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At the school dance the other night, i danced with one of my good friends who i found out liked me..and he's going to ask me out. I like him a lot as a friend and i think that I would like to give dating him a shot. Trouble is, my best friend really likes him. He doesn't like her in that way, and my best friend is a great friend to me and everybody else...now people are telling me that i shouldn't have danced with him because it was a mean thing to do to my best friend.What do i do about this whole situation? (link)
Masturbate, then tell everyopne some random person on the internet told you to masturbate, and tell them you did masturbate.


is tehre any programs to make somthing moving into a smaller size and still have be a moving image in the smaller size (link)
Wow, you're so computationally retarded.

This is te only answer that I have made without suggesting that the person masturbate.


What do you do if you think someone is really annoying and she is at your house all the time..she thinks that i am her friend but im not..what should i do? (link)
MAsturbate.


I can put a tampon in just fine, it just hurts *really* bad whenever I pull it out, is it maybe because I let it get too full before I changed it? Please help! (link)
masturbate while it's in, then press L1, L2, X, triangle, circle, up, up, up, down, R1, R2 and you'll unlock the Jetpack which will let you into the underworld.


Okay, one of my friends, Tamra made out with this guy back in July & Stevie, Tamra's friend, was there [ not in the room, but Tamra was at her house ] and Stevie told me while we were all at camp that the guy Tamra made out with, told her that he fingered Tamra.
Well Stevie told me not to tell Tamra, well I made the mistake of telling her this past Wednesday that Stevie told me that that guy fingered her & she had this funny face & said"eww no! Thats gross! he didnt! Stevies a liar!" But I could tell she was lying. And then I got an offline message from Stevie saying "thats bullshi* about Tamra & that guy, she told me not to tell you especially since your a goody goddy"
I dont know what to do. i know Stevie can lie sometimes but... I usually know whenever Tamra is lying cuz shes a bad liar. So I dunno who to believe!
What do I do?
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You should masturbate to feel better.


ok my friend alexia and my friend brittney both have a huge crush on john and they have both gone out with them b4 and they both flirt with him now. They are friends too. today at lunch brittney was ALL UP ON JOHN because she wanted to go out with him. Some other stuff happened to. Then Alexia started crying. I felt so bad for her. Then after school they decided to fight on monday like..."if i swung a punch at you i would win" and "monday after school." i mean i know for 100% that they are not going to really fight because they both said i am not going to fight untill she punches/slaps first. They both said that. And the whole school is on alexia's side + me to. And i am sort of jealous that she is getting all of the attention. what should i do regarding what i JUST said.
-arielle- (link)
Masturbate, and you'll feel better


I just got my period in July sometime and i use pads but i have her people say that tampons are so much better and LESS MESSY. but i am SOOOOO afraid to use one because just the thought sickins me. I'm asking people from experience....does it hurt the 1ST time.
-arielle- (link)
Masturbate and it won't hurt.


dear advice giver,
I am 13 years old and I do not like my body. I am young for my grade and I am considered rather small in my grade. But what bothers me the most is that I have no breats. I can't even fit into a size A yet. All my friends have breasts but I am as flat as a cardboard. Consider this, I am a size 34 in sports bras but not the size A to go with it. My mom is a 34B and she says that she grew at a slow rate. Please help.
-arielle- (link)
Masturbation increases your bust size.


how do you get rid of zits fast...please dont tell me toothpaste, or proactive! thanks xNoS` (link)
Mastubation


is ear cartilage piercing safe? i want to do it myself, with sterilized stuff ofcourse. has anyone else done that? what do u think? is it safe? (link)
Only if you masturbate a lot


So I like this boy and he always says that he likes me but then he changes his mind and then tells one of my friends (which is his ex) that he likes her too so what should I do? My friend also doesnt know that he says he likes me and I cant tell her because that would break her heart!!
So what should I do?!?!?!?!?! HELP?!?!?!? (link)
Fuck him, mastubating's way easier


So this is my first year at this new school and I came here looking forward to a whole new future and being able to restart witha clean slate and nobody knowing who you were or what you were like. And I have been doing pretty good so far I wanted to be friends with everyone, because that wasnt how it was at my old school, and that worked except I had this one bestfriend at the begining of the year now we hardley ever hang out and she says that I am just trying to be popular. She is completely wrong I think???? I tried to explain and she says she understands now but I dont think she does. What do you think I am dong trying to be popular or just trying to have a lot of friends?!?!?!?!?!?! (link)
Fuck that bitch, go masturbate.


I went out with this guy (we'll call him Tim) for a few weeks but then we broke up. Now, a year later, Tim is one of my best friends. He tells me anything and always comes to me when he needs advice about his new girlfriend (we'll call her Callie). The problem is that Callie hates me! The reason why is because before Tim dated Callie, Callie had another boyfriend (we'll call him Connor). Connor dumped Callie because he thought I was hot and wanted to ask me out (which he never did). Tim said Callie hates me because she's mad that her ex boyfriend dumped her for me. I don't want her to hate me because she seems like a cool person and I don't like it when people hate me! And I know for sure that Tim is telling the truth about her hating me because he is so sweet! Please help thanks! I'll rate ya! ps. I'm 13/f (link)
Masturbate


Girlz, I need your help! I've been seeing this guy for about 6 months now...Im supposed to go to his house tonite, he says he wants to have dinner and us cuddle and watch a movie, then he wants to tell me something he says will shock me and bring a smile to my face...Here's the problem, Im on my period..I do NOT want it to screw up what is going to be a great nite...Does anyone know or ever heard of any at home remedies or anything that can stop my period? I just started, so it's a barely there kinda' thing right now, but I dont want it at all! please help!!!! I rate HIGH (link)
Maturbate twice more than you usually do


For the past week my hands have just been ice cold. My guess it is do to poor circulation. I work on a computer all day, so it is not like I am not moving them. Does anyone have any ideas what causes this, and what I can do about it? It is very uncomfortable. (link)
MAsturbate twice as much as you already do.




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