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im afraid to masturbate because i dont want my cherry to pop. im going to start going to a OBGYN soon and if my cherry is popped, will she think im not a virgin? is it possible to tell if a person is a virgin or not? im 14/f by the way immediate responses appreciated.!

First.. to the other person who doesn't know what a OBGYN is.. its the gynecologist. You are still a virgin until a penis enters your vagina. You can't take your own virginity. Like the others said, your cherry could be popped from various things.. tampon use, bike riding, etc. Also, if you go to the gyno, she will ask you if you've ever had sex, so she'll know anyway. Its for your own good, she won't care if your a virgin or not.

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im hanging out with my boyfriend tomorow
i just got glasses (i normally wear contacts)
ive never worn them around him, and so we'll prob make out
so during it am i supposed to wear them or not

I used to wear contacts, but they mess my eyes up now, so I wear my glasses. Whenever me and my boyfriend start to kiss I leave them on, but if it gets really heated, I take them off, just because they get in the way of things...

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my best guy friend and i are writing in eachothers yearbooks tomorrow and we each
are writing a whole page for eachother
what should i write?

why would you ask US what YOU should write in YOUR best friends book? we don't know him.. how are we supposed to know what would be good. just write whatever you feel like writing

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i just turned 16 and the last time i was with a guy was about 6 months ago and i jacked him off but he didn't finger me. then we split, so he never ended up fingering me. now i'm with someone different who i know is very experienced and i know pretty soon he is going to end up fingering me. i've tried fingering myself to see what it feels like but i cant seem to do it. i always think i'm doing it right but don't feel it at all. i just want to be prepared for when he does it to me. please help! i'll rate 5s. thanks everyone!

The best way you can prepare yourself is by knowing that you are ready for this. If you are uncomfortable with it, you most likely won't have a very good time. Try talking to him about it before you go too far because a good relationship is based on open communication. You might now get anything out of it the first few times, and not many girls can orgasm through vaginal penetration, it happens more when he stimulates your clitoris. But just try and relax and make sure you are ready, you can always say no if you are still nervous.

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ive never seen shrek the third, but in a commerical i saw him and fiona in a bed and it looked clear that shrek was naked.. what was this scene about? i thought little kids watched this? if anyone watched shrek 3, can you please explain this scene to me? thank you!

Wow.. chill out. I haven't seen it, but I doubt that Disney will put out some sort of animated porn...SO RELAX. They probably threw in some funny sexual thing that kids wouldn't understand but the parents would, so the parents wouldn't die of boredom every time their kids drag them to some rated G movie.

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my boyfriend has been acting weird. so i told him to tell me. and he said he saw the devil the other night. (we're both christians.)

then he told me this:

i saw him and he saw me and it scaire the life out of me then i went to the bathroom and i saw the same eyes that the devil had in my eyes and i dont know what the hell that mean and no one else dose eather and this isnt the first time this has happened

what exactly. am i supposed to do. he's acting weird and I want to help, but I don't quite understand either. someone please help.

1 word. Schizophrenia.


Also.. the devil isn't real. But Schizophrenic people see alot of imaginary things. Take him to the hospital and put him in counseling. That will help him, I really do know quite a bit about mental health.

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These are two seperate questions that I would appreciate so much from if I get a responce that will help.

First questions....
My cat who is a Brown, Black, White, and Orange Longhaired Persian Tabby is 11 years old and is in Kidney Failure. Yes, he has been to the vet they have him all these injections and liquids and no help. He has a Kidney Stone but they can't operate because he may die on the table. We have the injections at home to give him but they aren't working. A normal cat has a Kidney Value at about 38 his are at 130! The surprising thing is he is acting like his normal self! He is playing with his string and climbing up his cat tree. The doctors say that he is defying science by actually being a live. He is a beautiful cat, ex-show cat, we bought him after the breeders didn't need him for shows anymore. What ass****s! Anyways the problem is he isn't eating anything. I have tried to force feed him but nothing works. I don't want him to die of starvation and he is already down to 11lbs., he use to be 15lbs! Does anyone have any tips to getting the food in him or any food products that have tons of calories that don't take much effort to eat?

Second question.....
My little dog who is about 10 months old has a Corneal Eye Ulcer. Everyone can disregard this question unless they have prior experience with their animal having this. So I just noticed it yesterday and the second I did I rushed to the vet! They did this color eye drop test and are 100% sure that it is an Ulcer. They gave me two types of eye drops to put into his eyes that will help the pain and the infection. My questions is.. (for those with pets who have had this) how long did it last? Did the animal have to get some sort of serjury? Did the animal loose vision completley, parcially, or not at all?



Please help with either one or both of the questions if you can. It will help so much.

My cat had kidney failure also. He was about 14 years old. He acted fine and everything but he also wasn't eating and he was losing weight really fast. We could've spent a bunch of money on doing all these tests on him to see if we could some how prolong his life, but that might not have worked so we decided to put him down, because its cheap, and the medicine the vet would've given us probably wouldn't work anyway. Cats die, your lucky that he lived so long, I think your going to have to put him out of his misery..

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Okay so when my boyfriend fingered me he told his bestfriend (which is also my best friend) how tight i was. And i was kind of embarressed. And i Kind of want to strech myself out or pop my own cherry, so he doesn't do it, because i'm afraid it will be weird if he does it. So besides masturbation is there anyother way i can strech myself out? or pop my own cherry?
Also, if your a guy, do you like the feeling of popping a girl's cherry or do you think its sick?

Anything is appriciated =]

Personal stories are also helpful, if you dont mind.

HAHA. Don't use a carrot!!!! Don't worry about it, I doubt he'll be freaked out, it could've happened already without you knowing, and when it does happen, you might not know it happened.

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finals are next week...
how do i stay focused to study¿

methamphetamine always does the job. you'll be awake for weeks. ^.^

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Could someone give me a couple of encouraging wors to put on my boyfriend's graduation card I am giving him??

Its pretty sad that you have to ask a bunch of strangers what to write on your boyfriends graduation card. We don't know how you feel about him graduating, if you care about him, the words would just come naturally. Its a shame that people rely on the internet so much for every little thing. Look into your heart and write what you feel, don't ask everyone else about how you feel. No one knows but you.

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my friend keeps sayin i lyk this boy called jordan i keep goin no dnt bova naw i dnt lyk him but i really do lyk him :D hes luvly i dnt know wat 2 do tho cos i dnt wunu tell my frend that i lyk him really so wat can i do ?? answer asap!! x

your an idiot. i dont even understand what your trying to ask. type like a normal human being, you fuckwad.

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friday will be my 6 month anniversary w/ my boyfriend. we want to do something special to celebrate, but i have no idea what we should do. any opinions?

have lots of animal sex

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i had a dream last night that my best friend betrayed me and we weren't friends anymore, what does this mean?

It means that you had a dream. Dreams aren't reality, don't make a huge fuss over it.

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Sooo..me && my boyfriend are engaged, and he`s grounded until may 7th..he turns 18 10 days later. i`m allowed over his house if his mom is home, but he works every friday saturday and sunday from 4-8. and my mom never wants to take me over there, she never will!! and he only lives 13 freaking minutes away!! neither of us drive, and even if we did get our temps, we`d have to have a parent in the car anyways, right??

like, he sometimes takes the bus, his mother rarely drives him anywhere, either. i`m scared that when he moves out, my mom won`t let me over his CriB, because it`s not supervised? i turn 18 in december..and we plan on getting married june 30th, 2008 ((my mom`s bday, just to piss her off))

my mom was talking about how my friend kayla is getting married this summer after she graduates, and she said it`s stupid. ((she doesn`t know that me and adam are engaged))

yea, he`s not allowed to go anywhere until may 7th, and even then. it will be hard for us to see each other..my mom is taking me today, but she`s really pissed about it, and she said never again..





help please??



Are you sure you're even ready to get married? If you still get grounded, and do little immatures things like have the wedding on your moms birthday just to piss her off, and go "&&" and "(( ))", it doesn't sound like you are mature enough for this step. But if you really think you are ready, just wait it out, or be more honest with your mom, try and act mature about it too. If you're turning 18 in December well then just move in with him, if you're getting married you need to be living together anyways. If he is still getting grounded at the age of 17, and you're not allowed to see your boyfriend or fiance or whatever it is, then maybe you and your mom have trust issues with this guy, try and work that out before you go and get married.

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my dog is thorwing up bright red blood what is the problem

Your dog is dying. ^.^

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how many credits do you have to have to graduate ? i dont know if its different in each state or what . but i live in newnan georgia . some people say its 24 , but then some say its 28 .

someone helppp !

We need 100..in Alberta.

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so basically the other day i was suppose to hang out with my boyfriend he said to call him at one. So i call him no answer so i figure ill go spend time with other people till he calls me back. Well 5 at night rolls around i call him again still no reply. My one friend then says she called and talked to him. i was like wtf why would he do that to me. So i call again no answer. So i look at his myspace im not anywhere on his top.(i was number one) WEIRD. So then i write him a message telling him how i feel and i write on my myspace that i found another guy just to see if that would get his attention so he would call me. So then he calls me the next day is like whats with the message and said he didnt have his cell phone and he had a buncha missed calls from my frineds and stuff. So i of course felt like an idiot so he didnt talk to me because i was at my friends house. Then my he calls me later and it turns up he thought i had another guy lined up because my one frined who said she called him and answered said so. HE didnt know who to believe!!! And apparently he never even talked to her that night. So she screwed up the realtionship. Then later he calls and says lets just forget about the whole thing. Then the next day he tells me things are weird. WAY TO SEND MIXED MESSAGES. So i start crying yet again. So he wanted to break up so we could fix things. what is there to fix i dont get it. I AM STILL IN LOVE. And today we were suppose to hang out but his mom opened his mail(hes 18) and saw he went over the limit on his account so she wont let him use the one car. i want things to go back to the way they were. Should i just end this or should i continue trying to fix it?

Why would you lie to your boyfriend and say you have another guy???? Of course he's going to break up with you when you say you found another guy. Why would he trust you afterwards when he know you just lied to him?? Its not your friend who ruined the relationship, I think you did that yourself. You sound young, maybe he wants a more mature relationship because hes 18. Maybe this is for the best.

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Ok, im a 14/f, and i don't think im fat AT ALL, but, i would like to lose a little weight in my stomach area, i have a little fat like in the belly button area(lol sry it sounds weird) but like ok i am a totaly prep and i love wearing the tight shirts, but then again i hate it because i have that bulge and u can see my fat, my friend says im stuped because she thinks its just muscle, but i seriosuly don't think so, but does any one have any good ideas so loose some weight in the tummy area, and i also eat alot when im depressed, and lately ive been eating alot because my boyfriend is being a jerk, so any one have any ideas on what to eat, and how to loose a little weight in the tummy area?

I dont have any new information for you to do..the other people pretty much said it all but.. dont starve yourself for one day out of the month. its stupid, it wont shrink your stomach to the point of you noticing any difference. You need food, and you would get really hungry and uncomfortable. every girl has fat there, its because we are women and we need to carry babies.
eat every day. just eat well.

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i'm giong out with this guy and he is always alot diffrent when he is around his friends. he always ignores me and doesnt hang out with me, what do i do...or say to him?

Most guys are like that.
They change the way the act when they are with their friends.
They always want to act all cool in front of their friends.
And I bet when its just you and him hes all sweet again right?
Its like off the movie Grease lol.
Anywho..if hes like that..hes probably not worth your time..guys like that are immature, and sometimes they grow out of it..but some guys dont..some guys are dicks forever.
So I would just talk to him and say "You dont act the same when your with your friends. You seem like a different person when you are with them..you ignore me and I dont like it."

And if he is a good boyfriend he will try to change..if he isnt..he wont try to change and you should dump him and find yourself a better guy.

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im only in 8th grade so i do need help

okay last year when i was in 7th grade i thought this kid brandon was ugly because he had a afro
and now he dosent have one and he looks way better but he dosent no i like him

and i get like 10 dollars a day for lunch money(im no fat) and when i go into third period with brandon i always give him money i dont no why and when i go to sit in my seat he stares at me alot and i stare at him back like the other day he came to sit by me to copy my homework and he kept messing up on a easy word and he was like im not stupid sarah just to let you no and like to me he talks real nice and stares at me
and what should i do PLEASE HELP ME

I dont understand what you are trying to ask.
But why do you give him your money? Chances are, he wont start to have a crush on you if you always give him your money..he will like you for all the wrong reasons..he could just use you for the money..so just keep your money.


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