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I am 17 years old. I believe if you take yourself to seriously you'll make a good joke for me. I find that sarcasm is the spice of life and oh forget it. Here's the truth. I enjoy nice walks through the park, flowers on a rainy day, and yes i went to see Jerry Seinfeld live.

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im 15 and i still have an A cup... all my friends have like huge boobs and i have no idea how to make mine any bigger!! how can i?!

Don't worry about size. The shear fact that you have tits will get you tons of guys. what can i say we're pigs but we're easy to please.

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Hey, well my current boyfriend is my first kiss and everything, and I'm nto really sure if im a great kisser or not. If someone could give me some tips on making out that would b awesome!!! I normally follow his lead but i think i wanna surprise him with something of my own for once lol :p

Well since you didn't tell me what age you are im going to assume you and he are 18 because i can give funner advice to older people. Well just get creative with his ears and neck maybe grab hold of his gigglestick you know for effect. but if that just ain't the route you were looking to go in maybe let him get a feel or be boring and just work the neck and ears. but remember if your not having sex theres really nothing wrong with what your doing.

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I know that every girl down there is unique, but im not a lesbian or anything but i see pretty girls in magazines and all of them dont have any visible things in their bottoms. like my question is, is it unattractive to have larger "lips" than most girls and will guys be turned away by it? I dont wanna sound weird its just i dont know who to ask without seeming like a weirdo. lol thanx!

"LIPS" First off i like how you used that i've got to use that one sometimes but anyway. I don't know any guy who has ever cared about the size of a girls "lips". In fact it is probably a good thing for you cause big lips mean big well you know and guys like the big clit.

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school is full of bitches, i know....this one girl who is my 'freind' walkes around wispering to people. she yells about how she and her bf are on 3rd base. then she critisizes you. she should not be talking...(this is gonna sound soo mean) she is so fat that she takes up 2 bus seats. no boy will go near at her in our school. i think she makes it up. she is acting really bitchy to people w/out boyfreinds, (or people like me who keep them secret) when she found out about my bf. she started being nice to me. she wants me to walk around and.....u kno. i want to get rid of her, but she followes me around. she also asks deatails about my bfs kisses. i really hate her. how do i rid myself?
ps: i am 13, and she is almost 14..

Well first off you need to not be so nice. Tell the big tub of butter that you don't like her or that she's a jerk and should find a dark corner to go hide in. but you're to nice to do that which is probably a good thing so just don't talk with her. When she tells you a story don't comment just say cool. Answer yes or no to as many things as you can. be boring she'll go away and find the soulution to her problems in the bottem of a KFC bucket.

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Hi people this may seem like a totally weird question but I'm going to a costume party next weekend and I have no clue what to wear! Do any of you fashionable girls out there have any ideas or suggestions? Oh yeah, I'm a girl and I'm fifteen. I RATE 5's!!!

hmm well all the costumes mentioned by the other people are fine and all but your 15 now and you should try to wear something to get all those horny guys you like to notice you. Be a playboy bunny or some sexy nurse, but don't wear lots of make-up cause that makes things messy. This is all only applicable if you want guys to notice you not if it's just a friendly party you didn't say so that's my guys opinion.

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Yeah i forgot to log in so ill just do this again. Okay so me and my ex broke up on March 7th of this year. I was IN LOVE with him well im pretty sure i was. He said he broke up with me because of him getting grounded *He was grounded for a month* and he said hed go back out with me. Well i find out he lied to me and really he broke up with me for his neighbor. Well that didnt really bug me too much til i find out he didnt want to talk to me ever again. To make things harder my best friends boyfriend is his best friend so they talk. And yeah then we got in this big fight a few weeks ago over the internet and he told me to leave him alone and that the best part of our relastionship was that he played me. Yes he was an asshole but oh well. The thing i want to know is do you think he said that out of anger because i told him i didnt want to date him ever again? i mean he might just play me again thats why I cant go back to him=\ But yah do you think its just anger or do you think he really meant it? Because I still wanna be his friend. but he doesnt seem to want that. Please answer this? thanks=)

Im sry but did you ever stop and think "Hey why do i want to associate myself with an absolute pricktease of a human being." you sound like a nice person do yourself a favor and find someone else with a little more dignity. the kind of person that would do those things to you is the kind of person that needs to be beaten and until he gets it that women shouldn't be treated like that and he needs to grow up and remove his hand from his own dick.

Smurf toucher

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Does anyone know of any cheat codes or websites about this game? I will rate 5's!

If it's cheats you want then gamewinners.com is the ansmwer if you want walkthroughs or faqs then gamefaqs.com is the site for you compadre.

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Ive been using this instant sunless tanner by NO-AD. It's in color medium and works fantastically. Im currently just using it on my bod but would like to tan my face as well. But I fear considering how delicate my face is (I break out easily) Im not sure if I should risk it. Has anyone else use a tanner oh their face? Any advice? I rate. :)

Not that this will help you but i got a funny picture in my head reading your problem of a rub on tan person that looks like an oompa loompa with acne so from my perverse view i say go for it and remember someday it'll make a great story.

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OK ive been on a diet for about 5 days and i have been really goo about eating no junk. I even lost 2 pounds when i went on the scale today...roblem is..im a typical overweight american : I love my junkfood..Its getting so0o hard to turn down the junk..im afraid im going to give in and ruin my diet. My weight has been fluctuating..i might be 2 lbs lighter, then maybe 1, then back to my beginning weight.
How can i keep my weight from fluctuating and how can i deal with my cravings for food?? please dont say just tough it out..because its way to hard. :/
Any other losing weight tips most appreciated...5's for helpful answers.

Personally i hate diets. start working out really hard with some friends. You have to do it with friends though because that way youll feel pressure to impress them and youll push yourself, also when you work out you can still eat junk food but you'll crave healthy food because your body craves what you need. i believe this is good advice but then again tubby is as tubby does.

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i want to be a camp councillor during the summer but dont have alot of ideas about how to keep clildren occupied in a unique way. Any ideas?

Now i don't suggest taking my advice if you have problems with being arrested but here's some ideas. don't entertain, give them sleeping pills. throw them a dead animal they love that stuff. give them one toy sit back and watch them fight, you may need to instigate a little with things like "come on you can take billy he's small and wears glasses." Teach them the wonders of an opium den.

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I hate my life my mom is mean my sister is a snot my b/f is a jerk and very selfcentered and i want to die......tonight

All moms are mean you need to work on your manipulation skills to get her to do what you want. This takes a lot of work but is very useful in the long run. As for your sister, I fing that once you can manipulate your mother you can start doing torturing your sister with things like sticking her toothbrush in vinegar, toilets, your armpit, etc.. and if your b/f is a jerk dump him. As a guy i can vouch that we are just a cock-n-balls with legs, there's a million guys that want you.

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ok so ive just had a rumor spread about me. they say that as soon as this girl at my school (that i dont like)and her bf break up (cause he is moving)that i will ask her out. now im not shady and would never do this to my two best friends. i just wanna no if i should kick the kid who started the rumors ass or should i let it pass and what should i do about it please help me

Well this depends on what kind of person you want to be. Personally i believe in a more mental abuse tactic. Start spreading rumors to destroy his reputation. Give him some vanarial diseases like genital warts that's my favorite.

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hi im 15 and my boyfriends 16. although many adults say that us teens dont know what love is teens know when their in love. i just want peoples opinions (teens and adults) on if teens know what love is and also me and my boyfriend are really in love and its NOT lust. we know it. anyways we decided we were going to have sex (no my boyfriends not like that hes never pushed me into sex ever) but were not having sex for the fun of it we really do love eachother. please give us ur thoughts and please dont be mean thanx!~Kelley

Ahhh my favorite question. I don't know you specifically, but in generality I have almost perfectally been correct. Teens don't know what love is. That funny feeling you get is just your emotions. Emotions lie all the time the only thing you can hopefully trust is your mind. If you can trust your boyfriend and he's a good person thats closer to love then a feeling. And hey! im tired of people having sex because they LOVE each other. If you aren't grown up enough to realize love is waiting for marriage then your not grown up enough to have sex! So tell him that if he loves you then he'll keep it in his pants and never let you try to push sex on him.

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Me and my friend were walking up to her house, we got round the corner near the lampost and we were like 20 metres away from her house. As we got round the corner there was a tall white van parked and a man standing there with his door open, I saw his arm moving so i looked down to see him wanking!! It was groose and he smerk at us.
I told my friend and she looked down to quickly we walked up to her house, when outside the house she shouted "MUM!!" as we climbed over her fence, he looked up at us quickly jumped in his van and drove off at the speed of light. He now knows where she lives and she cant sleep at night. Her mum didnt believe us and we told everyone in the neighbour hood to keep an eye out.

Im scared for life when anyone metions the words, wanking, penis, white van. I hate it so much i went white as a ghost when i saw him doing it.

I was shaking all day we tried to get her mum to report it to the police but she said "He might have just been goin for a piss" but i know he wasnt or piss would be comeing out of his dick.. not spunk. and he wouldnt exactly point it right at us..

How can my friend get over the fact that he knows where she lives?

sorry for it being so long lush me x

Well first off i would like to say that that is a messed up story, but all the same there shouldn't be any reason to be afraid it was just some screwed up guy that was pumpin that happen to see some girls and thought hey wouldn't that be funny. There was no premeditation of stalkin just and idiot and some porn. Furthermore you shouldn't be afraid because it is such a common thing. Every guy beats the meat this one just happened to be pointed at you so next time you look at ur dad, best friend, cousin just remember it could of been them and there nothing to be afraid of.

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Why do guys get angry when you have only been dating two months and they tell you they love, but if you don't feel comfortable saying it back they all the sudden don't love you? Especially the only reason you don't want to say it is because that is when people start getting hurt!

Well here's the obvious answer. Most likely he is to young to know what love is and he wants to secure his reservations in your pants. my advice is to buy a chastity belt (metal panties with a lock) and tell him what he wants to hear.

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hello,
ok my friend has a problem she likes this guy but she cant trust him at all ok.no one can really trust him i mean he has like gfs but umm when he does he flirts with everybody else and he has a crush on my friend but she doesnt want to go out with him because she cant trust him. she tried to advoid him but that didnt work lol. now shes gonna try to talk to him and tell him she just wants to keep it at a friends level. how can she do this without ruining the friendship.

Well first off if he hits on girls all the time he is just an immature pimp who at the moment is probably recieving that glorious extra rush of testorone induced during puberty. So that means he is most likely used to rejection and will take it well as long she doesn't make him feel like an idiot. If im wrong then he's a faggot that i wouldn't want to be friends with

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