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well, that was great advice.
if i could figure it out on
my own, do you think i would
have put it up here?

im sorry
my guy friends got on my advicenators and answered all these questions really gay
ill bitch at them tomorrow
im really sorry

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okay. im 14/f, and i have a huge problem. my boyfriend is really shy, and i dont know what to talk about around him.(im kinda really shy too.) like, what if i want to start kissing him? how should i do that?(im obviously not experienced)thanks.

just kiss him...shove it in there HARD

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My boyfriend's ex girlfriend started hating me because an old friend from another school showed up. She is trying to make my boyfriend leave me or see the side she is seeing. And she told me she didn't want to talk to me anymore. We had been friends for a long while and she gave me permission to be with my boyfriend, because she knew I'd be good to him.


Should I care? She's my boyfriend's ex girlfriend, so I'm not even sure if I should have stayed talking to her in the first place...
help?

age:17

you know...just go figure it out yourself

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where can you get a short sexy dress like this i love it!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=12683878

just go to your local spencer's. they probably have one

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So there is this guy that i like alot and well he told me that he likes me to but he is just so confusing. and like whenever i see him i can tell that there is that connection. lol. but like online he almost refuses to talk like im fighting to get words out of him. he says its because hes lazy but then why does he talk to other people? and now that its summer i barely ever get to see him and i want to hang out with him but people are like you cant call him, you have to play hard to get. and im like well i doubt he will call me and then they're like well he is a shy one and im like uhmm okay? soo i just dont know what to do with him. can someone please help me?
and sorry it is so longg =\

just walk up and tell him how you feel...and if he says he likes you to, grab his dick and start rubbing him...ir he says no then just rape him that night

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WEll, i don't think i'm over weight, but my stomach is like huge. can you please tell me how to get my stomach down and not so huge?
Also i have been eating every 2 hours, and small portations, is that gonna help any?

weell if u have aa big stomach then start losing weight fat ass

im sorry about that ^^^
my two guy friends got on my advicenators and answered all these questions to be really mean
im really sorry
ill bitch at them tomorrow

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what are the lyrics to some good summer songs? thanks lots!

job for a cowboy.. suck my fag JJ

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Okay so my digital camera I got for Christmas not last year but the year before does not seem to register what is on my memory card. I have about 100 pictures on the memory card, but it doesnt show that they are there when the card is in the camera, but when the card is in the mini printer I have, all the pictures are there. Is my camera broken or is my memory card? If i take pictures with my camera with the memory card with pictures already on it it will only hold about 11 where it is suppose to hold around 150. Please help!

hmmm
it sounds like you have it set on internal memory instead of external (memory card)
or maybe you set the picture size to be extremelyyyyyyy big

--jenna bean =]

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hey girl,
aight well.. first of all, this advice col. is fin balllliiinnnn' but yah, so theres this guy that like love right.. n weve had liek sex n stuff.. but i was just wondering what your fav. position?.. during sex u kno?? like do u have one.??

haha. well im a proud virgin. sorry

--jenna bean

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Okay so I'm about to go into high school and i still haven't had my first kiss! and it's really bugging me cause my younger friends are getting their before mine and it's bugging me!! but i really like this one guy and he told me today that he wants to hang out more and stuff and i want him to be my first kiss! but i don't want to sound like needy and stuff. but i really want to kiss him! but i'm afraid i'll be a bad kisser. please help!!

aww dont rush your first kiss! you want it to be special with someone you really care about. dont make the mistake i did =P. you want it to be like a real kiss..younger kids just have little gay pecks, and those dont mean much at all. but you should hang out with him! and eventually is yall start to like eachother more than yall will kiss! no one can really be a bad kisser, if he is more experienced than you than you will catch on just like that! dont worry, you will do fine =]
good luck!

--jenna bean

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if my boy friend wants to have sex with me with out a condom. and i might have a chance of getting pregnant. what shoudl ii do? i really think you would no

take birth control. it isnt 100% promising but it most likly will be. but to get the best results, research if the patch, nuva ring, or pill works better. good luck! hope i helped

--jenna

p.s. if you dont want to have sex without a condom, then just talk to tell him and tell him your not ready yet, no hurry!

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ok well this guy asked me out and he thinks i have kissed someone before but i havent so if he trys to kiss me how can i look like i have done it before....

well there isnt much you can do but most guys can't really tell it is your first time, it comes naturally. but it mostly depends on if you mean like french kissing or just a peck. now a peck, is no big deal. french kissing might be a little different at first but let your bf lead and you will get the hang out it, everybody has their own style so you can never really tell if it is the first time. good luck! =]

--jenna bean

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Hi
is there anywhere online, like a website, where you can upload pictures from your computer and they turn them into ASCII art, in color? that is free? or its okay if its not in color. not an HTML converter, and ASCII converter and also, if you need to paste a URL instead of up-loading the picture from your computer, where free online can i get a URL for my pictures?
thank you so much!!
any answers are very much appreciated!!!

http://www.degraeve.com/img2txt.php

this is the one i always use and its pretty cool =]

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what color is auburn?

it is a darkish red color..i have it :P


http://www.style-hair-magazine.com/red-hair-color.html

there are about 3 or 4 variations of auburn there

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ok umm... my mom wont let me go to the movies alone without an adult even if i am with a group of friends and now i am scared that ill never get like a first kiss and i am 13

please help =)

aww that sucks. well she will probably let you when you get a little older..maybe high school. there isnt a certain age that you have to have your first kiss, dont worry about it. my sister is 18 and she hasnt had hers yet so its okay. and you can always do it at school :P or just like go to a friends house and go to the mall or movies from there and dont tell your mom or something, just try to be sneaky if your okay with that. well i hope i helped! good luckk

--jenna bean

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ok well some people think i am prud and i was wondering how i could get them to not think that (like what do i do)

hmm people might think you are prude because you might get nervous around the girl/guy you like or who you are going out with. just loosen up, there is nothing to be shy about..im sure they will love it if you flirt with them. also dont be scared to kiss/makeout with them or hold their hand/put your arm around them/hold them and stuff like that but don't push it too fast too. hope i helped =D

-jenna bean

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should i be nervous to kiss someone and how do i?
also.... when should i?

well i wouldnt be nervous..because if your nervous it will be really awkward and tense and it wont be sweet or "romantic". well i guess i can't really explain it but when you feel it is the right time like when yall are sitting by eachother, look at her and if she looks back that means she wants to and then lean in..and ill leave the rest to you. hope i helped =D

--jenna beann

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how do you make out i know this might sound weird but i would like step by step instructions so that i will be thought as a good kisser.

hmm this is a little hard to explain but it comes naturally, i PROMISE. so dont freak out about it like i did aha

well as you lean in, you can start with little kisses and then move onto open mouth kisses (when yall both open your mouth and your lips like "lock" and then your close them) and then start to add tounge. when your doing tounge, when you open your mouth put your tounge in the other person's mouth (but dont tense up and make your tounge all tight and sharp) keep it relaxed and make sure you dont touch their teeth and dont put it too deep that it will choke them. when you close your mouth, you put it back in your mouth and do that over and over again. it is kinda like sucking on eachothers tounges but not like hard sucking, gentle.

i did the same thing before i madeout, i was on advicenators asking the same question but even though i got really good answers, i didnt really mean them because trust me, when it happens, it just comes naturally and you can change your style and stuff as it progesses, you might be a little scared at first and barely do tounge but after a few open/close mouths, it is natural

hope i helped =D

sorry if this was confusinggg

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The lyrics to How To Save a Life are this:
Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And pray to God he hears you
And pray to God he hears you

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
Lyrics
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life

Those are the lyrics to the song. What is the song trying to say? Why does he want to know how to save a life? Thanks in advance.

omg the pastor talked about this in church last sunday. okay well in the first paragraph you listed is what we focused on and he said that it is about two people knowing that they need to talk about something but they are avoiding eachother to talk about it like it say "as he goes left and you stay right" is like you are avoiding the person. but mainly it is about two people who avoided to talk about or do something so he lost someone near and dear to him. and that is about all i know, i hope i helped!


--jenna bean

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ok im like 102 poundss but im in 7th grade? is that good to be that much but like ppl think im skinny since they look at me i look like i weight less but i seem so fat.

102 is the average for a 7th grader and it also depeneds on if your a boy or a girl or if your tall or not. your just being self consious, dont worry your not fat =]

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