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what are some ways to turn a guy on with out taking either of our clothes off? haha.

thanks for any advice. (:

I hate people like that "Jack" guy that gave you advice that always say "I don't know why you're trying to do this or that". That annoys me, so I'm going to give you some REAL advice! Just kind of rub up against him or touch his leg. And guys are REALLY sensitive on the back of their necks, so touch or kind of subtly stroke the back of his neck. DO a lot of subtle flirting like putting a little "Oomph" in the way you stand and try to look cutesy :] Suck in your lips a bit and then poke them out a lot, hug the guy a lot, but not like "AHH! I MUNNA EACHOO!!" hug, more like a partial hug with your hand on his shoulder :] If you have close guy friends like mine, they won't mid at all :] But then again, my guy friends are man-whores lol. Hope I helped!

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the story about how if there are only one set of footprints in the sand, its not that youre alone but its god carrying you is stuck in my heart, because ive been through a lot in life and i definitely was carried through some of it.

anyways, im an okay artist, so i wanna design it myself. i just need some help on figurin out how to draw what i want. i need to find a good way to make it look like my skin is the color of the sand, and the footprints in the sand arent just black but look like they are actually in the sand. plus, i dont want it an eagle eye view but kinda a view from up high but to the side.

plus, what kind of font would look go with this ?
i want to get the lyrics:

"She said, 'Help me, Lord, Help me' and she looked up to the sky, and she heard a voice reply, "When you cry, I cry. I cry along with you. When you smile, I smile. I smile along with you."

is that to many words you think?
also if anyone could find pictures that could help me draw this thatd be awesome.
THANKS !

I found some really good pictures for your inspiration :]

http://www.jonboatrentals.com/JohnBoatPages/Graphics/j0433086.jpg

http://pondri.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/footprints_in_the_sand_op_493x600.jpg

http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/40228/235300/f/1857172-Footprints-in-the-sand-0.jpg

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/0-999/730/800/Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_574329.jpg

Hope I helped :]

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I was just thinking about this the other day randomly..

If someone is a loser what makes them a loser? What is the difference between a nerd, loser and a loner? o.0 I am confused. Is a loner the same thing as a loser? Is a loser considered a nerd? Is geek and nerd even the same thing? Ugh..sheesh update me here I'm totally confused

In school people compare other people which I never really understood because in my mind people are always the same and equal.

Honestly, I don't think you should even worry about it. People call other people losers and loners and nerds and what not, just to mess with them. Like, for instance, if someone is really smart, someone may call them a "nerd". What's wrong with being smart? nothing :] But I guess to answer the questions, someone may be called a "loser" for no reason at all. There's a wide variation of why people are "losers" I already explained nerd, and a loner is just someone who likes to keep to themselves and be alone. Nothing wrong with that :] I guess you could say a geek and a nerd are the same thing. Honestly, I like looking "geeky/nerdy" but I do it in the cute way ha ha! Hope I helped :]

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Hi, I'm 15/f and this is a really random question, but I was just wondering how do you respond to compliments without being cockey & stuck up, but at the same time without making things akward? Also, how do you respond to positive comments someone makes about you without seeming like you care or it really matters to you even if it makes you really happy (so you're not being stuck up)? example: if your friend tells you that all the boys think you're really pretty (in front of other people)

well of course, start basic. Smile and say thank you, but kind of laugh when you do so. This lets the person know you appreciate the compliment. Also, you can say "really?" and then smile and kind of giggle. Act kind of shy, this lets people know you like the compliment. :] hope i helped!

Sometimes, just don't say anything; Just giggle and maybe cover your face a little bit! Hope I helped!

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I have really bad circles and a little puffiness, everyday. I do get enough sleep and drink lots of water, which I'm told is essential to getting rid of dark circles. I've tried many concealers and concealers meant to just correct dark circles, but nothing is working! I know yellow contradicts blue, but my dark circles always come through and are noticeable. Is there anything that anyone has used that has really worked? Any home remedies or store products that have been useful would be appreciated.

Try vinegar. At night and in the morning, get some apple cider vinegar and put it on a rag and rub it one your dark circles. it should work within a week :] hope i helped~

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I was at work and my friends were talking about going shopping and one of them asked me if I had looked at any black Friday ads yet or if I knew where I was going that day. I just played it off and said I didn't know yet but I don't know at ALL! :( So what are "Black Friday Ads" anyway? Can someone help me out here?

Look it up on google O_O google solves everything!!! :]

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One time I showed a friend a picture of me and she said "You look like a fruit in that one". What does that mean?

Maybe Your Friend Is A Jerk :] Haha Just Kidding. Think About Every Kind Of Fruit And Then Look At The Picture And MAybe You Shall Understand :] Hehe

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why does the girl on the website always have only half a shirt on? Isn't that sexist?

unfortunately woman are always degraded by wearing next to nothing on websites. also it makes millions of women around the world feel the need to look like whores :] **that smile was sarcastic** lol

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There is this gay series... 'El cor de la ciutat' .
There are an amazing amount of episodes but I can't find the first episode of the first season.
Does anyone know where I can watch it ALL??

Google Google!! Google Solves EVERYTHING!! Just Like Duct Tape :]

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Okay well every time I take a shower wash my hair some of my hair falls out? Not a lot but like my ends..it's really annoying. I use herbal essence shampoo and conditioner in one. Even when I brush my hair when it's dry I have the same problem and it's really getting to me!

well, your hair is gunna fall out. your hair falls our and grows back everyday. its natural :]. now the only time you should worry is if you are like that chick on "The Craft" and you pull at your hair and it all falls out :]

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I am 20 years old and my BFF turns 21 only 4 months before I do but I really want to go to his party at a bar. I may or may not drink but I at least need ID to get in. I know Fake IDs are wrong but I'm not asking for a lecture about it, my question is how can I get a fake ID? Is there another way to get in without ID? Would it be possible to use someone elses ID that looks similar to me? How well do they look at your picture and do they record the information? I need all the answers I can get and maybe some personal stories. Thanks a bunch!

go to the DMV and get a regular old picture ID. Legal, Safe, And Not Very Time COnsuming

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I sit on my swings everyday, like 24/7. My thighs have red lines on them like every day. One of them has a welt on it (OUCH!). I try sitting on towels and pillows but it always hurts. What do i do? Are there such things as swing cozies or something? thanks
-Becca 13/F

try getting a carseat cover :] like the ones for babies :] it may work!! hope i helped :]

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I'm having a party at my house for my 17th birthday and it's about a month away. There'll be around 28-35 people. I already have basic ideas of what I'm doing as far a having music playing and having a lot of food. My parents will be home so obviously there'll be no drinking, and I really don't drink and go to big parties to begin with. I am however thinking of doing virgin pina coladas so hopefully that'll work out. This is supposed to be just a hang out and talk type of party, nothing wild. And I know sometimes parties like that start out kindof quiet and boring but then unravel and things start to become fun on their own. I know this because I had a party at my house last year and that basically happened with less people than I'm having this year. But just in case I'd like to have some ideas of something fun to do during the party. All ideas will be considered, but here's just a list of things to keep in mind:

-Obviously nothing involving drinking
-My parents will be home, so they may or may not be in and out of the area.
-I don't like cheesy things like themes or cheesy games. I really just don't like it when things are cheesy, so no cheesy suggestions haha.
-The guy I like will (hopefully) be there, and he knows I like him but he doesn't really like me that way and we're still good friends. He does like someone else right now, but I still want to maybe do something that'll get him to like me. So along with ideas of things to do, some ways of subtly trying to get him to like me that day would be appreciated

That sounds pretty cool. Haha. but first things first..wear an absolutely gorgeous outfit. you just have to. Haha. For some odd reason at my birthday party ((my brother was there)) all the guys i invited wanted to wrestle with my brother ((those wierdos)) O.o that may spark an idea for you but i dont know ((just throwing that out there)) Im not a fan of themes either, cuz they make things seem..ehh. If you know what i mean. What you could do is have a prize draw kind of thing. you can buy a roll of tickets ((usually at Wal-Mart)) and then pick a bunch of numbers at random out of those tickets and put them in a container. when people come to your party give them
a few tickets and then after about an hour commence with the prize draw!!! (woo) but get awesome prizes of course. nothing dumb like a stuffed animal :/ if you can get a band to play or if you are broke like me ((lol)) actually start singing yourself ((yaay mini-concert)) lol. these ideas pretty much are what you make them. i hope i helped at least a little :]

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and i'm not exaggerating, there's nothing there- i have hips, started my period, etc. and my chest is completely flat as of a 10-year-olds. im 110 lbs, almost 5'6, and i'm really starting to wonder if i will ever get them. is it possible i'll just stay flat-chested the rest of my life and have the chest of a man? as you can imagine i'm really starting to hate and feel completely self-conscious about my body, even though i wear padded bras, etc. i can't do that my entire life and i'm starting to be really really concerned because i've been waiting for them to grow for about 6 years now (some of my friends started developing as early as age 9.) now every single girl my age has them and as much as people tell me i'm "just a late bloomer" and i "still have time" well guess what? i have a woman's body (hips and all), but absolutely no chest what-so-ever. every. single. girl. i. have. ever. seen. or. met. has. boobs. my. age. not only that, but all other signs of puberty are there. so how can i accept myself like this or continue to wait it out? my mom started developing when she was in junior high, and i'm in TENTH, yes tenth grade. i can't even go swimming because guys and girls will plainly see my non-existant chest and it will be it's completely repulsive. please help if you have any advice at all i would really appreciate it :(
thank you
p.s.: (sorry if this is really long), and please don't give me answers if you're gunna say something like "you're only 15 stop being so god damn impatient", it's easy to say coming from someone who's not in my position, believe me. when you're surrounded by people who all have something you don't and are supposed to have, it's a bit destructive on your self esteem.

Well, I Can't Really Relate Cuz I Started That Shit When I Was 9. But My Sis Did!! She Didnt Get All That Shit Till She Was 16. Oh And Believe This, You Might Be Flat Chested Now but In A Few Months You Could Just Start Growin At once. And Plus. You Are never Just Gunna Have NO Boobs. SOMETHINg Will COme. No Doubt. Dont Worry You WILL Get Them. My Friend Was The Same Way!! It Was Funy As Hell To See Her Complain But The Next Year She Was Bigger Than Me XD

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What does this quote by Benjamin Franklin mean?

"Without freedom of thought there can be no such thing as wisdom, and no such thing as public liberty without freedom of speech, which is the right of every man as far as by it he does not hurt or control the right of another; and this is the only check it outght to suffer, and the only bounds it ought to know."

I think I have a general idea, but just thought I'd double check.

Also, what are some controversial, memorable topics that this quote applies to? The more the topic stands out, the better. Specifics cases and stuff would be helpful, if possible.

Thanks!

OKay i think it measn : without the right to think how you want..you cant really be wise...for u cannot speak your MIND if you dont have the right to speak, which everyone has the right to do. and you should be able to speak and think how you want as long as it doesnt affect some one elses right to do the same. and im not too sure about the last part

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I really want snakebite piercings (the lip peircing on both sides of your bottom lip). The problem is, I'm worried about how much it will hurt. I do have my ears, nose and belly button pierced, so it's not like I'm a piercing virgin. How is the pain compared to getting your nose/belly pierced? Is there anything I can do to make it less painful or maybe even afterwards, like tylenol to help? Also, how do you brush your teeth afterwards, like the bottom? Thanks!

Okay Your In Luck Because I Just Pierced My Lip Yesterday. Just Get Some Ice And Put It On Like A Millimeter Away From your Bottom Lip. Keep It There For Ehhh..Five Minutes. I'm Too Shy About Pain So I Didn't Keep It On Any Longer Than That. Itll Feel Wierd Tho. Put The Needle On The Place you Want It Pierced And Shove It Through. I Felt SOMETHING But Honestly I Didn't Even Know It Went Through XD Put Ur Finger At The Other End SO It Won't Hurt When The Needle Penetrates The Last Layer of Skin. :] It Doesn't Really Hurt Much If At All!! I Pierced My Nose Also And Piercing your Nose Hurts Worse :D and What you Need To Do Is Put Small Studs In There At First. The Skin Needs To Heal Before You Put An Actual Lip Ring In. It'll Be Easier To brush your Teeth With The Studs In Anyway. Hope I Helped :]

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