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Gender: Male
Occupation: student
Age: 16
Member Since: May 12, 2005
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Last Update: June 18, 2007
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ok all of my friends are having sex (and there all around 15 and 16, and i am 15.) And I don't feel like people our age are ready to have sex yet...but all of my friends are telling me how much fun it is, and they kept telling me how i need to lose it. I kept telling them that i'm not ready, but they keep pressuring me to have it. How can I get it throgh there head that i'm not ready and I don't want to lose it untill i'm ready? (link)
You get a standing ovation. (you neglected to mention male or female tho, and if your friends are male or female.) There are many ways to do this.
A) Just keep telling them no.
B) Tell them they are idiots and if they keep pushing their faces will be good friends with the pavement. (Works better for drugs or alcohol pressure.)
C) Completely confuse them with higher level thoughts until they can no longer think about it.
D) Call them whores at first then say "no wait, your sluts you dont get paid" (man-whores and man-sluts if your guys)
E) Tell them that its a choice and you choose to wait.
F) Umm it involves a gun, a river, some cement, rope and im pretty sure its illegal.
G) Beat them all up.
H) Convince them you have better things to do.
I) Tell them to lay off and that you will do it when you want to.
^most of those were jokes so just relax and laugh. btw I agree 15 and 16 can be too young for most people.


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thanks for the good laugh and advice!!!!!!!!!!!




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