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Telling it like is. Not sugar coating my answers to spare your feelings.. so beware .
I believe in God, Karma, luck, fate, and living on the edge. Being average or normal isn't for me. I never wanted to blend in... it's all about being unique and being yourself . Loving who you are, and to hell with anyone who who doesn't agree.

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In my life I have never been what you would call normal. I have social quirks: I don't like looking people in their eyes, I move awkwardly, I take things literally, I talk to myself when I'm alone, I'm overtly sensitive, I don't understand all of the norms well and I perceive things differently. I have my issues, I get angry and I have known to tell or break things and hurt people's feelings. These outbreaks happen once a year. I have been perceived as a monster or a villain. Personally, I'm not innocent but I'm Christian as well and I've worked hard to control myself and not give up. I haven't killed anyone or anything unless you count insects and spiders. I haven't done anything that's taboo or horrible to people but over years I have given up to be normal and be happy. After one incident , in which I was perceived as bizarre and different I have become depressed and hopeless. I have lost a lot of things. I want to meet a psychiatrist but I'm not wealthy and I want it private. Is there anyone who can give me advice

Don't let what other people think of you turn you into that person. You are someone they may not be able to figure out and that is why they call ya strange/different. It is on them not you.
My friend, we all have our quirks but why focus on the negative?
If you do not feel comfortable in your own skin (as they say) then you can look up MHMR and they will get you some help. It will not cost you anything. There is a lot of help out there for free but you will have to do some research on it online to find what ya want.
Don't sweat anyone's opinion of you. Just be you and be happy that you aren't easy to figure out. Who the hell wants to be like everyone else and "blend in" ? Noway, I know that I never want to blend in!

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My friend gave me a mood ring and i was wondering what do the diffrent colors mean? I know all it is is it changes when the temature changes but just wondering.. thanks

Blue =happy, great mood
Black = bad mood
brown = unsettled, diturbed
green = we all know what green M&M's mean, right?
Not the case here though. Just means Lucky.

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OK, this is really wierd, but whenever i look into somewhere dark, i see white blurs in the shapes of people. When i try to get a closer look they disapper. it freaks me out- a lot! when i walk into my room, i see a white blur on my bed in the dark. where can i take this problem? what is this?!

Too much T.V for you.
I see dead people

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I'm graduating high school in 2 weeks. My friends and I are planning a summer trip together. We are debating on weather to go to the Bahamas or touring around Eurpoe. Which would y'all do?

Bahamas!

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I know that most of the people that ask a random weirdos question are being stalked by a random weirdo, but I really like this one girl, and well, I am a girl too. I know it's weird though, but every time she sleeps in my study hall I watch her and fantasize. She woke up one time and saw me and got freaked out...and called me a weirdo. I have a picture of her in my class when we were in kindergarten when she dressed up as a chicken and I look at it every morning when I wake up. This is the only girl I'm attracted to, usually I like other guys. Am I really a random weirdo lesbian or am I just a straight girl with a big strange crush? help!

16/f

you most likely are a Lesbo not a weirdo.

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there is this girl and everyone hates her but shes sooooooooooooo anoying and SUCH a poser, i just wanna kick the shit out of her sometimes, what the hell do i do, anything non-violent plz

Leave her alone or you will find yourself on The Jenny Jones show on day. Title of the show would be "how I was tomented by a bully and it ruined my life".

Most of us have been guilty of picking on the nerdish person or the shy mouse type. It is really bad karma though cause you will get it back ten fold. What goes around comes around.

Be human and think of how it would feel if you were this operson and everyone dogged you. It would be devastating and could very well effect someone for years.

Be different and walk away it is so not cool to belittle anyone.You are no better than anyone else.

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hi my dad comes home high everyday. i know he smokes cigars and i was wondering if you can get high off cigars? or is he doing other stuff?

It's the other stuff. Cigars will not get you high unless they are blunts (weed inside).
Guess he thought he had ya fooled but he didn't did he?

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It's that time of year again. We're going to sign eachothers yearbooks. I'm sick of writing Cya in ___ (whater grade yor going in nxt year) and have a good summer. I was wondering what are some cool "quotes" to write in?

Love many Trust few,
Always paddle you're own canoe

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Ok, I'm a really bad procrastinator if I'm really not interested in doing something.

Tips to help? I know it's bad...how did you overcome it?

Thanks!

I am poster girl for procrastinators.
You never change, you just get more accustom to it. Therefore you stop fooling yourself by setting goals you know you won't get around to... todaY.
Just be glad you are aware of yourself.

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We just moved from Oregon to California and we have all this winter clothes. I think we are haivng a garage sale next week. The problem is, I don't know how to price my items! They may be used, but they are in excellent condition. We have many different brands from gap to abercrombie to bcbg! How should I price my clothes??-I paid good money for it!

Sell them on Ebay. You will get close to the price you paid for name brands.
It may take more time but it is well worth it cha ching.

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What are fun things to do in a hotel with all of your friends? We plan to have a toga party, but I want more ideas. The hotel has an indoor pool too if that helps. I rate 5's if you have a good idea!

How about a scavenger hunt?
Make a list of odd things and have teams of two go out and find them. The hotel would be a fun place to do this.

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I was watching Mean Girls and I was wondering how you can be half a virgin??

That is like half dead. You are either one or the other. There is no gray shaded area.

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I am a 34 C cup size. Im really skinny though. I actually wear one of the smallest pant size like size 1. I dont know what do do about a bathing suit. Their all to small.

Many places sell tops and bottoms seperate because you are not alone with the problem.
The % of people that do not have to get two different sizes is small I am guessing.
Just be glad it is not your butt thats bigger than your chest size. That's when you might have a valid problem. You'd probably be running about average then.

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OMG. I know this girl who smokes weed and I try to tell her to stop but she totally keeps on doing it. The only reason she does it though is to be cool but when I try to tell her that it's not cool, she hits me with a soda can! HELP!!

She obviously thinks you are not cool so leave her alone.
People do not quit doing drugs just because someone says "Hey... stop that". Hel lo!

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What does emo mean? I am really confused...Everyone says i look emo in all my pics but i dont even know what emo is...can someone explain it to me?

Go to google.com and type in "Emo Phillips photo".
He is a Wacko comedian that has a bowl haircut and acts like he is MHMR.

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could someone give me a screen name for aim that has to do with summer?

Summer2u
SweetSummer05

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