GOD! LOOK IF YOU WANNA SEND ME A QUESTION THATS COOL PPL BUT IM GETTING SO MANY FREAKIN EMAILS TELLING ME TO DIE AND CRAP. IF YOU WANT ME TO DIE COME DO SUMTHING ABOUT IT DONT JUST SIT THERE AND SEND ME QUESTIONS SAYING I SUCK AND I SHOULD DIE AND I'M MEAN. OK. thats all.
yhi i'm luckiedice. i'm known for giving sarcastic, sometime cruel, advice. but its a harsh world- deal. and not ALL my advice is sarcastic. sum of it is very good. so hope you enjoy reading my column, whether you actually gain sumthing from it or just for your sick amuesement purposes. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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I don't know why, but everywhere I go, Oompa Loompas follow me. They laugh and call me George. I've been thinking of flying away on my spaceship i.e. banana peel and going to live on the planet of cheese-in-a-can, but I'm not sure if they have cable there. Do you have any idea if the planet has cable, or if there is any way to avoid the Oompa Loompas? Please help, they already took my sanity! 'Twas all pink and sparkly! (link)
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they call you george, huh? well is your NAME george, or did the oompa-loompas just randomly DECIDE to call you george? are you a bob? or a kelley, you know i know a lot of kelley's who wound up in the insane asylum because of pink and sparkly oompaloompas. thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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I was just asking people to email me. That's all, I didn't expect such harsh comments from some of you. And what makes you think I asked you guys for a phone number??? I never asked that. I just asked you guys to email me if you needed any help...and yes I did see that link to make your own advice column but something went screwy with my computer and it didn't work.
You guys need to lighten up okay?
I did not type anywhere that I wanted your phone numbers...because that's not true. (link)
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ummm...ya...please tell me you dont live ANYWHERE near me. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Does anyone else ever get an itchy spot on their hand that, even when you scratch, doesn't go away?
HOW CAN I MAKE THE ITCHING STOP!?! Its brutal. (link)
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if your palm itches it means you'll get money... if it keeps itching it mean you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Why in the heck do I still have zits at 31? This is ridiculous! My grandmother promised me they would go away, but now she is the only thing that has gone away. Will they go away after I have children? Is it hopeless? (link)
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THIS IS NOT SARCASTIC. it could be two things:
1)adult acne
2)rosacia (its a disease that makes you break out and get acne even when youre an adult) you should see a doctor and have them prescribe sumthing. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice*
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Well, what does it mean? (link)
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it means u wear all balck and act really cool (and depressed) *thank you for your time*~luckiedice*
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i cant spell and im proud of it am i normal? (link)
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well... all that spelling looked RITE to me. and, i cant count, but... i'm not all that normal. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice*
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Firstly, I'm a vegetarian. Secondly, I doubt Firstly's a word. Thirdish, I'm trying to get this girl off my back for being on! She keeps saying how, and i quote, "I mean c'mon. HAvent u gone 2 a restarant and smelt all the juicy things that include MEAT?!?" It's driving me INSANE! Help me shut her up... Please... (link)
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ducktape.*thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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It's obscenely early in the morning, I've not yet gotten to sleep. How do I GET to sleep? (link)
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hmmm... well you could try leaving the computer and going to bed! unless of course, you know how to sleep while asking questions to an advice column! *thank you for your time*~luckiedice*
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What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? (link)
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i dont know... what happens if you lick your elbow while listening to the hokey pokey? *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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ok i want truth ive writen a few poems and i want your feedback please
A Dad's Bad Day!!!
It was late saturday night,
when you turned on the light,
you sat by my bed,
and all I felt was dread,
I knew something had happened,
but wut I did not know what,
then you started to speak,
and then I knew,
I didnt want to believe I thought you lied,
but then you showed me where she layed,
on the ground in her home,
to what her dad had done,
She was so cold with pure love in her eyes,
I should of done more,
but she said "No its alright he didnt do it" as she stared at the sky,
this wasnt the first time she had marks to bare,
But she would say "Ooh that was Bear",
but how could a dog brusie her that bad,
The thought of this accident it seemed so sad,
As we stand above her body,
We now start looking for Mr. Nobody,
We found out he skipped town,
Now where do we look now?,
Its such a shame,
for a girl to pay,
for what her dad did because he had a bad day. (link)
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i have no freakin idea what that means, and all the rhymes are gay. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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What's the weather like in Kansas today? Is there a little purplish blue dog running around? I've always been interested in Kansas... are you near Nowhere Kansas?
Says me
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if oyu have to ask, you'll never know. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Okay like who did it???Why did you take my chocolate???? (link)
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if your that upset about who took your chocolate, you probably shouldn't be eating chocolate in the first place!! *weight problem...*
*thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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I keep seeing signs everywhere that read, "You are a brain in a vat." Is this the central computer trying to tell me that the world around me is just an illusion? Or is some philosophy major just messing with my head? (link)
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your either hallucinating, hyperventilating, or alltogether insane. (ohhh... look, that oak trees coming over here to have a nice tall latte) *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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y cant penguins fly cause they have wings and stuff (link)
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why can't you fly when you tie pillows to your arms, jump off the roof, and flap them up and down. (i'm sure you've tried it) *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Why is the grass outside my window green? (link)
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better question... why ISN'T the grass outside you window green? *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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does anyone no where to find a free chat log for aol, not aim, aol? cuz i love looking at old chats from a really long time ago but its a pain to always save them to word. (link)
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go to www.aimisland.com register for free, then download free DEADaim. it logs all ur chats. thats aim. aol is hopeless.*thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Hey everyone, i'm so tired of being a prep and since being a punk is popular now, i think i'll go steal a chunk off of someone else's culture!
And can anyone tell me how to make my boobs look like Pamela Anderson's? Thanks so much, everyone! It means a lot to me! (link)
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your a loser. go back to your preppie house *cough mansion* where all your wishes and desires are met. you dont know the half of being punk. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Hey, T'is me, Mordak from spacefem. I wanna know where i should get my next piercing. I have 8 in my ears, 6 in my lieft, 2 in my right, and an eyebrow ring in my left eyebrow. So, where should i next bung a hole?? (link)
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bellybutton. oor if your a guy maybe nose. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Hey, snarfism here, I've been getting complaints about my answers. Like, They're too long-winded/too mean/ect. I was wondering if this happens to everyone, or if i'm just a freak bad advice-giver? (link)
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your just a freak. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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