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Yo, Sledge Heads.
Ah you here to represent? Daaaaamn straight.
Most of y'all already know me. The Innovator, The Gladiator, The Violator, The Navigator, The Percolator?, The Mastur... you get the pictures. Plus, I'm simply a bad mamma jamma on top of it all.
I'll answer questions about anything. I'm not an expert in much other than wrestling and being a sexy beast, bay-bay! I will, however, try to answer any questions I get as best as I can.
You'll find "Ask Sledge" has regular questions about various topics on top of actual advice. However, feel free to ask ANYTHING, as everyone will remain annonymous on here. I will answer anything from funny stupid questions to serious deep questions (7.5"...ha), and also any questions about various topics you'll find below. If you want your name included make sure to include it at the bottom of your question.
Here is a list of some "non-advice" topics that I know a hell-of-a lot about:
- Movies
- NFL
- Video Games
- Web Design/Graphic Design
- Wrestling
Hope you enjoy. Thanks!
The Advice Ayatollah,
Greatest Show on Earth,
The Paragon of Virtue,
The Potent Persona,
SLeDGE
E-mail: Sledgehead@charter.net
Gender: Male
Location: Southlake, Dallas, Texas
Occupation: Wrestling Specialist
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Member Since: July 19, 2004
Answers: 11
Last Update: August 5, 2004
Visitors: 1135
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Alright, I have this set of friends who I've known since 3rd grade, and I'm going to refer to them as 'Set A'. Now, theres one person in this set, Eddy, who is cool and chill with me when we are by ourselves, but when we are with other people, he ALWAYS makes fun of me and hits me. He's a bit taller than me, but sooo much stronger. If I do something back, I'll get killed! I can't really defend myself. Everyone else in set a is pretty cool with me.
Then, there's 'Set B'. Now, this set is filled with huge, insane, crazy kids who'll KILL a kid for me. Literally. The ysaid they would jump Eddy for me, but I don't want him to really get hurt, it'll all reflect back on me. And plus, I won't hang out with 'Set A' anymore. So what should I do? I alraedy asked him to stop by ourselves and he said ok, but he does it to show off in front of the girls.
Thanks, Sledge! (link)
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I figure you are a guy since you said "he's a bit taller than me, but sooo much stronger". Hopefully he is a guy as I hope he wouldn't hurt a chick. Regardless though, your best bet is to just tell "Set B" to stay the crap out of your business with "Set A". If Eduardo is going to continue to be a dick to you then stop being friends with him. I'm sure he doesn't mean it though. It's just guys for yuh. I am a dick to my bestfriend whenever the rest of the brothers are around, but one on one we are tight. I'm not a total butthead to him. He knows I am playing but most of the stuff is still mean. I call him gay and say he sucks balls and stuff like that. He doesn't seem offended and seems to take a joke well but if he ever said anything to me about being upset I'd probably stop. Tell Edward to stop being such a penis-faced popcorn fart and start being nice to you or else your going to have Big Daddy Cool, Sledge come whoop some ass all over the U.S. of A.! Oh yeah! That's right! If he can't except the fact that he's a dickhead and won't change how he acts then apparently he isn't much of a friend.
SLeDGE
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I'm debating whether I should talk to my friend or if I should just forget her and move forward. Lately she's been experimenting with alcohol and she's even tried marijuana. However, she said that she would never do pot again. I believe she is doing this just so she'll "fit in," with her friends at work. She told me she's drinking because she wants to and that her parents never let her drink, yet I still have second thoughts. What should I do? (link)
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RANDOM NOTE FROM SLEDGE: If you haven't noticed by now, I feel I don't need to use politically correct language and try to sound more sophisticated than the normal person. I want to connect to my readers, not be a gimmick writer and be someone I'm not. I use the F' Bomb (although edited) and other colorful words. I think what makes me stand out from all the others is I'm not trying to sound any different than what I really am. This ain't your grandma's advice column, God dammit! I think answering your questions in the same why I would answer my best friend, with the language and such, also keeps things in perspective that I am no different than all the Sledge Heads out there. No gimmicks, I'm telling it like it is and calling it like I see it. If you want pollitically correct bullshit go read Dear Abby or call the Dr. Laura 'yotch. If you got a problem with what I say, don't read or kiss the Playboy bunny "tan-line" on my tan little ass!
Moving on...
July 28, 2004
Dear Confuzzled,
I'm not against drinking by any means, however, marijuana is a totally different story. I find people that smoke marijuana to be hilarious jackasses that sit at a stop sign waiting for it to say go. While they are complete idiots, I feel no sympathy for them like I do the hair lipped, Special-Ed kids. Alrighty then, I think if done correctly, drinking is not that big of a deal. The reality in it... people are f'n morons and don't know how to drink responsibly. Too often are people drunk behind a wheel and hurting others. Who cares if they hurt themselves? Not me, no way, f*** them, their fault, kiss my ass, you deserved it! But the people that get hurt because of their stupid decisions I DO have sympathy for and think they should stomp a mudhole in their ass. I'm also not saying that drinking and driving is the only bad part about drinking. Important decisions are influenced by the "liquid courage" such as sex, drugs, when to stop before it gets fatal, and the list goes on and on. I think drinking is one of the stupidest things a person could do, yet more than 2/3 of the world does it, including myself, but the United States ALONE makes over $90 million just on beer each year, so it isn't going away any time soon! That's my take on it. Thought it was important for the younger readers to hear it from someone they can look up to and relate to rather than some overweight jackass preaching to a classroom of kids waiting for the bell to ring. Even though I curse like a son of a gun, I think it's important we help set a good example for "youngsters". Hell, that's why Ask Sledge is here in the first place.
I won't feed you bullshit and say I don't drink because then I'd be a sanctimonious, assclown liar. Do I think people should start drinking as soon as they hit high school? F*** no. Do I think they should drink as soon as sophomore year rolls around? Also, f*** no. I hear about these girls that are already drinking at 14 years old. Where the f*** are the parents? These are the same dumf***s that are getting pregnant five times a year and denting the side of my car when their stupid little carcasses don't know how to open a freaking door!
I know it's unrealistic to believe everyone waits until they are 21, or 18/16 in some countries, but 17 and younger is way too God dern early... and it f'n pisses me off. I for one didn't drink until I was graduated from high school, which I think is fair to say is normal and not looked down upon as much as high school drinking. I also got caught and suffered the consequences, which included having to go to court, pay a big ass fine of $206.00, do 20 hours of community service, and take two 4-hours each alcohol awareness classes (AA). Not fun, and not worth the TEMPORARY buzz I got from drinking and getting caught. You sober up real fast when the cops show up, believe you me! Also, not trying to say I am better than anybody because I chose to wait until I graduated (even though I am the Paragon of Virtue and one bad maama jaama)!
Now that you got a little background about where I stand on drinking, let's take a look at your question. "I'm debating whether I should talk to my friend or if I should just forget her and move forward. Lately she's been experimenting with alcohol and she's even..." blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda "...doing this just so she'll "fit in," with her friends at work..." blah, blah, blah. Ok then! If I were in this situation personally I would say to her, "Now listen Scarecrow, I ain't no God damn Wizard of Oz to determine that you still don't have a brain cell in your head." It's that easy.
Any one that does something just because they want to be cool is in fact not cool and one of the biggest assclowns on earth. Be yourself people! How many times I gotta say it! It's blatantly obvious that if she tried alcohol and drugs recently within such a short time of each other then she is doing it to fit in. Most people gradually build up to regular drinking and then go on further and try smoking pot. If she skipped the build up and jumped straight into regular drinking and drugs then it's no more complex then simply trying to be cooler than she really is. F*** her. Anyone that tries to be someone they aren't for friends can blow me. Actually no they can't, I wouldn't want to degrade my "magic wand" like that! Ah they can have my ass to kiss since I'm not too attached to that baby... or maybe I am? Hmmm.
The decision is of course up to you. I personally think she is feeding you cow-dung when she says she is drinking because she wants to. No one goes from nothing to drinking regularly over night. No one that isn't being pressured or trying to be Mr. or Mrs. cool! No one! Period. End of discussion. I think you should just find a way to get her wasted, take tons of pictures of her drunk, and post them all over the net! That would teach the b**** a lesson, right kids? Or save the pictures with a beer in her hand, wait until she leaves and goes out of town without the parents, send the pictures to her parents at home with a note that says "Mom and Dad, [enter place] is so much fun but I'm out of booze and have no money! Help!" It'd be hilarious!
All joking aside though. Talk to her about how you feel and tell her to pick. Tell her to get a long neck OR get a long with YOU and not let stupid peer pressure influence what she does. One or the other, not both. If she doesn't listen, she's history. Hell, link her to Ask Sledge and let her read it for herself! If I find out any Sledge Heads are drinking before high school graduation I will personally chew their asses out!
Thanks for such a controversial question! Seriously, I love making people think a little. Even cerebral impaired people like your friend, the Scarecrow!
SLeDGE
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okay im not very old..and im not the prettiest person so not very many guys like me...but the ones who do i start liking cuz i guess i like being liked since i like hardly am...anyways all those guys want to do is make out and finger me and get blow jobs...i dont want to but i like them so i dont want them to stop liking me...and i know if i dont do that stuff with them they'll stop liking me...ahhh what do i do??? (link)
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July 26, 2004
Dear you,
Starting to like guys that like you just because you're not liked very much, I can totally relate to that (I liked the ladies though, not the boys). When I was younger I had a hard time getting most of the girl's attention (I wasn't the personification of dead sexy back then like I totally am now!), so it seemed I just went out with anyone just because... well, because I could and it was better than nothing, right? As I got older I realized it's really not worth it because you aren't totally happy with them and there is probably a lot of stuff they do that you can't stand. You shouldn't go out with someone just because they are there. It's also not very fair to the person to use them just to have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Imagine how you would feel if you found out a guy just went out with you because he didn't want to be single. Kind of sad when you think about it.
As far as not wanting to do the stuff with the guys... then don't. If they have a problem with that tell them to kiss your ass. If they have a problem with you not wanting to do anything then obviously they don't like you very much. Most kids when they like someone they will bend over backwards to get the person to like them back, right? If a guy gives up on you because you won't do those things with him, then obviously he doesn't like you enough to respect you. If he just gives up and doesn't stick with trying to get you to like him then he is a complete dumbass and was just using you for those things in the first place. Tell him to go get a blowjob from one of his homies and he can finger their butthole if they are so impatient. Yuck, visual images. As you get older it will just get worse, as most guys will go out with a girl until they "get some" and then dump them. It sounds like younger guys give up right away.
The best advice I can give you is to straight up tell the guy you aren't into that stuff yet, but only tell him if he asks! Don't make it sound like it's a total impossibility though. Tell him that you really like him (only if you REALLY do!) and once y'all are together for awhile and become closer, then there is a possibility that things could happen. This will make him think things will actual happen if he is patient with you and also will give him a small ego boost with you telling him you really like him. This doesn't mean it's a definite that you will do things though, and you should also make sure he knows that. Just don't do anything you don't want to do. Don't let anybody tell you what to do, even if it's totally unrelated to this subject. Just life in general, if you don't want to do something then tell the person to "f*** themselves" or you can be a little bit nicer than that... haha. The coolest people are individuals that don't let people try to control what they do, think, or take crap from anybody. Remember that, as it is probably the best advice I could ever give someone.
Hope everything works out. Don't forget that being pressured into doing things will only lead to heartbreak and guilt, and that's definitely not worth it. Be strong and be yourself. If they can't handle that then I got a little "sumtin' sumtin'" they can kiss. For all those asshole guys out there, you make us all look bad. So suck it! Suck it long and suck it hard you stupid mother...
SLeDGE
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Hey Sledge.
I've been reading Ask Sledge since day one and let me just say it kicks so much ass (your pretty hot too...:P) I just had a few quick questions.
1) Who do you think looks good this year in the NFL and who is playing in the Super Bowl?
2) What is your take on the greatest movie of all time, or atleast top 5?
3) Will you marry me? lol :P
Love,
#1 SledgeHead (link)
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Dear "#1 SledgeHead",
Wow, it's nice to know that I have at least one fan! I got kind of pissed off when I saw that I was rated a 3.67 out of 5 because some Liberal piece of trash didn't like me telling it like it is, but seeing your last question made me feel better. Let's get to your questions!
1) Who do you think looks good this year in the NFL and who is playing in the Super Bowl?
This is a great question. Who knows? I love and hate how the teams have really been shaken up this year. It seems every team has lost at least one big household name. The Bucs lost Sapp, Keyshawn and Lynch, Titans lost George, Wychek and Kearse, Broncos lost Sharp, Gold, Portis and McCaffrey, just to name a few. Those are some HUGE losses for the teams. They are the teams that seemed to have lost the best players, although there are even more that lost some big name talent this season. The Titans are screwed this year. Who do they have left? McNair? Sure he was the best QB of the 2003 season, but without any other names on the team, he makes little to no difference. Manning was so close to being the number one QB that I wouldn't even call McNair the best of 2003. A QB is only as good as his team, so Titans are screwed.
The Broncos got my main-man, John Lynch. I was pissed to see him leave my Bucs, but hey, what can you do. I think he'll be a great asset to them this year. Leaving the Buccaneers is probably the best thing he could have done, as I don't see him going any further with Tampa.
Which leads me to the Buccaneers. Am I biased? Hell yeah. I've loved the Bucs since they sucked, and still love them. I cried when I found out about Sapp and Lynch. I thought that it meant absolute disaster for them this year. Once I found out that we got Charlie Garner, Ian Gold, and Joey Galloway I was happy. There is a great new WR by the name of Michael Clayton (some of you that follow college ball have most likely heard of him) that will be a household name before no time. He is twice as good as Keyshawn and doesn't have the attitude... at least not yet. Definitely look for him to have a great season. If the Buccaneers don't make it to the latter rounds of the playoffs I will be surprised. I'm not just saying that because I worship them either.
How about the Cowboys? They were starting to kick some ass last year. They needed a QB though. This year they have added some awesome talent. Eddie George and Keyshawn Johnson will help tremendously on top of having such an awesome star in Roy Williams. The fact that Woodson is hurt sucks, but don't count them out at all.
When it all comes down to it I think this will be one of the most interesting seasons in a long time. With so many shake-ups of the rosters how could it not be?
So who do I think will play in the Super Bowl? That's a tough decision. I won't know until after pre-season. I think Buccaneers, Cowboys, Patriots, Raiders, and Broncos will have outstanding years. I think the Panthers were a fluke, so don't count on them being anything above average. I also hope the Dolphins can rebound from the loss of Ricky Williams. They were starting to get good late last season and I would love to see them in the Super Bowl. Hopefully Travis Minor will fill William's shoes, which is doubtful. I think we will end up seeing the Patriots and the Eagles with the Eagles pulling out a close victory. Can't wait for the season to start.
Next question.
2) What is your take on the greatest movie of all time, or at least top 5?
This is too vague of a question. There are too many great movies. It depends on what you go by also. If you go by entertaining value its different then if you go by what did the most for the genre or Hollywood, so I decided I'll give you the five I think everyone has got to see.
#5 - Friday the 13th (1980)
This was probably the biggest horror movie of all time, bar Psycho. Friday the 13th did more for the horror genre than any other movie, and it shows. Following the release of Friday the 13th, came tons of other horror movies with the same feel. Nightmare on Elm Street, Last House on the Left, etc. It's obvious how successful it was as they felt it necessary to make 9 more of them... trust me, it wasn't necessary.
#4 - Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
This movie is probably one of the first good adventure movies. A lot of the same aspects of the film are found in many movies today (i.e. The Rundown (2003)) It's by far the best Egyptian/Mummy/Treasure Hunt movie of all time.
#3 - Star Wars (1977)
I'm personally not a big Star Wars fan. I don't fondle my balls to Princess Leia or Han Solo like some of those geeks do. I do, however, can't deny that it's a great movie and did more for the movie industry than any movie in history. I think all the books and sub stories and BS should never have been made. I think they should have left it with the original three movies and let it be. I'm not a big fan of the new "Episodes" but I don't hate them either. I just fail to accept that they are in fact part of the three great classics. Good job George you got two movies on the top 5 list.
#2 - Tie - Terminator (1984) and Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
They both kick major ass. Terminator was the first real badass, "root for the bad guy" movie. I watched this a few weeks back and loved how ridiculous some of the special effects were. Watch when he is looking in the mirror and messing with his eye. I forget what he was doing but I remember the special effects were hilarious. The second one totally made up for it. I think the Terminator movies have a kick ass story and are a must see. It's too bad "I, Robot" had to take the general concept of Terminator and give it the big Hollywood summer flick ingredients.
#1 - Impossible - Tie
This is too impossible to decide. I tried and tried to think about the number one movie of all time and I couldn't figure it out. So who could possibly fill the number one spot? Casablanca (1942), Alien (1979), The Godfather (1972), and the Wizard of Oz (1939) are possible contenders but some honorable mentions include; King Kong (1933), Fantasia (1940), Citizen Kane (1941), Singin' in the Rain (1952) Psycho (1960), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Jaws (1975), Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977), Grease (1978), E.T. - The Extra Terrestrial (1982), Schindler's List (1993), The Silence of the Lambs (1991), Forrest Gump (1994) and Pulp Fiction (1994). Snow White (1937) has to be up there also considering all the history and being the first full length animated film.
3) Will you marry me? lol :P
I'd rather say "maybe" than a definite no. Who knows? Maybe when I'm rich and famous we can be married for a few weeks. Maybe if I actually knew your name other than "#1 SledgeHead" it would be a different story... haha. I think waiting until you actually personally know someone is the best way to get married, oui?
Y'all keep reading and I'll keep delivering. Glad to have such awesome fans!
Lotta love to the Sledge Heads,
SLeDGE
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hello. all my life i have been made fun of because of my muslim faith. people always say, there is bin laden, get him.they think i support the 9/11 attacks. my parents support them but i don't. please help me get through this before i go crazy. (link)
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First off, your parents must be complete idiots. Anybody who supports terrorism regardless of who it is against is ridiculous.
You parents probably don't make it easy for you. Having to hear people say the stuff they say to you, then hearing your parents basically say "Bin Laden kicks butt!" is probably really confusing and depressing. You getting to different messages from different people and it's putting you in the middle of it.
There was a Muslim guy at my school that was in a few of my classes. He was picked on a little bit and it made him upset so he talked to the school counselors about it and they gave him a pass to get out of class and go straight to the counselor's office if he felt uncomfortable or threatened. Being able to just get up and walk out helped him a lot. Maybe you can talk to your counselor and see if they can do the same thing for you?
I know there are a lot of places for Muslims to go and get support from other Muslims. It's probably a good idea to just check it out. A lot of them probably have the same problems.
For now, whenever you are being called Bin Laden and being picked on tell them you are Muhammad Ali and your going to "fly like a butterfly" all over their asses. They would be so shocked. I noticed most Muslims don't stand up for themselves. Try it. See what happens.
Hopefully things work out for you.
Good luck.
SLeDGE
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For everybody out there why do you support Bush? If you don't why don't you? (link)
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Dear all Liberal c*ck-suckers,
Anyone who is anti-Bush is a freaking dumbass. I cannot stand people that always want to put Bush down. If he is such a bad president why don't you leave? Go to Canada you stupid pieces of crap. It's liberal assholes that only want to bitch, bitch, bitch about things that are wrong with the world. Look at all the good things Bush did. Bush and Clinton have been the best presidents ever, bay-bay. Clinton did what any man if his position would have. By position I mean someone married to Hillary, the spawn of Satan!
I wish we could take all the anti-Bush mother f***ers and send them to war. Not give them a choice, just kidnap them, send them over there and let them try to survive. They will either have their heads chopped off like a chicken or have to fight! That would totally rock the casbah, no?
Until next time, all you liberal mother f***ers can go f*** some trees and kiss the rest of the country's fat ass. We hate you all!
By the way, I know this is my worst response to date. I didn't really care when I wrote this. The topic makes me cranky... ha!
Thanks! (waiting for the hate mail)
SLeDGE
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i cut myself..badly..the underside of my left arm is alomst completley scard and my left upper thigh is wicked bad..my mom knows i did* it but she thinks i stopped i promised my ex-best friend i would stop but shes dumb ne way..my boyfriend hates it but he said he cant stop me..ive already been to therapy..they THOUGHT it helped..yea rite..but i found a new friend..lets call her Babee C..well she cuts..worse then me..she carves like long poems into her..all my friends arent talking to me because of it besides her..and the truth is i miss them all..i used to be wicked happy untill my dad got lung cancer..i loved him..and i was his baby..i really want to stop but everytime i see blood ne where..it makes me want to..i think i should just keep my head up and rmember my dad how he was before..but its gonna be hard..if ne one has any ideas of what else i can do to stop please help me..i cant keep livin this way..thanx xX mandie Xx (link)
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Dear Mandie,
First off, congratulations, as that was the longest sentence known to man!
Wow, I had a girlfriend like this. She was crazy. For her birthday one year her friend gave her a wood carving kit to actually do this to herself. I kicked her friend's ass (it was a guy so I didn't feel bad). I broke the entire kit, took a leak on it, then flushed it. She wasn't very happy to say the least. That was the last time she did it that I know of (she probably started it up again when my sexy beast of an ass didn't want to be with her cheating, skanky ass anymore).
Having dealt with this before I know there is absolutely nothing you can do or say to get people to stop. I really don't understand why people start. It makes no sense to me at all. I know people say it's an 'adrenaline rush', um ok, so is stealing a car but that doesn't make it right. What I suggest to take out bottled up frustration is either working out or beating the living crap out of something (not someone). When I was having anger management problems I went out and bought a heavy-duty punching bag. Possibly the greatest investment ever. Whenever I would get mad, anxious, or depressed I would beat the living hell out of that sumbitch. It helped so much you wouldn't believe!
I think you need a hobby or something you are passionate about other than hurting yourself. You need something to do INSTEAD of this. What about reversing the process and doing something to help people that have the same problem? You would be surprised how much it could help yourself. Almost like fighting fire with fire. I'm sure you would be surprised with how good it would make you feel about yourself and how much it could change your thoughts on it. Also try to think, if your dad was here what would he think and say? I don't know if you believe in heaven and hell and all that jazz, but most people believe their loved ones can watch over them from heaven. I'm not going to preach about all that, but what if he could see you doing this. I know if I saw my kid doing something like that, I would be devastated. I would probably cry my butt off. Especially if I was unable to talk to them or help them. Try to think it from your family's point of view. How would you feel if this were your daughter? Kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't know if you would ever try to 'fatally hurt yourself', but that would hurt a lot more people than just you. Some people actually do 'fatally hurt themselves' to make others feel bad about something they did. People will get over it in a few months so it's not worth taking many years of your life away. Enough of that since it may not even apply to this situation.
I think you are making a mistake by not going to therapy or counseling for this. Wanting to do this to yourself is a disease and not normal. Don't feel bad about yourself though, you can't control it, just like people can't control high blood pressure, diabetes or depression. It's perfectly NORMAL to have these wild quirks, it's what makes us different.
If I helped at least a little bit then I'll take that. I figure most of the stuff people will tell you will go in one ear and out to other, which is nothing against you personally. Almost all people have to figure things out for themselves. Please let me know what happens with this situation. I would love to hear if things get better or if you just need someone to talk to about it I will try my best to help. I'm sure a lot of my readers will be keeping you in mind and pulling for you.
Hope everything works out soon! God bless.
SLeDGE
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I work in a cinema and part of my job is to make sure that people don't talk or mess around because it disturbs the other customers.
It would help me a lot if you guys would say how you think I should react in the following circumstances.
1) Group of people talking,throwing popcorn.
2) Two people making out.
3)People walking up and down the aisles a lot.
4) Little kids sitting in the aisle because they're too short too see over peoples heads(against fire regulations)
5)People with their phones on(messes up the sound)
6)Teenage boys wanking in the back row(has happened to me before)
7)People waiting outside banging on the doors to come in whilst a films on.
8)People making obscene gestures/giving me verbal abuse.
9)Having a queue, knowing we are going to run out of seats.
10) Babies crying.
Could continue but I think I've given you the general idea-my job is hard work! (link)
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I use to work at a movie theatre. I have found some crazier things going on. For instance, when Bad Santa was in theatres apparently this was a popular movie for drunks. I found 3 different booze bottles. I found a half drunken' thing of Jack, 3/4 full Crown, and a completely full bottle of some Mexican stuff I've never heard of (it was full because there were two empty bottles next to it...ha). Anyways, to answer your questions.
1) "Group of people talking, throwing popcorn." Do what we did. Get a flashlight and just shine it on them. This works with a lot of the questions. When you shine the light on them it lets them know to stop, plus it embarrasses them more than you would think.
2) "Two people making out." Let them make out. Of course this goes to a certain extent. If it's a 'G' or 'PG' movie you may need to be stricter. Shine the light on them! If it's 'PG-13', 'R' or 'NC-17' then let them. It's been going on since the '50s. Don't stop it now!
3)"People walking up and down the aisles a lot." Not a biggie. They probably have the squirts. I know what you mean though. We had kids running in and out to find friends. Just tell them they need to stay in or out.
4) "Little kids sitting in the aisle because they're too short too see over peoples heads (against fire regulations)" Just straight up tell them that it is against the rules. It's that simple. If they don't cooperate tell them that someone could catch on fire and their flesh would drip off their flaming bodies and possibly get all over them. Be graphic!
5)"People with their phones on (messes up the sound" Go up to them and say "I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your cellular device or get the f**k out." Give them a big smile and they should cooperate. I think it's a good time to mention I only worked at the movie theatre for 2 weeks (no, I didn't get fired, I just hated the job)
6)"Teenage boys wanking in the back row(has happened to me before)" I don't doubt it. I use to find courtesy cups (the small cups for water and children or whatever) and there was a lot of 'courtesy' in them if you get my drift. I don't think they were "wanking" though because there was some head bobbing if you know what I mean. Just sit and watch and get some free popcorn. It's hilarious!
7)"People waiting outside banging on the doors to come in whilst a films on." This made me laugh my butt off. I have never seen, nor heard of this. Why would they bang on the doors? Then again most theatres have the doors unlocked so people can get in if they want.
8)"People making obscene gestures/giving me verbal abuse." Do it back, duh! Some guy told me to "f' off" so I gave him the "crotch chop" and told him to suck it. I had awesome managers though that thought it ruled so this may not work for you.
9)"Having a queue, knowing we are going to run out of seats." Why the hell you selling people tickets if you run out of seats? That's unheard of. We had a counter that made sure we didn't over sell. We actually left 10 seats open.
10) "Babies crying." Flashlight them. The parents will get embarrassed and take them out. If they don't just keep "flashlighting" them. Don't worry the other customers won't care as long as the little brat gets taken out of the theatre.
Hope I helped!
SLeDGE
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I'm a virgin, 15 yrs old & totally in love with my boyfriend. We're both ready to have sex & the only issue I have on it is do you guys like hair 'down there'? I know some guys dont mind or & some guys really do. What do guys my age like? I dont want him to be disgusted when were about to have sex cause of my hair! He's not a virgin. (link)
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Has Fahrenheit 911 really gotten everyone so concerned about bush? Joking aside, as the great philosopher Aristotle said "Daaaaamn, girls with a nice shaved coochie are fine as all hell. They off the hizzy fo' shizzy." Ok, maybe that wasn't Aristotle.
I suggest you go with the Mr. Bigglesworth, (think Austin Powers, people). Most guys prefer either totally bald or just a SMALL strip or patch centered directly above. Jenna Jameson (Queen of porn) even has her own 'Shaving Kit' that comes with different patterns such as hearts and such. He would absolutely LOVE it!
Be careful if you decide to shave it. Shaving too much or too 'violently' can cause red little bumps, which I'm sure you already know about. Nothing is more disgusting than seeing THAT with a bunch of shave marks all over it. Ok, maybe there are some more disgusting things down there, but it's near the top of the list!
I know saying this won't affect your decisions at all, but fifteen is way too young to be having sex. Definitely way to young. Chances are you won't be with this guy in three years, so everything you do with him will just be a waste or regret. Think about how special it will be if you wait until you are older and with someone for a while. I know it's unrealistic to think people always wait until they are married, but fifteen is way way too early to start. After the first time you start to think "Ah, I've done it once already. Five more guys won't matter." Just a little heads up before you make the big decision.
Good luck!
SLeDGE
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okay, i knew this guy sionce 8th grade, adn we are becoming seniors this fall. i used to date him, and we broke up because a freind made it heck for us, and now we are friends again. and i realized that i am in love with him...so we went to the crnival in our town together and we sat and watched the fireworks together, holding each other tightly the whole time. and we walked home hand in hand. we sat on my porch untill 2 am cuddling and talking. i asked him to our homecoming dance this fall and he said "well, i dont like to dance, but since you want me to go, i'll go with you". and he left and went home an hour later, adn i have not heard from him since. i have tryed to call him and i cant get ahold of him...no oen answers his phone. and when i leave a message, he never gets back to me!
so my questions are...does he like me back? did i scare him off? what is going on inside his head? if anyone could help me it would b eso so so useful! (link)
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"...went home an hour later, and I have not heard from him since."
You said you were "cuddling" until 2 am in the morning, if that were me I wouldn't want to go home and call right away. Chances are my ass went to bed. Maybe a car hit him and that's why he didn't call? No, totally kidding!
With guys most of us tend to be hesitant when it comes to jumping into a relationship after one night, especially when it's getting back together with an ex. It's not a huge secret that girls like to play games, so for a lot of us we wait a little to see what effort the girl will make. Most girls like to take the ‘hard to get’ route and we HATE that. If you like us you might as well talk to us and not blow us off because it just makes it that much harder to like you. However, in your case it doesn't sound like you are playing hard to get.
Nobody but him, and maybe his "homeboys" know why he hasn't called you back or what he is afraid of. Maybe he just needs some time to think things over and not rush into things? If it were I in his shoes I'm sure I'd be the same way. I wouldn't want to rush back into a relationship with an ex. Maybe he is afraid that if you went out again, that you would just break up again and not be friends. Perhaps what your friendship has is special to him and he doesn't want to lose that. No disrespect to you, but you are probably looking into things to much. The fact that he hasn't called back doesn't mean he doesn't care about you. Hell, it could be as simple as he hasn't had the chance.
Just don't worry about it. It sounds like he likes you. If not I'm sure he wouldn't have "cuddled" with you until 2-friggin'-o'clock. Just give it a little more time and if he still hasn't called you back leave a message telling him how you feel about him and the fact that he hasn't called back. Things will work out right. I promise.
I hope you get your Mr. Cuddles! Good luck!
SLeDGE
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I know that guys prefer girls to shave it all off most of the time. But girls,what do you think? Should your man go bald,trim,or natural? (link)
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I'm a dude but I'll help yuh out anyways.
Un-groomed looks like a freakin' ZZ Top concert between your legs. Shaved looks like a freaking pre-puberty little boy. Get a good beard trimmer and set it on a number 2. (Most women don't understand the number 2, number 3, etc. stuff, which is the length that you set the trimmer to.) Anyways, trim it on number 2 and it will come out to a nice clean buzz that she will be more likely to shove in her face than the Don King between your legs look!
Don't do it in the shower tho, clogs it up real bad. If you shave the boys to go along with it, it gives an even better look... and it feels less itchy (believe it or not). Wow, I feel like a freakin' queer talking about guys crotches.
SLeDGE
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