MyPainIsReal's advice column

hey buddy ol' pal
Havent talked to you in likeee 273626252 years. I probably will never be able to go on aim..so sad! Since the death of my beautiful myspace, I'm back on advicenators. I feel advicenators knows it's just a backup site to me and is deeply hurt by the fact... Even though they know I'm using it in such a way that a 20 year old guy will use a 13 year old girl...the site is still welcoming me with open arms! Just like the 13 year old girl, but in her case..open legs. So ha, I am back and leave me something in my inbox sometimes. I think this will be the only way to talk to you.

Oh and do you have my cell phone numbero (thats spanish for number)? You should call me friend.

No I don't have your cell phone. I have a cell phone now. It's pink! And I have nation wide long distance and free nights and weekends and my nights start at 7! My text messaging cost money though. So yeah, e-mail me your cell and ill call you on mine sometime. crazy_n_love_xox@yahoo.com x0x0x

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