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I'm a 13 year old girl. I do drama at му school and there's a school play and I auditioned but I'm just a robber and I don't think I even talk and if I do I get like 1 line. How can I become better so that maybe the 'director' puts ме in a better part?
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Just wait, the first time you go in, there will be very little, the point is, you're putting your name out there.

Btw, theater isn't awesome until Highschool,
Trust me


I'm 18 years old and already feel like a failure.. I went to college for a year and studied Performing Arts but only came out with a certificate due to personal reasons. I also have a certificate in Health and Social from when I studied it at School/College. I'm not doing anything atm.. Work/School/College and I feel like I'm not going anywhere in life.. My sister has recently been trying to get be back into college for a Social Working course as that would of been my second option after acting. But I just can't seem to put the effort in! I feel so stupid compare to everyone else.. She's so clever and I'm clearly not. Plus, I've always wanted to do acting and finally got into a College for it again but didn't attend to course due to religion. Acting isn't an option anymore but every other career path seems worthless. I've always set my self up to become someone and now I just feel like I'm not gonna get anywhere in life! I don't one be known as one of those people that didn't do anything.

I would be grateful for any advice..
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Everybody will feel like shit sometimes, I do, I didn't last week, and i may not two weeks from now. You'll be ok. My only advice is, if you aren't doing anything, go a little crazy, shake hands or talk with random people on the street, be outgoing, be friendly, be "That guy" who everybody wishes they were because of how outgoing you are.

Remember, all work and no play makes jack try to axe-murder his family.

You owe it to yourself to take a long break, and have a lot of fun.


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I am a girl 38 years old and my best friend is 27 years old she is a girl too.She kissed me on the lips passionately six years ago so i told her not to do it that time so she didnt do that ever again to me.Now we are still best friends but she has two kids and is married.Shes getting marriage problems at the moment and we went clubbing last saturday night, i think i still have the same feelings for her but dont know if she still loves me the same back.But a couple of days ago she was holding my hand in the stree,hugging me on the bus,hugging me in the nightclub but then she told me that she wasnt a lesbian when i was playing with her at the nightclub on last saturday night.What should I do?We have been best friends for 13 years? (link)
Alright, you may not like this advice, but, I'd suggest a simple, casual intimate relationship. THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO MEAN SEX!!!
it can mean just kisses here and there, snuggling, being close, doing everything people usually would, maybe a lil' sex, but don't force it.

But, it's only up to you. You don't read these posts for advice, you read these to find the answer you WANT to read.


What do you do if you have the sweetest BF but like a different guy but still wanna be with him? (link)
Friends with benifits,

that's the only solution without picking sides


me and my sister are 3 1/2 years apart. she's sixteen. we used to get along a little until she was 11. I always try to talk to her but she tells me not to touch her and leave her alone. I can't talk to her about anything and the only time she wants to talk to me is when she wants me to keek with her and take a picture with her so she can act like we're the best sisters. we always fight about really stupid stuff and when my mom isn't here and were with our grandparents my nana always takes her side so if we fight ill get in trouble and get grounded and nothing will happen to her. she always gets her way and they never pay attention to me. I don't like that we fight because me friend and her sisters are like best friends and they talk about everything and they're 6 years apart! or 5. what should I do? should we see a therapist? but my parents might think it's not a big deal and it's stupid.so any ideas? (link)
This always happens, you may not even be friends until you are both adults, but, the sibling bond will stay. I hate to pull the 'Puberty phase' thing, but, that's what it'll be, just go your separate ways, and you'll reconsoliliate later. just don't see each other as much as possible, but don't hold malice against each other


Ok so i am a 16 year old girl and i think that I’m either bisexual or gay. Because i am not emotionally attracted to men, i feel like i can't trust them and i don't know why, I’ve never been hurt by them. I’ll look at a guy, say he’s hot but that’s it I feel like I can’t ever emotionally connect with them. As with women I’m both emotionally and physically attracted to them. But I can see myself with both. I’ve never really told anyone of how I feel because I am so confused and scared that if people knew they’d hate me. please help! (link)
you may be gay, no shame in that, just try it out sometime, if you like it, stick to it.


Do have to take Semen test before producing a baby?How do u know that these sperms/semens are ok for producing? (link)
ALL sperm gets people pregnant. if it's clear, you havn't reached the point where your body can naturally reproduce, if it's white, it's full o' dat baby juice


I am really scared that i peed in bed last night its first time in my life after I left wetting bed in the age of 12. I am quite healthy I don't take any medicines I don't drink wine I don't know what to do I am ashamed of telling it to others.actually last night in my dreams I went to my uncle new house but in dreams when I reached there I felt that I need to urinate badly so I used my uncle bathroom and did a lot of pee but it happened in real and I got up immediately and found my bed wet. (link)
Happens to me ALL THE TIME

the key is, in the dream, you'll pee, but you won't feel relieved. if you pee in your dream, and you do feel relieved, whoops.

if you're about to pee in you dream, just wake yourself up (That's what I do)


Hi everyone I can't orgasm. I cant make myself orgasm and neither can my boyfriend. My dr says I may not be comfortable with him but I am! We have been together over a year... Does anyone have key tips and pointers? Does the clitorus really have to be touched? Any suggested positions? Anything please! Thank you (link)
Toys!
Porn!
Roleplay!

There's a huge market for people who have the same issue as you.

And remember, it's awkward before, not after, when it did it's job well.


14/f

So I like a guy in my class (who is 17 by the way). I don't really have friends at school, but I feel like we can talk about anything. We have so much in common. I feel that he likes me too- he's a genuinely sweet guy, he cares about what I think, he always makes eye contact, he walks me to lunch...but I feel like we're a little bit stuck. It's kind of obvious that we like each other, but both of us are really shy and we haven't admitted it yet. We're good friends but I'm a little worried that maybe that's all it would be...I wouldn't want to make things awkward between us. I really do like him...what should I do? (link)
ASK HIM OUT

Imma guy, I won't ask you out, because that's pervish, and horn-dogish. it doesn't look good on us.

there are no guards in the friend zone, the only person keeping you there is yourself.

Be bold, Be brash

Live life


Hi guys, if you must know i'm 18. The problem is, i'm in a downward spiral so yes, i need some advice. I know people out there face tougher challenges, but i know my life will get worse too if i don't face 'em. I'm starting to cling onto people to get happiness and my self-esteem is breaking down. It's not even there anymore ! I have a wide family but not all of them can be trusted. Not all. I have lots of friends but hey, i could even count with my fingers the ones who're really true. I'm facing rejection by the ones i would sactifice for. I don't really need guys in my life but i do really love one guy who seems to.. I don't know. We're no longer close and i break down every night missing him. Anyhow, I could no longer stress out due to the fact that i'm beginning to have detrimental heart problems because of the problems i'm facing and i admit my wrongdoings are involved too. I just need an advice on how to be wise and independent in life. I still believethat i can be a good person too, i just don't want to give up. Please help me, i can't go on feeling so messed up anymore. Thanks guys. (link)
My advice, speaking from experience, have a SHIT TON of fun.

Go out, hit the clubs, party, shake hands and wave to people you've never met before in you're life.

be "That outgoing person" it may be a mask, but, that mask will melt into you. Like me, I was down to the point of secretly attempting suicide and some awful drug abuse, but, I quite the b.s, and became excessively friendly, I go with the crowd, and please the crowd, take outrageous dares, it'll be quite awesome.

As for the guy, I had a similar issue, my advice on that is: Give him an ultimatum, and don't feel bad if it goes south, intend it to go south, act as if his holding you back from your gorgeous plan B, if you just keep living crazily, day by day, in a seemingly unending search for amusement, you'll get past it.

Oh, and btw, Don't stay up late, in the dark, by yourself, unless you're playing videogames, you own thoughts fuck you up, Get some sleep


This guy I like. Everything about him is perfect everyone I've asked had nothing bad to say about him. His closest friends and people who see him and talk to him everyday. When I think about him or get a text from him I have the corniest biggest smile. My stomach starts fluttering. And hurting really bad I start feeling nausious. I've got like no eating appetite. I don't underatand why he makes me feel like this. I get really excited out of no where and ill just start feeling really sick. Can someine explain why this is happening? (link)
Quoting the magical oracle that is big bang theory

"Screw science, she's horny."
You may not know it, but you're attracted to him. Now, DON'T HESITATE TO ASK HIM OUT.

All guys prefer about 3 days of hardcore flirtation, and then, the direct approach.

Before you look on the internet, after you're first real 'date', yes, a kiss is necessary


I got a new bra and it makes my boobs look bigger than they actually are. But I'm scared that if I take it off ppl will think I was faking having big boobs but I really wasn't trying to. What should I do? (link)
Be honest, I mean really, people don't pay attention enough, From a guys perspective, we notice boobs day-by-day, not as a whole.

You'll be fine, I'm sure they're always lovely




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