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wat do u do if u r heart broken? please help im so sad!:'( ill rate high

You're going to die.
Before you die I suggest you tell the police who did this to you.
Or have them shot rip their heart out of their chest and eat it.
You'll be all better.

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Ok I have these 2 friends. I know them both really well. We are so close. Well today they played a trick on me. They made up a screenname and pretended they were this girl that I hate with a passion. They talked a bunch of shit. Well it got to the point that when the convo was over that I sent the convo to 2 of my other friends e-mail and told them to read it. Well i go to tell my friend about it and turns out it was her and my other friend..The thing that made me mad and pissed off at them is the fact that they said it was that girl and they know i hate her. They completly don't know what happened between me and her and shouldn't have done it. But my ? is .....What should I do about it? I mean it might of been funny to them but they don't know the whole story and it completly pissed me off...Should I tell them it made me mad and that I am still mad at them....But please tell me what I should do....
Signed ,,,,TrueHope10

You shouldn't tell them.
They don't like you.
They aren't your friends.

Kill them.

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my name is EJ and i have a friend that i have know for almost a year now and i have liked since the first time i saw her and i was wondering if yall could give me some advice on how to ask her out so if she says no we can still be friends

Get her drunk, then take all your clothes off and tell her to do things to you.
And video tape it, so she can see what she did.

And since she probably hates you.
You can use this as blackmail.

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Okay , this girl moved from another part of the town to the part i live in around last year . I was quite popular in school. I became friends with her because i thought she was sweet and friendly. But since last month ( or maybe even before that ,who knows?) she started backstabbing me , but still acted nice and sweet and oh-so-innocent in front of me .I have been busy for some time because of some commitments i have , so i didn't realise this until last week . None of my old friends talk to me as much as before , and now even when i sms my best guy friend , he'll talk about her smsing him at the same time .And it seems as though all of them like her more than they like me , and my best guy friend ( former ? ) he'll say stuff like :" oh , me and her and ___ and ___ and ___ are real close man " Without even including ME ! And if he wants to go somewhere he'll say :"if she goes , i'll go . " It turns out she's been saying stuff behind my back , and now , SHE'S where i used to be , with MY friends , and MY popularity .Even my crush seems to sorta like her , and pay attention to her like how he used to do with me . WHAT SHOULD I DO ?

Write a book.

Then brutally murder this girl.
Then write a book about that.

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I know a girl, who i played soccer with and who was in 1st period with all year during school, and it seems like we have a lot in common. The only problem is that she is a senior, and i am a freshman. I've always been nice to her, being that she is an upperclassman, and she has always been nice to me. I think we could be really good friends, but i feel like something is holding both of us back. Could it be because of the age difference? If anyone wants to know more to answer the question better, comment me back.

touch her boobs.

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Ok,i have this friend Tina. I know tina id going to become friends with my other friend. I do not want them to be friends but i no they are going to become really close. Tina always puts me in the shadow and she gets all the attension. How can i except that Tina and my friend are going to be come close..and not care? Not feel sad and left out inside? Not feel missing and alone? How can i just be happy with everyone? please help

You should notice Tina is better than you.
Tina knows it, and your other friend knows it.

You know what would make you feel better?
Drinking the stuff under the sink.

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I'm having a party tonight and i dont know what games we should play. Does anyone have any suggetions. Please no dirty suggestions b/c my parents will be home!!!

The "lets kill ourselves" game.
you can pretend your in a cult!

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