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that pic is fucking hot..EEEK RENEE. how do you pronounce your name? (link)
its pronounced "reh-nay" and um, thanks. haha.


when ur making out with a guy do you stick ur toung in his mouth or shuold he do it to you first? (link)
It depends on how far you would want to go with him, i mean in kissing. If you want to french kiss him, then do it. nothing should hold you back.


hey ummm well i have this friend and she is kool and everything but she also has some really really really annoying things about her that i CANT STAND!! well like she wants to hang out and all next yr in school but like she is a prep and i am a punk and idk it just isnt going to work. i think that i will be better off with out her. but rite now she thinks that i am like some kind of saint or something and she is always there. i dont want to hurt her feelings but how do i break off a good friendship that has been going for 2 years without her knowing that i dont really like her ? ? ? ? ? ? (link)
Yep, you shouldn't label yourself. If you look at me you would suppose i was a "prep" but i'm not anything, and i listen to Rock and Punk. But you should really just sort things out with her, maybe you guys can be friends...just because youre different doesn't mean one thing. You should tell her something like "We are different and it's not working out because of the differences, i hope you understand where i'm coming from but i don't want you to hate me because of this" or something like that.

Tell her you still want to be aqaintences(sp?) ..like you'll say hi to her time to time...it wouldn't hurt to say hi would it? she'd probably be really sad if you just let it go and don't interact anymore


me and my mom always fight about my best friend...i luv her to death....but her mom doesnt let her come to my house bc she has to watch her younger brother so i ALWAYS got o her house!! well my mom thinks im doing bad things over ther shes already talked to her mom n knows that she cant come over but im always welcomed over ther and she still is like such a bitch...well my friend is goin to mexico july 19th and she asked if i can sleep over thursday, friday, saturday and stay on sunday!! my mom totally tripped about that she was like NO NOT THREEE DAY S I DONT CARE IF SHES GOIN TO MEXICO FOR 2 WKS!! idont c da prob for 3 nites down the street basically...wat can i tell her without startin a argument?? i really wanna go and im goin to miss my friend alot!! plz help (link)
tell her it will make up for the days you wont get to see her and that shes your best friend and of course you will miss her too much, shes being unfair of not letting you do...try asking for 1-2 days and on the 3rd day you can just spend the day with her or something...try to let your mom see shes a good friend and she shouldn't be so angry about it..youre just kids


hi katy .. i have a problem :-/ there is this kid i rele rele rele like but we've went out 4 times 5 times in the past month .. the longest was recently and it was 2 weeks but he broke up with me bcuz he liked some girl that would give him head and have sex with him :-/ i love him alot .. and he says he loves me .. what do i do??? (link)
tell him you don't appericiate him breaking up with you just for some girl who doesn't want to wait for someone special, if you really like him...you should tell him that and if you want him back or he wants you, you should talk to him about how high and low the relationship can go ie: kissing, cuddling, etc. and if he wont accept the fact you dont want to have sex with him or give him oral..tell him to forget about it.

it's really all up to you, make the best choice sweety


how do you get them and where would you go to get them.. also does it cost money? (link)
you put them in your site HTML i forgot the code, go into google and type in metatags theyll give you some tutorial sites that will help you :]


i was wondering if anyone knows how to get their website known to ppl? (link)
put in metatags so when people put in keywords that you have in your metatags they'll se youre site under a search engine.


HI I HAVE A MAC SO I'M WONDERIN IF YOU HAVE A MAC VERSION OR IS IT MAC COMPATIBLE? ALSO IF IT IS MAC COMATIBLE HOW DO I DOWNLOAD IT OR COPY AND PASTE IT OR WHAT?????
THANK FOR YOUR HELP
SANDY FROM HOLLAND MICHIGAN (link)
you press control and click and theres a little drop down menu adn you can put copy or paste or download it or you can go to your top menu ont he top fo teh screen and puress edit and do the copy and paste there


i really really have a problem with kissing my boyfriend. we've been going out for quite a while now and we've only reached a hug. i really do wanna kiss him and he wants to kiss me but we're both so nervous. everyone says it will come naturally but we're both too nervous for it ever to come. (link)
try going up one level into kiss cheeking and move up as it gets less nervous for the both of you, soon enough it'll come that day when you "kiss kiss" :] hope that helps.


ok i am going into 7th grade and i am scared to get my period and when i do i am not gonna no what to do...please tell me every thing to no about them PLEASE. (link)
have a little purse in your backpack with regular sized tampons you should egt pearl because it has a smooth applicator, long/medium sized pads(because if you sit down for a long time and get up quickly it can spread all over) and midol incase you get cramps, bring about 5 pills and take one everytime you finsh lunch or in the morning.


ok, well i'm 16 ,i have a really bad depression problem i have been addicted to cutting and still have urges frequently , i have suicidel thoughts very frequently and the real problem is my parents refuse to admit there is a problem, it seems like theres nothing i can do to make them understand, the wont even get my prescribtion (link)
go to a consiler(sp?) at school and tell her/him you are hvaing these problems so you can get help..if youre parents dont give you what you need see if another adult can talk to them or even take you to a docter and get you the pills/things you need


Hey Alicia, ok I'm really stuck & I need help. This guy named Josh has lived 2 doors down from me for about 5 years, but I just recently met him & we started hanging out. I thought he was cool & everything & I had fun hanging out with him, but slowly he started hinting that he wanted to fool around..By the way, he has a girlfriend..Well we would make out & stuff even tho I knew I shouldn't & he kept wanting to have sex, even tho he knew I was a virgin. Well one night, we were laying on his couch & we started messing around & one thing kinda led to another & we had sex. It wasn't in for very long at all, but I bled, so I knew that I had lost my virginity. He would keep inviting me down to his house & then would want to do it again, so it happened 2 more times, even tho I didn't even really wanna do it, but he kept asking & asking, so I gave in. If it wasn't bad enough that he has a gf, my 'first time' wasn't special or anything. I miss the Josh that I first met. But that was obviously a fake & it kinda disappointes me. Of course I have feelings for him cuz he's the furthest that I've gotten with anyone & I lost my virginity to him, but he's using me. We barely talk anymore, & the very few times he does IM me online, it's just to see if I want to "cum over." How can I get over & forget about him & try to move on? It's not fair that I have feelings for him & all he wants to do is use me because he doesn't get it from his gf or whatever. Please help me. (link)
well first you should start ignoring this guy, when he asks you to come over..say your busy or you have other plans, or maybe you should tell him straight out that you have feelings for him and you dont appreciate being used. try getting closer to other people and soon enough youll find a guy who really likes you for who you are and not just sex.


im fat how can i loose weight...REALLY QUICK! i mean come on..its summer! help me out here! (link)
take diet pills if you want to loose it quickly, but those arent the best choice. try stacker 2 or 3.


I usually apply black eyeliner ( just one layer ) very near the ends of my eyelids ( the part where your eyelashes grow from ) . I would like to know if someone taller than me would be able to see my eyeliner . =) (link)
they probably cant see it if its one layer but make sure its smoothed out so it looks more natural try not to smear it :]


ok, im gay and i love my best friend, i wanna do things with her...what should i do? i think she's the love of my life! i wanna have sex with her cause shes so hott and OMG i gotta tell her!

DIKEY (link)
well ..(this is to the girl who asked if it was a boy or a girl) ..a dike is a lesbian and obviously saying she likes her best friend and saying "she is so hot" obviously, shes lesbian..(just informing.)


I want to become an online DJ, but I don't know how to start my own radio channel or how anything like that. I have a microphone, and all of the equipment, but I don't know how to get my own online radio station. Does anyone know where I can get started DJing? (link)
first you need a website for your DJ..and then for the radio (people can download a mp3 into their music tuner..itunes, windows media, etc) im not sure where you can do that but i know a friend who has a online radio, ill ask him.


there was a question in another column saying this girl needed 2 lose like 20 pounds in 2 weeks and he said if its for a sport then the day before she needs 2 weigh that much she needed 2 wear a trashbag and sweatsuit that night and i asked him what he ment and he didnt answer...do u know what he means by that??!!?!...thanks!!! (link)
i really dont understand what he meant but..that isnt good advice..what she should do was work out on different areas every 3 days and eat very healthy, and no sweets or baked foods or fried..and no soft drinks.


hey...im the one who asked u about loseing 30-40 pounds...ok.i got those staker 3 pills...do u know the difference between 2 and 3...i got 3...
thanks for the advice and i will let ya know how it turns out!! (: (link)
stacker 3 is higher ..more advance than stacker 2 :]..i use stacker 2 because i dont need it as much..only when im lacking in work out, see if the 3 works for you and if it doesnt try 2..and tell me how it works out :]


hi...i am about 30-40 pounds overweight (i know...eww) but i have been trying 2 lose weight like i tryed atkins and it didnt work for me...and i eat pretty healthy and go to the gym about everyother day...i am going on vacation on july 6...in about a month...and i really wanna lose 20 pounds before then and wanna lose more by the time school starts back...please any advice would help me...btw i have just now started cutting calories but i dont know if its working cuz i just started that...also i am 15.
Thanks!!! (link)
hmm..maybe you should take diet pills if the whole working out thing isnt working for you..try stacker 2 or 3...but be sure youre ready for it. I think you should try other techniques for working out since you are only 15, try eating no baked baked goods or drinking soda. If you want some more help you can IM me :]


please some one tell me how to give a jickie my girl wants one but i dont no how (link)
damn she wants one?! those hurt :[




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