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I have a friend who's about to be initiated into Wicca. I know what Wicca's about, and that's mainly why I've been hoping he wouldn't. He's getting initiated on Saturday, and I'm really worried. Is there anything I can do to talk him out of it in five days?!? (link)
I would support him, because it might not be as bad as you heard.


so I got a little drunk at last weekend's halloween party (okay, more than a little, but that's another issue) and did some stupid funny stuff (okay, more stupid than funny but whatever). The problem now is that everyone in my office knows and keeps coming around... "feelin' alright, steph?" and all that. It is so not cool. Is there anything I can do to stop the gossip, or do I never get to live this down? Got any witty comebacks for me for when everyone's making fun of my oh-so-exciting performance? (link)
Don't act like it bothers you at all, if you do, it will just make things worse.


i normally get my period every 21 days like clock work. I was supposed to have it 4 days ago and haven't gotten it yet. I'm really worried that something is going on. To be possibly pregnant right know would not be good. My parents would not take it well at all. Me either actually. I don't feel any different,except no period. Tell me what you think? (link)
I think you should use protection.


do u thinnk beagles are cute? (link)
Sure.


If you babysit four little kids by yourself for three hours, around how much should you be getting paid? (link)
I would say about 7 dollars per hour.


Ok, I play guitar..I have a guitar (always comes in handy), an amp and an fx pad. Answer this! What should I ask for when Christmas comes round? (link)
Guitar Lessons, A Fender, and a band.


Ever since three years ago when my friend (We'll just call her Caitlyn) moved to my school, she's been one of my best friends. We told each other EVERYTHING! And then, the next year, Caitlyn and I were still as close as ever. And I was going out with this guy, (let's call him Mark), who went to Caitlyn's church, and they were pretty close friends. Now, skip forward to the present...
In the beginning of the year, Caitlyn and Mark(who I've broken up with but am still really close to as a friend) introduced me to two other friends of theirs from church (We'll call them Brian and Chrissy). Well right away, we were all a big group of friends. Chrissy was on my field hockey team, and I was dating Brian for a short period of time. Then when we broke up, we decided to just be friends... and we were very, very, close friends. Meanwhile, Chrissy and I are still really close. Caitlyn and I are slowly growing apart. She has started treating me like crap! WheneverI try to talk to her about the way she treats me, all i get is a lecture on how much I've changed,, or how that sarcasm has GOT to go, or what a lousy friend I am. And then I found out that they were all going trick or treating together, dressed up as the Addam's family, then back to Caitlyn's for pizza and hot tubbing. They didn't tell me. The didn;t invite me. They lied to me when I asked. I went with a few friends. When we saw Mark, Brian, Caitlyn, and Chrissy, we started singing the Addam's family theme song... no big deal, right? but they sang it too, and chased us. when we stopped running and let them catch up, Brian said hi to one of the other girls I was with, and none of the others even said hi to any of us. They didn't even NOTICE me! and then they ran away, screaming "F you A holes!!!" It really pissed me off. I don't know what to do.... i thought we were all one big group. they are obviously not god friends but I just can't let them go!


(and I'm really really sorry if this made no sense, but I simply can't thin k straight right now!) (link)
Well if all your friends don't like you and they act differently towards you maybe there is something wrong with you? Try looking at yourself and see if you had changed with an open mind, maybe you'll find something.


i know that but i already did it and all he does is act ok or as i've seen him do before he follows me around and he stares at me and other stuff too (link)
You should stare back lovingly into his eyes and stab him in the kidneys with a spork when he least expects it.


I'm always turning my monitor off to save electricity. Lately sometimes when I come back and turn it back on, it doesn't come on. I mean, the power light lights up and everything, but the screen stays back until I unplug it and plug it back in. I move the mouse and hit the keys and nothing fixes it. It's been happening more and more lately... is my monitor about to turn to dirt or should I just get a switch on the power cable so it's easier to unplug and plug in? (link)
It could be the monitor cable going or the monitor. Most monitors life span is 7-10 years. It could also be the video card connection, if you do have a video card.


so i like this guy. teh only problm is that he is an atheist and i am a christian. but we talk all the time n he makes me laugh. i cant explain it we just click. will the whole religion thing be a bg deal? (link)
no, not really. Unless you try to force it down his throat things should A'-Okay


What's a good way to pick up chicks? (link)
haha, I was joking. I was hoping to get answers more like autosciz's


why does god hate me?
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Because you stole his tricycle, you jerk. I would hate you too, if you stole my tricycle.


Ever since I was a little kid, I've been terrified to leave my house for fear of spontaneous combustion. Is this normal? (link)
Yeah, people are afraid of everything. Some people are afraid of their own shadow for christ sakes. Tell your parents to let you go see a Psychiatrist, so you can get doped on meds and never be yourself ever again. Have fun, and don't explode.


At this point in time, I am almost the most I have ever weighed. It's not fat or anything, but I think 140 pounds is too big for my height. My parents don't want me to go on a diet because they fear I'll become anorexic or obsessed. I run, so I know I'm getting enough physical exercise. What can I do? (link)
Don't go on a diet; diets are bad. Just try to exercise and eat healthy. Drink lots of water and try walking places instead of getting rides or driving(if you do drive)


My friends and I sometimes make ourselves throw up like if we eat a really big meal and don't want to get fat from it. It's not bad, we're not anorexic or anything, and I know a ton of people who do it. But this one girl at our school found out and is like freaking out about it... how do we let her know it's okay? (link)
It's like not okay. It's like called bulimia.. It's a food disorder like anorexia, but insteed of not eating, you eat and then vomit it up. Yummy.


How do I make myself look more attractive to potential employers? (link)
three simple words: a good portfolio.


how can I keep my computer case from being so disgustingly dusty on the inside all the time? is the dust even that bad for it? I mean, I think my fans make more noise when they're full of dust, but the parts work okay. (link)
Compressed air cleans the dust out pretty easily. Usually clean out your system atleast once a month. Long term dust does very little, but it's not nice when it does start affecting things


ok i have a problem....there is this girl and she was one of my good friends untill one day her mom calls to complain all these mean thing that i did even though there not true....so what do i do...i cant just not be friends with her! SHES MY NEITHERBOR!!! (link)
Call her mom, tell her off. Then call her back a few times and just hang up. Then go find your mom and convince her that it would be a good idea to move.


how can i convince my friends to help me move? should i offer food? entertainment? a "i'll help you move" coupon? when's a good time to ask this sort of thing? i'm trying to borrow their trucks too, so i need to do some major sucking up here :) (link)
usually if you are sincere and they are good friends they should help without much of a fit. If you feel like they need some more coaxing, take them out to Taco Bell and show them a good time. *wink wink*


I'm dating a guy who's nice, but I'm just not feeling a "spark" or anything. We're comfortable together, that's all. Like really good friends. Is that enough for a lasting relationship? I'm just not the "fall head over heals" type. (link)
"Comfortable together, that's all". Comfort between two people is a hard medium to obtain, don't underestimate. That and nice guys are hard to come by. Take what you want from that, because that is all I got.




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