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Putting your question out there for people like me to answer does not give you the right to bitch at me if you don't like what I have to say. And for God's sake, am I the only one who is sickened and disgusted by all the thirteen-year old sluts asking questions about sex? I think I'm going to have to give up those kind of questions, it's all just too painful. So many children in that generation are turning out RIDICULOUSLY IDIOTIC.

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This is like my third time askin a question bout my b.f but oh well we had a talk and for the week and weekend we werent goin to see each other b.c it was like a short break (but we didnt break up) Well its saturday and he hasnt called me since thursday. I mean i seen him in skool but now its the weekend and he hasnt called and i dont kno if its b.c he doesnt want to talk to me or b.c of the break we are taking. But i just called him and he wasnt there and im just thinkin of all kinda of places that he can be and im really upset.

...just dump the loser, girl. You can do better.

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okay there is this guy that i think is pretttty hot....ok REALLY hot, he liked me last year, but now theres only one problem, HE LIKES MY BESTFRIEND! HELPPP ME!

He sounds fickle. Start liking someone else.

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my girlfriend has posters on her wall of a bunch of celebrities that she thinks are "hot". She claims to me all the time that she doesnt check them out or think about them in any way but i think she is lying to me. I dont know what to do now. Is she lying to me about checking other guys out or what. She claims they are stupid little pictures, well if they are so stupid why are they up?

Are you insane, or just insanely possessive? The freakin' posters aren't going to make your girlfriend leave you, you ass. Your inability to handle a mature relationship is what's going to end it.

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i used to like this guy now i dont like him any more but he likes me alot wut should i do?

Good question. If you can't break it to him on your own, just tell him that you're not interested anymore but can you still be friends? And he'll probably get annoyed because he thought you would be an easy lay and you weren't and all this time pretending to like you so that he could get lucky was in VAIN!!

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okay there is this guy i have always had a crush on... he is friends w/ me but jus cause my best friend is his girlfriend.
hes always rude to me and has made me cry on several occasions. What do I do, and what should i tell my friend?

....WHAT? He sounds like an ass! And your best friend's man, as well! Ditch all thoughts of this pretentious moron and go for someone who ISN'T a jackass who hates you!

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Okay, this guy asked me out and I really like him in all but he is shorter than me. Please don't leave well if you like him then it wouldn't bother you. I know that I need advice on how it won't affect me, if that makes any since?! PLease Help!!!

Well, the sad fact is, guys like to be in a dominant position when snuggling. And with short guys, that is pretty freakin' awkward. I mean, EXTREMELY AWKWARD. Plus, you never know when something will escalate into pregnancy (!!!), and really, do you want to have short kids? Heh. Go on a date with him, but if you're not head over heels, you should start looking around for tall guys.

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Hey, i dont know wat to do my ex-bf broke upwith me and this kid i know that likes me and i like him just got outta jail my ex already got a new girl should i wait 4 them to break up or go 4 the one dat just got outta jail.
Jason-17 just got outta jail
Justin- 15 new girl
HELP ME NOW PLEASE WAT SHALL I DO!!!!!!

..WHAT? I don't understand. But The Kid From Jail is probably messed up. So don't go for him. You should go for someone who doesn't have problems, if you're the fourteen year old that you sound like. And don't wait for your ex, babe. He's a scumbag and whatnot.

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What should I do I like alot of boys and one is my friend but should I tell him or keep it to my self??

You should get them all to fight to the death in an arena, Ancient Roman Gladiator-style. The winner is obviously the one most worthy of your attentions.

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i like this boy at school- he's your average funny, sweet guy. i met him this year and i think he's so perfect no matter his flaws. he always can make me smile and i wouldnt want anything more in a guy.
my problem is he's a tad more popular than me and im not sure if he'd be interested. sometimes it seems he is, others it seems he doesnt even know who i am. i occationally talk to him in my science class where he sits next to me... [hurrah for assigned seating]... lol... but the only friend that is good friends with him is my friend kate. she used to be my best friend but over the years we went our separate ways. she wants me to tell her who i like because she will talk to whoever it is for me and help me with him. but im not sure if i should trust her- we arent the friends we used to be... but she is my only connection to finding out what he's thinking. im extremely shy around guys, and i dont know his screen name or email or anything... please help =[
-love is beaten me around

Grow some cojones and talk to him yourself, sister. What have you got to lose? The worst that can happen is that he'll reject you, and while that sucks, you're right back where you started. Only THIS time you're not mooning over some jerk.

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ok me and my boyfriend broke up and we still say "i love you" but then one day he got really mad at say he never wanted to talk to me again..but then he called me 3 dayz later and was talkin to me (that night he called and said sorry about sayin that!) then the last couple of nights he wouldnt hang up til we said "i love you" like he would just say "bye" til i said it then last night i said bye and he goes "bye shut up you know what to say" ...but then he used to tell me about missin out on some other girl...so whats his deal ..can someone tell me or explain his game to me!!...SORRY SOOO LONG!!

His game = being a rat-ass manipulator. If he calls you again, you let him know that you're not playing his games anymore. When you say bye, hang up. That ass doesn't deserve any of your time, and he's lucky to get what you give.

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Okay Where do i start theres this guy(Johnta) who i have been goin off and on with for the past two years.. and recently i broke up with him because i started liking this guy(Steve) i met at the beginning of school, i mean yea me and Johnta went to the same school but he never walked me to class and whenever i did see him all he did was give me a handshake like he was ashamed of me or something, and people came up to me and was like "Johnta said yall dont go out" and we did.. so i decided that maybe i should get to know steve better and i did and he treats me with respect, he walks me to class, carries my bookbag, and just makes me smile whenever i am around him, But now Johnta and Steve dont like each other because of me the other day they were about to fight in school and they didnt but they were in each others face and the only thing that came out of johntas mouth was " Fuck You! You Fucked With My Heart!" and i felt really bad.. but steve really likes me and i can tell he acts like it but when me and johnta were goin out johnta acted like we didnt.. i just dont understand why ALL OF A SUDDEN johnta acts likes he cares.. I Cant break up with steve i've gotten to know him and I REALLY like him ALOT.. all my friends tell me to break up with steve but they just dont understand how i feel.. what should i do?

Your friends are idiots! Johnta's being a possessive asshole, and you better tell him so! Stay with Steve, he's the one who cares about YOU. UNLIKE Johnta, who is only using you for the personal ego boost. If Johnta starts shit again, you smack that sucker and tell him to back the fuck out of your personal life. And tell your friends that they don't know shit if they can't see that Johnta is only trying to manipulate you.

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my friends and i all hang out with the same group of guys all the time. ive liked one of the guys(greg) on and off since like last february. we went out for about a month(it was a pointless relationship cuz i only saw him like 4 times) antways, i recently found out from my friend that another kid in our little group, lets call him kyle, likes me. im not sure if kyle really likes me and ive never really tohught of him as more than a friend, but he is very cute and nice. lately, ive been thinking less about greg and ive been considering the possibilities with kyle. ive liked greg so much for so long and i dont think he likes me back. i dont want to start liking kyle just cuz he likes me, and also im afraid if something happens with me and kyle, ill still get jealous of other girls who like greg..... sorry its kinda confusing but i need help! xOx thanks in advance :)

Date Kyle! You're never going ANYWHERE with Greg, and it's obvious. You will turn into an evil pyscho stalker if you keep obsessing over Greg, and a mad scientist will turn you into a zombie and you'll STILL obsess over Greg, and he'll be disgusted by your rotting flesh.

So date Kyle, and if you still linger over thoughts of Greg, give yourself a Spa Day and call Kyle. And be sexy about it.

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Hey I'm 14/m and i still haven't ever kissed a girl outside my family.... I feel kinda out of place here because I'm already in high school and ive never kissed.... is there something wrong with me?

Nope. Lots of people GRADUATE high school and never kiss anyone. It's sad, but it's no big loss. Nobody needs herpes!

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Ok well Im a 14/female, anyway I just broke up with my b/f of 6 months and I feel really bad and now Im regreting it. I just don't kno wat to do I mean I still love him, I guess, but I feel really, really bad. Please help me I don't kno wat to do.

You don't need to be tied down at this young age, especially since you were only going out for six months. I know it sounds harsh, but he's one of many. By the time you break up with another boyfriend, you won't care one iota about this fellow. But to make yourself feel better sooner, give yourself a spa day to relax. Once your mind is set on something other than that kid, you'll regret it a lot less.

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I have this problem. There is this girl I like, Lea, but she has a boyfriend...or rather had. I found out today that they broke up this morning, and i get the feeling it may be becos of me, due to her knowing i like her and i knowing she likes me to, but she's been with her boyfriend for 2 years. But the problem is, I don't think i like her ENOUGH to go out with her, but there is this other girl, Jo, who also has a boyfriend that i like more, quite abit more. What Should i do? I turned 17 this year, Lea is 17 (18 end of this year) and Jo is 16.

Go on a couple dates with Lea. You don't know if you want to go out with her or not, and you're only hindering yourself if you only go for girls who are already taken.

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I've liked this guy for over a year now. He's an awesome friend, but once you do one thing that makes him mad, he's really rude! I've been told COUNTLESS times to get over him, but I just can't!! He means the world to me... and I just want to show him that without scaring him off or anything. We went out like a year ago for a while, and he was great, but I made the mistake of breaking up with him. I want to go back out with him, and I don't want to get over him. I'm not looking for an answer to get over him!!! I just need help on what to say to him!

Oh my... well, I don't think you need to be tying yourself down, and I definitely don't think you should really date your ex. (You broke up with him once, there was definitely a reason for that, even if you don't think it's important now!) But since you're not asking that, I guess I would have an honest talk with him. Tell him how you feel, and if he is cool with it, well, bully for you. If he's a jackass about it, slap that sucka silly and move on in search of bigger and better things. I know you don't want to get over him, but in the event that he acts like an asswipe over this, go and have a Spa Day and date some insanely sexy, smart, rich, funny, snuggly man who owns, like, the moon. That'll show the snotty bastard who's who!

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ok so today i was talking to the kid i like and it was great! we really connected. but i dont think he likes me. how can i approach him and sound like im his friend but not sound like i like him?

Maybe it wasn't meant to be. It's not that big a deal, there are 6 billion other fish in the sea.

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So i've been talkin to this guy for a month. We have pretty much talked everyday. Well we like each other but are still friends. Whenever we talk now though, it kinda seems boring. So what can i do to make our conversations more exciting?

Well... maybe he's not very interesting. Or maybe you should talk about more provocative subjects now. Actually, if you started out talking about the racy stuff, then you probably have run out of things to say... talk about movies. There's LOTS of movies, so it'll be a while before you run out of THOSE to talk about.

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ok, well i like my brothers friend.. lets call him... BOB, ok well BOB likes me too and we always talk and hang out and we've kissed and he sometimes gets all playful touchy but just like flirting and stuff and i wanna go out with him but hes afraid my brother will get insanely pissed off at him.. I talked to my brother and he was like "whatever.. hes cool so i dont care" so i was like, sweet. Well i dont wanna ask this guy out cus i just dont, im not scared or nething but i wanna talk to him about "us" but i dont know how.. i dont think this is making sense.. BUT ANYWAYS i dont know how to talk to him about it.. its reatrded cus i can usually go up to a guy and tell him i think hes hot or that i like him and stuff and they would be like "sweet" or something BUT i CANT with BOB... What would you do if you were in my situation?... I rate high..

15/F

Oh, well.. Bob sounds like an alright sort. Just be honest with him- you're interested, but you want to know where he stands before you really make any moves. If he acts like a jackass, that's the end of BOB! Seriously, if he doesn't respect you during this possibly important conversation, he's not worth the bottom of your shoe.

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Okay I am 13/f and I have never kissed a boy before. Well my boyfriend and I were playing Truth or Dare online and I dared him to kiss me. He said he would but he would have to do it between two of the buildings at school so we don't get a PDA refferal. This is not what I am asking advice on. I am nervous to kiss him because like I said I have never kissed a boy before. I need to know like what to do, how to do it, how to keep myself from being nervous and stuff like that thanx.~*Never Been Kissed*~p.s.I rate, good.

Hahah... I think you should make the kiss mean something a little more than an online dare that is carried out behind your school, but you can make it goofy and fun, too. He's stupid if he expects anything spectacular, but it's not like you need a handbook. Just do what comes naturally.

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