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hey! ok so me and my boyfriend have sex frequently and sometimes we dont use a condom...but i tend to queef a lot and i was wondering what that might be from? or if its normal? or if theres anyway to prevent or minimalize it...he doesnt seem to mind it but it annoys me and makes me self concious in bed...any help would be great! thanks:-)

use some sort of protection and its normal to queef all the time having sex
~morgan

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i am a 13 year old girl, and i got my period for the first time today. i don't know how to tell my mom. any advice?

JUst walk up and tell her she had it to.
~morgan

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what happened when a guy gets an erection? can he get one from making out?

you get an erection when blood fills the penis. you can get one from making out and its a normal thing to get them.

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i shave my vagina almost every other day..i was wondering if its bad for me to shave so often.. but i like to be completely clean..ppl say that i shouldnt ( im 22yrs old ) shave there so often but i dont mind if alot of hair grows back coz life is short and i dont want my bf seeing me hairy there. please help..

try laser removal
~morgan

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Is it normal to be best friends with a girl you've known for half-a year?? This girl and I met in eighth grade this year, and I've become very attached to her. We're both best friends and we tell each other everything. We're like sisters. Is that normal to be this close after a short time??

of course its normal why would it not be
~morgan

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I want to be homeschooled next year, and I was wondering if anyone knew anything about it and if it costs alot or not? If someone was to be homeschooled, would they still have to take gym or no?

if your mom or family member is doing it than it wont coxt a thing but if someone else is doing it than it may cost more. my friend is homeschooled and she is in a sport and calls that her gym but if you dont than im not sure.
~morgan

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Hey it's me again the 14/f that is pregnate..For those of you that don't remember or know me, I had a boyfriend in jail and the side relationship where I got pregnate and found out from a test. Pierre is his name..not mike..but anyway pierre wants this baby aborted..he said he's not going to lose his football career over me or the baby..i`m already 6 weeks and I love this baby more than anything now. Telling my boyfriend was hard.. even harder then telling my father! My boyfriend was really mad since he just got out of jail and everything and wanted to kill the crap out of pierre..well my boyfriend really loves me and you can tell..since he said he'll be the father since pierre won't....but what should i do..should i still consider abortion? because I really want this child...

If pierre cant step up and be a father then send him to jail for rape. Do not give the baby an abortion and if pierre wont be the father then take your boyfriend who was in jail to be the father since he siad he would and all. if pierre wont be then who will. Also, If you get a abortion you could lose a chance of having this baby that you say really want.
~morgan

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Sorry for the length. Yes, I know that weed is bad for you, but I kind of got pressured into smoking a ganga(sp?) today. It was like a crash burn type of thing, I took two hits, but on both of them I messed up, I sucked in, held it, swallowed but only a little swallow, then blew, so I didn't really get anything. I was wondering, if I had gotten something, what are the chances of getting hurt on the 1st try? Can you die from the first try of weed. I think next week my friends wanted me to try a black and mild (the one's that smell really good) I know it's illegal and all that, I just wanted to know the chances of like dying or passing out, or blacking out on the first try, and only one or two hits. I know this kid at our school who had extesy, and about 30 of something, but he was like forced it or something, and he blacked out and when someone else woke up, the kid (Winston) had no pulse and had died from OD. Can you OD off of only no more than 3 hits of weed? What are some consequences besides death, or like consequences and how long it takes for those consequences to come in effect. I know it's a dumb question, and I could probably google it or something, but I'd rather ask it here. Thanks.

You need to STOP right now. you cant die on the forst try but you can get cancer and die from it if you keep taking weed. im not really sure on how long it takes it to come in affect but its probly(sp) in like 30 days to 1 year but you do need to stop and your risking your health and life!!
~morgan

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Hey, I would like to know if you all can tell what is wrong with my finger and if I should go to the doctor. Wednesday night, I was at gymnastics messing around, and as I went for a back tuck, my middle finger jammed into my leg... then about 3 minutes later, I jammed it again into a panel mat (a hard mat in case you dont know) same finger and everything. My coach didnt care because i shouldnt have been messing around, so I went through the rest of practice ignoring the pain. Its now 2 days later, and im getting shooting pains throughout it, my whole finger is about 1 1/2 the size of the other, and my knuckle in the middle of my finger is twice the size of the other and i cant feel from there down to the end of it. I have it taped together for now, but it hurts to even write, im typing this without it. Im sorry its long, but i cant decide if I should go to the docot Monday and get x-rays jus to make surem or relax and let it heal on its own because of an expierience with shoulda been broken foot since i didnt go to the doctor right away. Today, I had to call home for some medicine to help with the pain. So, what do you all think of this situation (any of you who read this)...?

Im a gymnast to and i had the ssame thing if you go to the doctor all they will say is "it is broken" and that is that. Get a split for it at like cvs or wal-mart for it then wrap over that with tape on your middle and pionter. also ice it
~morgan

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How do I put a safety block on the Google image search?

Sorry but i dont know but ask your dad or friends
~morgan

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i want to make a quote site.. but i have no idea what hosting site i should use..anyone have any ideas?

xanga

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ok, so i have this really personal problem, i am a 16 year old girl, but i was born with male genatiles. I dont know what to do becuase i have a steady boyfriend, we have been seeing eachother for about 3 months. We have gone to third base( but i gave him pleasure not the other way around)and he told me taht he wants to do the smae for me. Im afraid that if he sees my 'down there area' that he will be grossed out. But i really really love him. Help me, how can i tell him?!
-worried

if he doesn't accept you for who you are he is not worth it. the only way you will know if he does is if you tell him about it. He is gunna have to find out one way or another. You can't keep putting it off.

~morgan

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I am 14/f and don't tell me i`ve made the biggest mistake of my life...i know i've made a mistake and i`m gonna follow my responsibilities. My boyfriend, who I have been with for 11 months, has been in jail for 6... he just got out and we really like each other you know? Well, while he was in jail-i had a little side thing...with a 16 year old black male...lets call him mike..me and mike really liked each other and did it a lot..but when we did it on the first day of my period-something happened. Last night, my stomach was hurting sooo bad while talking to my boyfriend. So bad that my mom took me to the emergency room. She decided to give me a pregnancy test..and it`s positive. I`m nervous and all and 6 weeks pregnate in the 9th grade... I have the money and skills to support it..but MIKE doesn`t want anything to do with it. My dad wants it aborted but I want it...my mom does too. What would you do in my situation? And how do i explain to my boyfriend who is trying to get his life back on track?

Hey grl!
you should definitly have the baby and be like to mike you have to halp me this is your baby to not just mine its gonna be part of you to. i no this might be a big shock to you and all but i want US to have and take of this baby. Its your child so please help me. i cant do this with out you (you mighht be able).

I dont wont to freak you out or anything but to be on the save side you might wanna go back to the dactor to have a sonagram to see if ou have 1 or 2 babies.

I hope everything works out and stuff.

~morgan

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Hi, as many of you may of seen me post frequently,I am Mark. I have dissociative idenity disorder or multiple personalities. At first I didn't believe it but It became much worse. I just read an article about it and I have 90% of the symptoms. Should I get help? I'm an average 15 year old kid, just like some of you guys are or have been or will be. You remember what it was like to be different from everyone...What should I do, I'm for once stuck in life with not knowing on what to do..please help me.

-Mark

talk to someone and try to get help
~morgan

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Im going to florida in about 14 weeks. I was wondering if anyone oculd estimate how mugh weight i could lose in that amount of time. i eat healthy and excersise a lot now. what do you think?

maybe about 2 pounds a week
~morgan

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hey im working on equations of perpindicular lines. i dont no what to do because i dont know what tehe reciprocal of 2.5 is? what is it? thanks

the reciprocal is 1/2.5
~morgan

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people never ask me questions in my inbox. how do i get them to?

maybe because they dont like your advice
~morgan

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I went out with a guy for 3 months and we eventually told eachother we loved eachother and we both meant it. he dumped me and i have never gotten over it. Recently my friend told me that he is thinking about getting back together. Should we try again or just stay friends?

if you still think you love him then i would go back out with him! ~morgan

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