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My names Sarah. Not pronouced the ~~regular Sarah~~, the ar is like aaar, pirate-talk. But most queers dont know that so they call me the regular Sarah anyways; so I answer to that too.

Ho'kay so, I'm a proud mother of two albino children. Hey calm down i'm just kidding. Anywaaaaaay, i'm in love with iced tea one time i was making out with it and i slowly undid its lid but then it grabbed my hand and said i was moving too fast so decided i'm gonna take things slow now. Actually what the hell am i talking about. I really don't like two faced people and fake bitches who makeout with their moms. I also don't like liars and people who think they're cute wearing shirts that say "100% hottie" or "100% devil and 2 % angel". I've never had sex because i just haven't found anyone really that special. Sorry that i'm not a loose bitch even though some may wish i was so they could just have another reason to talk shit about me. But hey once i've been with 9827375 guys you'll be the first to know. I eat a lot but then i make myself throw up because i think i'm a fat bitch. JUST LYING. I dress bad and i have no clothes, but i can make a mean bowl of mac and cheese. I'm not a lesbian and i don't like making out with girls. Um i've never made out with a guy, i guess you can call me drew barrymore. My mom gets pissed because i'm always riding in cars with boys. hahaha i just said that because i told you to call me drew. anyway im not funny. i need glasses and my armpits sweat sooooooooo much. its weird. even when its raining expect my armpits to be sweating. i but the truth is i was black in my first life. i sweaaar. no, but i was fat. i hate when people say something they think is funny so they repeat themselves like over and over till someone laughs and its like we heard you the first time. my moms never had her period and my dads never had sex. thats all.

If someone could descibe me Im more than positive that they'd say Im flicking hilarious, and craaazy. If I could pick only one thing to do for the rest of my life it is laugh. I love to talk. And I do it a lot. I can't stand silence, if were on the phone and it gets quiet I'll be making noises or singing or something. I love to laugh, make people laugh, and my an my girls are normally the life of the party. I'm one of those people you either love with all your heart, or you hate me.

I have my ears double pierced, and my nose pierced.

I love black guys.

I don't care what anyone thinks about me. If you like me grand, if you don't then fuck you.

I'm a retard. I do and say some pretty mental things sometimes, but that's ok, cause that's who I am.

Im a lil quiet when I first meet some people but once I talk to you for awhile I normally hav a lot to say.

Its hard for me to trust people, and to totally open up to people.

I think I'm a pretty awesome person.

I call things/people retarded, mental, mentally challanged, queer, gay, fags, things like that. Sometimes I use them as terms of enderment, sometimes I dont. Sometimes Ill say I hate you, I want to kill you, I am going to shoot you in the titty. I am just kidding. And if you have a problem with me saying these things, well hunny, its simple, grow the fuck up and learn to take a joke because there is a thing called the real world my dear, and when people there say these things to you theyre not going to be joking.

I tend to make people think I have no worries, and am I always happy; but inside most of the time I am not. I dont like to talk about my feelings, simply because, things bother me so much I cry. And I hate crying in front of people. But most times when I am with my friends they make me forget about my other issues, so then I am truly happy.I also tend to make people think I am so confident in myself, when truly, I am not. In some things I am, but I have doubts of people/my friends really liking me.

I laugh at stupid things.

Dont Blame Me. You Brought This Pain On Yourself

Yes, it is true. Im one of those people who laugh when the ketchup bottle is almost empty an you squeeze it an it makes a fart noise. Actually, I crack up, yes I make farting noises, yes I prank call people, yes I talk like a retard, yes my favorite word is penis, yes you might think I am immature for these things; but trust me Im not. Now youre probably thinking "WHAT, how is that possible?" Oh trust me my dear, it is it is, because me and my friends have pulled it off.

They Asked Me To Describe Myself And I Replied With "I Have Brown Hair, Green Eyes, Im A Girl Whos In Love With A Boy Who If You Asked Wouldnt Know What My Hair Color Is"

No, Im probably not like anyone you have ever met before.

E-mail: yupmygmasapimp@aol.com
Gender: Female
Location: Ohio
Occupation: Drama Student
Age: 15
Member Since: April 18, 2005
Answers: 29
Last Update: June 26, 2005
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I am friends with the most popular girls in school but sometimes it seems like they dont want me around. I dont know what im doing wrong. I have always wanted to be friends with them. My best friend doesnt talk to me when they're around and i dont know why.How can i be better friends with them? _(link)

I remember those days when I used to want to be part of "the in crowd". You have to realize that you should'nt want to be friends with these girls just because they're "popular".

Your best friend probably feels left out because she is probably getting the idea that you would rather hang out with them instead of you. Or maybe she realizes that these popular girls are not all as theyre cracked up to be.

My friends and I are trying to get this one boy from my classical music class to start to appreciate rock music and rap music, pop music etc. He isn't responding to most of it and is giving answers to rap music like, "You don't know what he's saying!!" Is there an easy way to introduce him to this type of music? _(link)

Like everyone else says, people can like what they like; just because you like something doesnt mean everyone has to or is going to like it. Let the poor kid be.

can someone help me? my friends always say how sad they are and depressed bc they are alone and don't have a bf, or they say how their life sucks when they have one. Or they just brag on how much they love him...and ect...and it pisses me off...bc my life is worst then all their's compared basically...and my friend always saying how she is fighting and getting dention (sp?) amd shit and it annoys me...bc its her choice to get into fights not mine...and also i never had a bf...im not allowed till im 16 which is next year...and they always say how their parents never let them do things..when mine are much more strict then theirs..and my life is much worse then theirs or just as bad...and i dont have a bf to courage me to stay strong like they do!! plz help me :-(
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You cant control how mean people are going to be about their lives. You just have to understand that maybe their lives arent as bad as yours so little stuff that goes wrong means a lot to them; and they arent as strong emotionally as you are because they havent had as much hurt in their lives. I know it can get annoying at times, but just try to understand. Or maybe just dont listen to their crap.

OK, I have a friend... we do this play after school. There are only like 5 guys in it. There is this really cute guy.. let's call him Joe. Well my freind.. call her Sally.. always flirts with him. Sally already has a b/f! Now she is flirtin with this joe guy.. usually it wouldn't phase me, but I like JOe! Now sally has joe and a b/f! She ALWAYS flirts with him and is like wait for me and hugs him and is like: hold this and write me a letter and Joe your my best Friend! It's sooooo annoying! I don't know what to do! Should I talk to her? Member, I like Joe! PLease help! _(link)

First off, ask her if she likes "Joe". If yes, be like what about your boyfriend. Just tell her your opinion bout how skanky it is to flirt wit another guy when you have a boyfriend; if she is your friend she will not take it personal.

Next, Im guessing she doesnt know that you like "Joe". Tell her, and if shes like "well to bad I like him even though I have a boyfriend" tell her how selfish and skanky and unfair to both the guys and you she is being.

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