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im 13.... ummmm so like what are the odds of me getting pregnant from like not a guy. because i've been in bible school my whole life and apparently god can make you preggers? like how likely is this and what kind of birth control can i use against god? and is this blassphemyy if i use protection because like you know... it's god. you know? okay thanks!
If God wishes you pregnant, no birth control can stop him! You think man could create something viable enough to stop God? Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it? THINK, MAN, THINK!
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User was bannned for submitting this garbage for their own amusement. Your answer was good, and so we are rating you. If you want to know who it was, read the answer from Erin. I hope DN just fries his account.
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