Allow me to introduce myself, I am the Knight Owl. Or, as my friends know me, Sean. I can't guarantee that I can solve your problems. But the majority of the people I know seem to come to me for advice. I listen to people very well, and I assess. Sometimes I can offer suggestions, other times there are no suggestions. But I promise to try my best. Remember, everyone has problems, I know I do. All you need to do is ask. I invite you, to talk to me on AIM or Yahoo, if you want to ask me privately for some advice.
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I want to get a pet SOOOO bad but i cant convince my parents ive done the research i have all the money i have threee of the best dogs to choose from but they still wont let me (link)
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Nothing you can do really, except keep nagging them. As long as you live under their roof its their rules. But keep asking, eventually they'll crack, they always crack. No parent can resist the torture, "Can we get a dog? Can we get a dog? Can we get a dog?" Repeated one million times. Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Anyhoo, good luck.
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Do animals pleasure themselves? (link)
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Well, that's a good question. Yes, they do. As disturbing as it may sound, they do indeed pleasure themselves. A dog will lick its own crotch for about fifteen to twenty minutes some times. The truth is, the dog was clean after two minutes. But dogs are aware of a man's jealousy that a dog can lick itself where as we can not. Which is why the dog waits until that exact moment you are in the room to "clean" itself. Thank you for your question. Again, this question was posed by another smart ass friend of mine.
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