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Q: okay so we broke up like a little over a month ago and i've been talking to his sister and she says that he has no social life since we broke up, and he's been being mean to his friends and stuff and he was doing better with me (he had a social life with my friends-guys&girls too but now they kinda don't like him cuz he dumped me). the last month while we were dating he would lie to me and tell me "his mom wouldn't let him go out" or "he had homework" and he never used to do this for like the first 6 months we were together. she says hes lazy but he still likes me. i guess what i'm saying is that i miss who he used to be...we were planning on hanging out when school is over, so my question is, do you think i can get him back the way he used to be during the first 6 months? how? things were perfect last summer and i want them to be this summer too. and please don't tell me to just move on, if worst comes to worst i know that i can. i just want to give this a shot because i do miss who he was. thanks so much. 17/f hes 17.

that pretty much sounds like what im going through right now. and honestly, theres not much you can do. both options are kinda eh...either move on, or kiss ass. treat him like a king, and let him know youre completely there for him. just dont be clingy though - spoil him. its kinda one of those things where you just have to suck up your pride, but alot of the time its worth it. and when he made excuses for not wanting to see you before, maybe you were being clingy then and he just needed space. (my guy did that too and said i was.) so what i would do is make a date for you two to hang at either your house or his, and talk. about everything thats bothering you. now guys usually hate these talks, so ease into the topic, and dont accuse him of anything. be understanding and try to see both sides; he'll be amazed you understand. i hope everything works out for you (and me haha :p) good luck! :) 17/f

Q: 15/f
I'm in Florida for vacation, visiting my dad and step mom. The other day, we went out to the beach. Of course, Florida is very hot so I should have covered my entire body in sunblock. However, I only patted a little on my cheeks and nose :/ Yeah, a VERY stupid move on my part. Now, the sunblock I DID put on was spf 80 and worked extremely well. However, my ears, neck, and splotches of my face where sunblock was not applied are beet red. It hurts SO bad, worse then any sunburn I've ever endured :( and today, I noticed blisters on the tops of my ears! It looks so gross and hurts so much... I hate aloe vera but finally put some on my neck yesterday...so far it has done nothing, but I don't expect it to work in one day... My question is, is there anything at all that will either get rid of the sunburn soon or at least get rid of the blisters? I have to continuously wear my hair up because the blisters 'leak' (EW) onto my hair and it's disgusting... which, in turn, allows more sun to hit my neck...please help :( I'm currently just trying to stay out of the sun... which is pretty hard in the Sunshine State :/ thanks! I'll rate good answers!

i had a terrrible sunburn a month ago...i blistered and my feet and ankles even swelled hugely. and i currently have a sunburn that blistered my upper lip. it takes awhile to go away irregardless, but i drained my blisters, and applied teatree oil overnight, which leached out the fluid (gross, i know.) but now the blisters are scabbed and i keep applying the oil, to make them soft and fall away cleaner. use lots of aloe vera, neosporin, take an epsom salts bath, and take ibuprofen. itll take the pain away alot and hopefully help with the inflamation. its verry important to stay OUT of the sun, even though its hard. using lots of lotion will also help keep your skin soft, and drink lottss of water to keep hydrated. good luck :) 17/f

Q: 15/f
I cant seem to find any good stations, some bands/artist I like are: All American Rejects, The Ting Tings, Rihanna, Pink, Shinedown, Kelly Clarkson, Brittney Spears, Lilly Allen, Beyonce, Lady Gaga & Pussy Cat Dolls. I know theres more but I cant remember... Any station recemondations?
-Lily

i live in 540 VA. our 2 main radio stations are Q101 (100.7) and kissFM (93.7) they play a pretty decent blend of rap, rock, pop, and alternative. hope this helps :) 17/f

Q: what is the normal age for womens ministral cycle to stop forever?

alot of it depends on genetics, but not always. for example, my grandmother was 55 when she started menopause (when your menstrual cycle stops) but my mom is 43, and going through it now. the average range to experience menopause is about 40ish to 60ish. but the majority of women have it happen around their 50's, i believe. 17/f

Q: Im just wondering, how girls masterbate.
lmao

every girl does it differently. rubbing their clits, using a dildo or vibrator, or dry humping something. 17/f

Q: When a girl orgasims what does the cum look like? Is it like discharge or more watery?

thanks in advance.

few girls actually ejaculate. instead, girls get wet. and when they orgasm they only get wetter. its just a clear natural lube. 17/f

Q: ok i know for a fact when i am sad and turn on the radio i hear a song that pertains to my exact feelings and i think that's really cool. however sometimes a song that i hate comes on and i really want to listen to a good song for what i have been feeling lately. SO.. in conclusion, does anybody know a good song that's about -> liking someone so much but you can never tell them because things always get in the way?

you belong with me, and teardrops on my guitar. both are by taylor swift, and theyre really good :) 17/f

Q: hey i know it feels good for a girl when you perform orally on them but does it feel good to them if you stick your tounge inside. why or whynot?

every girl is different. some will love it, others, itll feel good, but wont make them cum or anything. but in my opinion yes bc it makes the girl hornier (for sex) or whatever. oral feels amazing regardless, but ask her what she likes, bc like i said, every girl is different. 17/f

Q: what is everything that happens to a female when she has an orgasm? and when does she 'cum' as opposed to when does she 'get wet'? what is the main difference and how can i know the difference? and can a girl cum by fingering? or does she just get wet?

most girls cant come just by fingering; you have to rub the clit. nothing really happens when a girl has an orgasm, compared to guys ejaculating. few girls do that though. mostly its just like...intense vaginal spasms that feel really good. youll be able to know when she comes because the vagina contracts and spasms and her breathing will increase. alot. if shes not to shy shell also make noises; maybe loud, maybe soft. it depends. getting wet is much different that having an orgasm. getting "wet" is when the vagina just excretes a natural slick lube. coming is when she actually has an orgasm. girls get wet when theyre aroused, and come when either you "finger" them, have sex, or masturbation. 17/f

Q: I have two exams tomorrow so I have been revising really hard today. I have done alot of writing and as a result now have severe pain in my hand and my tricep, just above my elbow. It might sound a bit over dramatic but I physically cannot write anymore because of the pain. I've tried taking regular breaks to flex my hands and arm but it hasn't helped. I'm really worried that the same thing is going to happen tomorrow or that the pain won't have gone away by then. What can I do?

you could just have severely strained the muscles, or it might be carpal tunnel. try putting heat on it to relax your muscles. maybe soak your arms in some epsom salts or something. if it persists or gets worse, you should probably see your doctor. 17/f

Q: I'm constantly renting movies and would just like some ideas on really good movies. I like romances (like The Notebook, Titanic), and historical movies (The Other Boelyn Girl) and comedies (My Best Friend's Girl).

Any ideas?
What's your favorite?

-Thanks

for comedy, id try "you, me, and dupree," "the breakup," "me, myself, and irene," "adventureland," "i love you man." historical(ish): "king kong(2005)," "pride and predjudice," "pearl harbor," "the notebook," "cold mountain," and "the patriot." hope i helped :) 17/f

Q: what are some ways to make the pubic area for a female smell good or at least fresh without douching or using prducts from the store or pharmacist? like any remedies or natural ways or possible ideas?

usually shaving and washing often helps. ive found that if you use shaving cream down there, even as soap, it still leaves you really clean. practically oderless lol. 17/f

Q: How do women masterbate... i am so curious and wnat to try it

most women rub their clit. actually fingering the vagina doesnt really do anything for most people exept get them hornier, but everyones different. just do what feels best. 17/f

Q: my 8th grade graduatin is coming up and i need to find a dress within 2 week at the most. im 5 feet 2 inches tall with long legs and brown hair that is long.can someone give me advice on what kind of dress i should be looking for?
-thanks

at my eighth grade graduation most girls wore either a really dressy, in-style spring "outfit" or a spring season dress. most of the dresses were about knee-length, and quite a few of them were halter-tops or sundresses. (you dont want to be too low-cut on top in middle school) alot of them had alot of greens, blues, and flowery colors. but not in an old-lady way haha. look in belk, macys, and JC penneys. some can get a litttle pricey. just dont overdo it. you dont want to look over-dressed or anything :) hope i helped. 17/f

Q: is there anyway of checking my login history on myspace?

im pretty sure there isnt. exept when it says on your profile "last login: mm/dd/yy" if there were anyplace you could it would be on the myspace homepage at the bottom with FAQ and that stuff. but i doubt theres a way you can, ive never found one. 17/f

Q: I know what it is, I just want to hear some of your stories about being fingered.

um, well. haha im not really going to go into detail..thatd be gross. but everyone of my "stories" starts with me and a boyfriend making out. then things start to get more intense and he would start to usually feel me up lol. after a few minutes of this, their hand would start heading south, undo my jeans, and there it was. fingering. so uh, yeah. i have the feeling this would be more of a private question, so inbox me if you want to know anything else. 17/f

Q: There is a word for when you are something, but you act as if you are not and you say the other person is. Like if a person is always sad and they go and tell everyone that you are sad (when you are actually happy and they are the one that is really sad) and they get people believing that you behavior is now "sad" what is that word...i think it starts with a P (but maybe not :P)
thanks

i know some of these dont start with "P," but hypochondriac, hypocrite, pretentious, pragmatic...try google maybe, or an online thesaurus? sorry i cant help more. 17/f

Q: I took a test. A very accurate test, and found
there's a 90% chance that I have Paranoid
Schizophrenia and I accept that. I often pretend
I don't, but I can't deny it, my friends are a
little afraid or weirded out by me nowadays.

I looked up treatment and whatnot, I really don't
want to go to a facility and get shock treatment,
have to talk in big groups of people, I don;t
like people... in large numbers, I feel as if
they're all staring at me. I also know that I
will have to get off the drugs I'm doing at the
moment, I don't want any of that.

So, do you think I'd get worse if I didn't see a
doctor about it. I don't want to tell anybody,
but since I don't know you, I suppose it's okay.
But if you tell anybody, be prepared to loose
your knee-caps and other much needed body parts.

Regards,
Me.

yes, it could get worse, alot worse, depending on what drugs youre on. i dont have any personal expirence with p.s, but i know that any mental "ailment" will only get worse in time if not treated. i have a long history of bipolar and manic depressive in my family, and can bring from that. but my best advice to you would be to research or talk to a doctor about alternate treatment. im sure there are other ways besides shock treatment. hope i helped.

Q: This is kinda long but really important and relatively easy, so please read through! I promise to rate.

So I have this friend who I've known since I was in 2nd grade, been friends with since 4th and been best friends with since 7th.

Basically her and my bestbestwickedbest friend became closer a few months ago and I felt really left out. My defense mechanism to that is to separate from them, and eventually they'll realize that they miss me and will willingly accept me back into the friendship. Its always worked in this past for me. This time, it didnt. For nearly two months I felt bitter and alone. I began avoiding them when I felt like they were giving me pity conversations and began hanging out with my other friends more who I felt really wanted me there. However, these two friends took it as separation and bitchiness and began using my normal character traits against me, like how I supposedly talk about people. I won't lie. Yes, I do gossipper. But barely any of it is negative and I am never, ever mean. I'm in high school, everyone gossips, including those girls, and to deny that would be a lie. So they bitched me out brutally and I felt like I was on rock bottom, I had nobody to lean on - I don't have a good home situation and am very emotionally isolated/independent (however you want to look at it). I broke down.

That was just over two months ago. Things have kinda gotten back to normal with my bestbest friend-- she's kinda changed a bit herself (she got a boyfriend and I feel like she's not herself around him, in a bad way, and doesn't want to hang out with me as much anymore, but that's another issue) but I'm not bitching about it.

The other one, though, told me today, again, that I changed. By Facebook bumper stickers, nonetheless. NOT KIDDING. The message that went along with it said something like, "Just a heads up, I want the old you back!" then the bumper sticker said some shit like "I miss you... the old you." Like WTF?

I haven't been extremely friendly with this girl since the fall-out a few months ago because I don't think that she's trustworthy. She instigated the bitch-out back then- the other friend would never have brought it up. And I know that if I say anything to support her claims of talking about people, even if its just neutral statements (I've stopped a lot since then, realizing none of it can lead to good), she'll spread it around or wave it in my face.

Also we just don't have anything in common anymore. We dress differently (I'm girly, she has dirty greasy hair and lives in sweats - I used to not care when I was younger, but I think its disgusting now) have different music tastes (I like modern, she likes country). I like to go to the mall. She doesn't like to do anything but go see horror movies / crime show tv shows. Its hard to find any common ground with her- even our sense of humor.

And where I used to find her completely hilarious in years passed (she's the "funny" one), I just find her completely obnoxious now. I can't stand her, although I haven't told anyone or said anything to hint at it. I just don't really laugh anymore, just smile. I'm not mean to her at all, I'm civil, to say the least. She's just annoying and untrustworthy - to me.

Why the hell do yuo think she would send me a freakin bumper sticker of all things (like, really?!?) instead of talking to me? And do you think its worth trying to repair the friendship? Any views whatsoever on the matter would help me greatly.

Thanks SO much!

...16/f btw:)

i disagree with razhie. and im not saying theyre wrong, because everyone has their own opinion. but my mom has always told me, whether its a fallout with a friend or a breakup with a bf - you have to let them miss you. so in your situation, i wouldve done the same. and the simple fact is, maybe youve outgrown these friends. highschool is all about making new friends and finding yourself. and if your not compatible with these two friends anymore, you just have to move on. sure you can try to be friends again if you want, but youll probably just get hurt again when(if) they reject you. ive been there. its not fun, but sometimes you just have to be strong about it. and the facebook thing -- that just shows how immature she really is. if she cant come up to you and say she misses you, then she doesnt have the traits of a real friend to you anymore. everyone changes throughout highschool. few people rarely keep the same friends all four years. i really hope i helped; :) 17/f

Q: Ok so i know this boy, and he is a real gentleman. I was asking all my guyfriends if they have ever made-out with a girl before, and my crush said no. I'm not sure if he likes me or not, but when we were playfully disagreeing on something he leaned in really close to my face and looked me in the eyes. I played back and leaned in too. Im not sure if he wants to kiss me or not, but i dont want to make the move and freak him out. What should i do?!

it sounds like he deffinetly does want you to kiss him. ive done the whole "play-fight and get real close" thing. and it usually leads to kissing or making out. if he keeps looking at your lips, or keeps licking his lips/ kinda biting at them, this is a sure sign lol. have fun, and i hope i helped :) 17/f