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i just want to keep myself annonymous to any one who might know my regular user name (which is my nickname) but a little about me is i love to play my guitar alot, skateboarding, snowboarding and trying to help people even though i suck at putting the words in the right order to make it say what i'm thinking -_-
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I had this dream last night, I was at a place it looked like a church I remember seeing a lot of children with a teacher or a woman they were singing and praising. The woman gave me a booklet to participate when I opened the booklet I realized that they were all buddist so I exsplained to her that I was not buddist..infact I told her I wasn't religious at all and that I have tried Christianity, Judaismn...but then I decided I would try it and so I slowly started to participate in it and then I remember entering a room I found people on their knees praising and a woman singing while she was lighting candles when I looked up I saw a glowing colorful tree I felt warm and happy and beside me sat a two dogs attached at the hip..what does this mean? I want other peoples opinions on it and please no links.

(I am not a religious person, I don't intend to be religious because it really doesn't interest me at all) (link)
i have quite had a good thought on this. Buddis'ts are really quite peacefull people, how many buddist related wars have been started since you have known? how many many religious wars are going on right now? You felt warm and happy because you felt safe, maybe at home? or comforted by thier peacfulness and clearminded/fair outlook on life.

out of all the religion's (which i admit i loath) Buddism is the only one that really really appeal's to me. not that i would ever start folowing, theres one thing about having their values (like christian values thou shalt not steal/kill/rape blah blah) but then going as far to say this is THE BOOK the thing we should all revolve our lives around, its just crazy.

but as the other answer says it could just mean nothing. I find that if iv thought about somthing during the day then i used to dream about it, like one day i thought about a bear trap for some reason i think it was on a film and i thought about it a little bit more and put my own wierd story line to it like if i had one in my house. sure enough i dreamt that i had a basement but it wasnt an ordinary bear trap it was 2 walls that would slam together if the toothpick was snapped... toothpicks were propped up against both walls stopping them from slamming lol




They slammed together and i woke up haha



i just wanna know how many of you believe in mythological creatures like

-unicorns
-mermaids
-werewolves
-vampires
-dragons

things like that! i don't wanna hear something like..." we all would like to believe in such things for the joy of it...." blah blah blah
yes or no only please and why you think so , i would like facts to support your answer please!!!

thank you to all who answer my random question!

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Nothing like that in that list but there are some very interesting creature like things called "Rods" they appear in photographs in certain parts of the world. most say its a trick of the light but it sounds too good to be true (They also travel at huge amounts of speed and have also been seen on video footage)

ill link you a few things that i'v seen rods in

but other than what you listed about mythological creatures and such nah i dont lol

http://unitedcats.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/flying_rod.jpg

They are also called SkyFish the next link tells you pretty much what they are (Bugs with Wings) but i thnk theres a bit more to them than that :P

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.asios.org/img/reports/big/skyfish_cg.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.asios.org/skyfish_en.html&usg=__jaSgQyBqCRRegRh-1qLx3egLLeI=&h=433&w=433&sz=151&hl=en&start=10&um=1&tbnid=gJqQz6kse-DDmM:&tbnh=126&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dflying%2BRods%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1T4GGLL_en-GBGB302GB302%26um%3D1

This is a youtub video it explains alot better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amnNgXRK_vo

hope it interests you :D it interested me


I LOVE to draw. Last year I went through 2 sketchbooks just during the school year (about 200 pages together). So yeah, last year was really awesome because I could think of something and just draw it as it came to me. And I could see as I improved. Now, I don't draw nearly as much :( Over the summer, I guess I kind of lost inspiration and just didn't bother getting started again. Well this year I'm taking art again and I love it, but it's so hard to start drawing again. I don't draw near as good as I did last year, I don't draw near as often, and my ideas aren't nearly as creative. I hate feeling like I have to start over at the beginning again, but I'm just not as inspired and creative as I was last year. This year, I've taken to looking at pictures on art sites like Deviantart. I love looking through them and everything just amazes me and inspires me. Unfortunately, it's the wrong kind of inspiration :( It's like, if I see a picture of flowers, I want to try to draw flowers like them. If I see a painting of a circus, I want to draw a circus too. I hate it because none of those are my original ideas and I feel like a copy cat :( How do I get my creativity back? Not only do I love drawing, I'm also going into advertising in the future and that involves a GREAT deal of creativity and originality. Please help :( thanks! (link)
Haaa well this is a good qustion. iv been into art for years i did it all through school and 2 years of college too. i love doing pencial sketches and pastel pictures. i was like you i drew what ever came to mind and tryed to make it look like what i was thinking of, but suddenly i lost it and got bored of drawing because my frustration for not having anything creative to put to paper just illuded me. i soon got back into it though after finding sculpting and painting too much of an arsey way of gettin my ideas out. i tried what you did by copying somthing but i grew tired of getting the same results... mainly the result of having a copy of somthing that allready existed. I detatched my mind and started drawing somthing but then with out a thought i put a line down by not meaning to and the vase and flower that i was drawing suddenly sparked somthing off to me to draw somthing mechanical looking. so the vase looked normall at the bottom and as it went up the vase the organic quality's of the flower disapered into rust and gears and wire looking objects making up a flower shaped man made object.

so my advice would be to try and detach your mind and mix it up a bit by putting in things that would usually contrast what you had intended on drawing. say the fight between organic qualities and mechanized man made obbsession. if you get my meaning. hopefully i'v sparked off some means of insiration, but dont give up! iv only coverd a tiny part of what you could draw or design, your mind is your own and no matter how silly you may think your idea is, just try it and add too it when your feeling arty! good luck

M.


17-f
I had a dream last night that i was in the back of a car with my boyfriend of 2 yrs. (so far) & in the dream we were married or atleast engaged...bbecause i saw a ring on my finger. except we were older and i was in the back seat because our little baby was beside me in his carseat i was playing with him and making him giggle and we were on the way to the hospital to have my next baby checked out (i'd say i was about 5 months in.)

thats all i remember from the dream...im just really curious to what it means.

thanks in advance. (link)
this could be a broad horizon of scenario's (Im no pro btw but i find this sorta stuff interesting)

it could be that you see your friend as being a possible boyfriend (maybe husband)

or that you see him as being a good husband to somebody because of his certain quality's?

you know the person better than i do, and you know yourself better than anyone else in the world. what is it you like about him? what is it you see in him that could relate to your dream?
you could make an answer for yourself but remember that answer may not come for days, week's or months.

hopefully i helped even a little bit, that wasnt one of my most ensightfull answers.. but maybe it sparked somthing off in your mind ^_^

M.


Guys, What are the best ways to make a guy hard without actually physically touching him ?
How about pics? If so what kind like pose, besides nude obviously. (link)
haha good question xD well then, it depends if he actually finds you attractive, but i can almost diffinatly say if your well endowed chest wise then leaning in alot and wearing a very "fitting" t'shirt would do it straight away for some.


How do you give a wedgie and what diffrent kinds of wedgies are there please dont say im stuid or somthing cause i just need to know cause im going to a wedgie party please help (link)
i killed myself at the wedgie party part xD but different kinds of wedgies are easy to tell from how muh the ride up yow butt crack (or the cooter shooters as some ones allready mentioned)

1st degree wedgie = surprising but doesnt hurt
2nd degree wedgie = mr pinchy
3rd degree wegdie = skid marks
4th degree (and the worst) wedgie = used a crane to achive maximum skids of the brown stuff and pain induced hell ride


and the bunjie cord = doesnt do much towards towards the end because the giver is tiring out (then you trip him up and give him a 4th'y ;P) have fun and dont ferget the game plan


why is it that all the brunette jokes are about our boobs?
just because ours arent FAKE doesnt mean we dont have them.
what do you think? (link)
i agree with klinque, but then again isnt a mild form of racism? its still about the way we look. and the part in you question "just because ours arent FAKE" sounds like a little stereotype doesnt it :P its ok everyone does it but to have that in a question about steriotypical jokes towards brunettes seems a litttle wierd if you get my meaning


i want a new rington and i like techno alot, does anyone know any good techno songs? thankss (link)
i like a little of everything and i have one or two excellent songs for you

Omni trio - First Contact

^ok well that ones a little drum and bass but when it gets going its digs at you so much^
sorry i couldnt find a second song that is cool soundin :( i did try looking though for about half an hour lol
although Omni trio did another one i liked its called Higher ground not exactly techno but its there if you wanna look see


do you think Spartan Yes Monkey Complete Skateboard is good for 15/f and weigh 109?
i just need a cheap skateboard and im a starter what do you guys think?


this is the
board:
http://www.sportsauthority.com/sm-spartan-yes-monkey-complete-skateboard--pi-2429276.html

thank you =]

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if you wonna see if you like skating then yeh use that to get to grips with it but i assure you, if ya gonna try any fat ass rails or flips and crap your gonna need to SPEND my last full skateboard cost me 130 quid by my christ was it worth it (by the way flatground skating is not recommended for that type i snapped someones doing that >_< )


okay i used to like breakdance a lot and i tried to learn it and i even went to the club to learn it because it was fun but i stopped because i i couldnt learn it since im a beginner so i stopped and then my friens told me to try skating so i did and it was fun and now im gonna buy the skateboard and trying to learn how to do the tricks but the question is am i being a poser? (link)
hell no if your gonna actually try and skate then your a begginner, if your gonna stand around and scoot around sitting on your board or with ya knees on it then ya just in the way lol good luck with ya ollies :P


ok well i was loooking for a quote to decribe my hockey team (ps i am a girl) like we were all really close, basically like a family is how we decribe each other but i cna seem to find any quotes to fit us. (link)
how about that old boxing one "fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee" could allways change it a little to sumin like "glide along the ice, score... and piss off the opposite team" :P ^^crap i know lol but try lookin on Wikipedia for "famous quotes"



people on this site think they are so mature and know everything but they don't know shit. (some do, most dont.) first of all, alot of people on this site believe that if they live a simple life and dont care about electronics and huge houses that they are better than people who care about their appearence and want nice things. just because i have some designer stuff doesnt mean im not a good person right?!! i shop at all of the expensive stores but its because i LIKE the clothes. if you like walmart thats good for you but i dont. and i dont give a f*** what the "popular" kids think. i do what i want and just because i want nice stuff and care about my looks doesnt mean im immature. alot of people on this site are prejudice. and prejudice means PRE JUDGING. you guys are pre judging teenagers just because they give a care about how they look or what they buy. and usually its the adults who critisize teenagers. but if you havent noticed alot of teenagers are smart and they dont always follow the crowd... these uninformed people give us teenagers sterotypes when they havent even met all of us. i say i shop at abercrombie and fitch and suddenly i have all these people calling me a follower. i know how i am and i dont follow. i lead. wow, so i like the same stores as other people. BIG DEAL. i dont smoke and drink and im not a slut. i just CARE about my appearence. deal with it! stop judging the teens on this site wrong and calling them whiny bitches because its not us, it's YOU.

opinions please. =) (link)
i started reading your "question" thinkin wtf is this? you seem to have quite a nice time takin the piss outa people who will be giving you an answer maybe in the future or maybe now. if YOU dont like our advice go fuck yourself im 15 and i'm gonna be prejudice right now you seem like a fucktard and yes i am "PRE JUDGEING" you ya seem like a pikey chav wanker not giving a rats ass about your parentals i think theres a little thing called expierence that surpasses yours and mine knowledge, the other thing that caught my mind was when you say "i just CARE about my appearence" made me realise you a girl and only you would care ya vanitised cow


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some guy sent that on aim and i'm not sure what its supposed to be a picture of. looks like boobs but whats the Y? thanks! (link)
yer tis tits lol i got another funny one :P

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I never wanna prank call again I get so paranoid. Like today during lunch, my friend prank called my boyfriend and like started asking him if he was going out today and stuff but I think the joke got out of hand and like she kept on calling and he txted me asking if it was me and like I really don't want him to be mad please give me advice I won't prank call anymore (link)
yeh tat guys right prank call some one you dont know... like in a nother country (thatll rack up a nice pone bill :D) lol but you could just prank call people you know and not do anythin harsh like some one in ma P.E lesson a few weeks back phoned up a sex line andtold them some loada bullshit about IME SORRY I AM GAAYY!!!! screamd and hung up haha


is there a phobia of getting addicted to anything? if so what is it called and any info would be nice. thanx (link)
addicta-phobia? lol just thin of random words and slam em together :P thats what i did up
there^^^^


ok so i dont have photoshop because i already used the free trial. so how do i get it back without buying it or get something like it? (link)
its called limewire mate :D this video on you tube should put a smile on your face :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBoOLR7WoN8


I like writing poem like things...and short stories but (A) i DONT want to sound to emo and over dramatic...

(B) i dont really want to show people that i know because then they judge me amd think im emo!

Whats the best thing i can do to find out if im good or not? (link)
what do you care about most your image or your feelings on the paper? i stuffed my image long ago because i hate the hell outa people who "folow the crowd" like chavs wer s emos and goths (whatever all the same) i dont have a problem with because most of them aint ass holes but its freedom of expression that i like about them all your way of freeing your expression is in your pen were as mine lays on my skateboard i can do it myself and know one can tell me how to do it, it all comes down to individualality and if you like your peotry then your good why care if others not like it???




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