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Q: One day my cousin came to visit us and was telling us about how much her dad hates her because he never stops yelling at her for anything she does and she doesn't do anything worng.

Then my dad interjected "You idiot! He yells at you a lot because he loves you the most!"

And then she looked at my little brother because evryone knows that he yells at him the most.

Is it true? I thought I was his favourite, I'm the only one out of the three siblings who even like him at all.

And if it is true, how? I don't get it, it doesn't make sense
Maybe he was kidding. Or is your cousin's dad your dad's brother? Maybe he knows how much her dad loves her and wanted to make a point that even though he yells at her, he really loves her, and just didn't know how else to say it. I really think that's it. He just was mad that she doesn't know exactly how much her dad loves her. And you sound conceited when you say that you thought you are his favorite. Parents usually seem to favor one kid, but it is usually not true that they actually mean to have a favorite. He loves you all.

Oh my gosh! I'm sorry! I saw notinyourdream's column, and she had said that she had a question that was titled "Is it true?"! I really, really thought this was it! SORRRY!!!

um...no I'm not who ever you said I am. How would you think that? O_o

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Happy 2008! My name is Dana for those of you who don't know, and I obviously love to give advice, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I will pick at anyone who doesn't bother to capitalize their "I"'s or the beginnings of sentences. Proper grammar and spelling is very important to me. bcuz it Just loooks soooo sloppie when u type lyke this. So a word to the wise, and for the majority of you that it doesn't apply to, think about it, and watch yourself. Second of all, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write something that is not true. So therefore I am always right. So stand down and accept it. (Note: that also means that my "opinions" are actual facts. At least the ones I bother to write.)

Never ask me anything about how fat you are or love life. Cliched, I know, but I am heartless when it comes to the truth. If you don't know what to do with your cheating boyfriend that you still love, go ask someone else since I could not care less. Seriously.

Have a nice day!
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My answers will be based on a preppy lifestyle. I am the clean, preppy sort, like the person who looks clean and classy and doesn't really notice anyone who isn't, regardless that some weirdos think that preppy people hate them. Also, if you wonder about the corrections on the answers I give, no worries; they're just simple corrections to those who don't know where to put a period, or that they have to capitalize the beginnings of sentences. Please don't be offended.

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