlfriends you could get later on down the road might feel weirded out by your friendship. that could limit you to just having this one girl as a friend and no other girlfriends.

I would definately consider getting back together with her again, but remember that a relationship needs alot more time and effort than a friendship, though its usually alot more rewarding. :) Try her again, if it doesnt work, you can always be friends again. But you don't have to be devoted to her if you aren't going out with her.


I didnt know where to put this question so I just put it here. I have a really bad breathe problem. I brush my teeth CONSTANTLY and am always chewing gum but it really doesnt help. Whats wrong with me? (link)
I used to have problems with my breath also, until i discovered i was suffering from something known as tonsil stones. I think its acutally fairly common, but i hadn't heard of it either.

It basically happens when you get crevices in your tonsils from past infections, and these holes in your mouth sometimes develop a slow- growing infection that doesnt irritate your throat but leaves behind a terrible smelling whitish-yellow gunk which fills the crevive and makes your mouth smell foul.

To look for the stones, take a flashlight and look in your mouth using a mirror. Look closely at your tonsils for any white spots. Your tonsils might be quite large also, i think thats a pretty good sign too. If you cant see anything and you're feeling daring you might want to try GENTLY prodding your tonsil with a cotton q-tip or something. If you do have an infection, some of the white gunk might fall out with enough persuasion.

There are some OTC mouthwashes and toothpastes that are supposed to treat bad breath from tonsil stones. i think its called 'therabreath' of something. I don't know if it works. I ended up talking to a doctor and getting my tonsils out. problem solved. :)

If you arent sure if you are suffering from stones or not and have tried solving your problem in the other ways people mentioned, it wouldnt hurt to go to a doctor and get medical advice. at least you're aware of your bad breath, thats the first step :) most people with bad breath dont even know! they just make everyone else suffer! :) good luck.




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