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Camille, Erin, Michelle and Kristy are the coolest damn effers! Want to see?

Erin:
play.
pimp.
power.
peace.
perfection.
yummmmm...



Camille:
Loud.
Crazy.
Spontanious.
Band Geek.
Lover.



Michelle:
Cute.
Little.
Asian.
Nough Said.



Kristy:
Loud.
Caring.
Compassionate.
And a bit of dangerrr.
yeeeah nukka....

Whoooa ND Lunch Benchers. We are just to damn ahmazing.
Ya damn straight we are.




Hokay, so we are four girls: all different and all ah-mazing. We are VERY different: Camille is the blunt and loveable one, Erin is the genious sex kitten, Michelle is the obedient Christian, Kristy is the confused lover.
We are perspiring from the irony...
Yup, and if you ask stupid questions, we give stupid answers.
M effing stupid biznatches who be answering wrong answers need to go toe and hoat.-Erin




Hokay so, I am Camille. And that was a load of warm, bs Erin just wrote. We are 4 girls who sit at the same lunch bench together everyday at our HS. Me and Erin usually collaborate on our answers, but, most of the answers are from Erin...I just sit there and watch. Funny questions asked to us are thanks to Michelle...and Kristy..well...when you see low ratings, thank Kristy. So when your bf breaks up with you and you are devistated DONT ask Kristy for advice. But if you are looking for RAW UNRATED truth, ask Kristy, cause you will sure damn get it. Ok, nuf bout Kristy, Michelle May is the shhhiznit. She be all like pimpin ping pong fo lyfe. Me and Erin are all chillin and we be all real up in hurrrr.-Camille.

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sometimes after having sex with my boyfriend i will start to bleed. it isnt very much but its some. i dont know what i should do cause it freaks me out that there might be something wrong with me. what should i do?

If it's your first 5 times having sex, your fine. It's normal.

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Two quick questions here. My boyfriend and i (of 1 year 1 month today) are spending new years together. Ill be spending the night at his house. we have done everything BUT sex so far...but i think were ready to move a step forward (im not positive yet...im sleeping on it for a few nights). Anyways....on to the questions
1.) Sooo my bf got a condom from a reliable friend id say....5 months ago...and its an individual one..and it doesnt have a expiration date on it. i was wondering if like condoms go bad after that amount of time or if its more along the lines of a year or something. I know people are supposed to pay close attention to the exp. date...and it sucks that it doesnt have it on it.
2) Is it more likely to not get pregnant if you are having your period (i think i may have mine tomorrow) ? I know he wont care if its bloody/yucky...but i was wondering if it wood be a good thing to be having sex during it (or vice versa...a bad thing). We will, of course, be using that condom.

Soooorrry its so long but i really hope i can have some help with this!! thanks!!!

The expiration date on condoms is generally a few years away. However, guys carry around single condoms in their wallet, stuff them in their drawers, and do things that could make them break or more susceptible to breakage. Obviously, you don't want to be having sex and then realize the condom has a large hole. Also, condoms should kind of be fitted and high quality. There's a lot of low quality condom brands that are not as sturday or reliable. I say get a new condom and go to your local Planned Parenthood (embarassing I know lol) becaus they will help you get a birth control prescription. That's a LOT better than going to your family doctor. If having sex is a risk you want to take and you love him, go for it! I'm not going to sit here and tell you you're too young or you don't know what love really is. But, pregnancy is always a possibility; you really should use TWO forms of birth contol. It will make you feel a lot better when you just enjoy and don't have to worry about getting pregnant. Oh, the period thing, you can still get pregnant when you're on your period. It's less likely but still. The only bad thing about it isyou might feel uncomfortable. Hokay, so, hope you have a great New Years and hope I helped!
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I think my best friend *and only friend* doesnt like me anymore..She posted an away message while I was talking to her that said "Fuck you I dont need anymore friends" and then she called my cellphone while her friends were over and they were laughing and saying really bad things to me like pussy in the background. Im so upset, Im shaking. This has never happened between me and her and weve been best friends for 6 years. I wanna die..please help

I know exactly how you feel. For me, I felt so horrible I was physically hurting, and I couldn't think. But first, think of all the reasons you shouldn't kill yourself.

1. Family
2. Your abilities- sports, school, generosity
3. You don't want to make them think you're weak
4. It doesn't work very well that often and sometimes you end up in mental institutions
5. People all over the world know exactly how you feel- they are willing to talk to you. Hell, I'm talking to you right now.

Okay, for a while, try and focus on other stuff. This may be hard because your mind is on your friend. As far as who you should hang out with, pretty much any moderately normal group should be willing to hang out with you. You might be embarassed at first, but hey, that's how I met my best friend (and co-writer of this site!). If you hang out with a specific group, and still want to hang out with them, form an alliance with another girl you're fairly close to. There are good people in the world who are willing to support you and stand-by you even when you're not at your best. That's how you figure out who are your real friends.

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Okay so i like this boy.
I guess i like him to much becuause i did stuff with him [if you know what i mean].
i found out he didnt like me
and that he kinda used me.
and that he liked another girl
he asked her out and they are going out but then i found out that he wanted to dump her for like no reason
but then i thought about it
and i think he just wanted to break up with her to do stuff with me
and not have a girlfriend to worry about.
do you think that could be the case?
but im not going to do stuff since i know he used me, but its to late to do anything now but im just wondering

thanks!

Yes he is using you. Yes he dumped that girl so he could get in your pants..again. And I think you should just forget about him. I know it's hard; it sounds like you like him and he's really hot. But, trust me, just leave it the way it is. Hey, wouldn't it be nice if you came out the stronger person and he lusted after you? Yeahhhhh.

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It's true that you can't get pregnant when you have sex when you're on your period because your egg releases, right? Or no... ? Thanks!

NO!
Even during ovulation, if the sperm touches the egg...well, you know.
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Happy Holidays.

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