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Sup, my name's Aaron, i'm a band freak, health freak, grammar freak, perfectionist, and I just love to watch people do stupid things even if it includes me, because heck there's no point in being uptight about life when in the end it all ends... hahah gotta love my type right? There's not much about me that you probably haven't heard that you can't compare to other people, I mean i'm a friendly person who once you get to know me, tends to grow on you like mold on bread. I'm smart, courageous, a leader, fun, loving, honest, brutally honest, sadistic, idiotic at times, ignorant to certain topics, indifferent in some controversial issues, unconcerned about what you think about me, happy, sad, depressed, angry, and basically any other attribute you can give to a 16 year old teenager. I'm an ex-swimmer, meaning that I quit... just because of band, and no i'm not that big a band freak, I'd just rather be playing my instrument and feeling the soothing sensation that music has to bring as opposed to getting stressed about being beat by other people! But no, haha I love swimming and if my school allowed me to take both at the same time without sacrificing my grades I probably would. I'm not the kind of person that sits and watches something, for instance, I hate watching football but I love playing it just because of the adrenaline rush. Blah, haha not sure what else to say, I mean I suppose I can tell you that i'm chinese, and uhh that's about it I think... I like to philosophize haha if that makes any sense, I feel that although philosophy is basically the "DUH" of life, sometimes you just need to be told, DUH. There's nothing better than discovering the obvious... Anyways, life's so much easier for probably you and me if we chatted on AOL, my screen name is An3mu5c0r9u5 yup yup =D hehe

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My husband is in the Military overseas in Iraq. He has been gone since Feb 2004, he was still my boyfriend then. In May, he called me to tell me that they were granting him leave in July and wasked me to marry him, much to the dismay of his family. Before the wedding, I had never met any of his family. Now, he is still gone and I am having trouble writing my new family Christmas cards. My sister in-law sent me a list of who I should send cards to, but I just don't know what to say. Should I come up with a few "generic" lines or should I try to make it all little more personal. Should I sign his name? I've never met or even spoken with 99% of his family. On top of it all, while he was home, I got pregnant. I know they are not happy about that. My friend said I should send out a Christmas card with the ultrasound. That doesn't seem appropriate, but I just don't know the etiquette on this type of unusual situation. I know I am under the microscope right now, and I want to do the right thing. Any advice would be appreciated.

hmm this is hard... well i personally think that you should call all of them and throw a little christmas shindig or party and then just go around being a good host... otherwise with the cards you should probably be like i dunno "thinking of you" and then have the ultrasound... give the list of names you would like to name the child... and then tell them if it's a girl or boy

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um im 13 i just start my period last month and my mom told me that period come ever month or 28 days and it last about 4- a week but this month i still didnt have em yet is that a porb? also i got a friend she is 15 she told me that she have her ever half year or few month is that a big porblems im so scard now i dont like to bening a girl now :(

lol well.. go to your doctor and have it be a female one so you can talk to her face to face and ask her stuff

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ok i have this friend lets call him j and i he is not like my best friend and we are pretty good friends. but ne ways he is going out with this girl lets call her c well i dont like c but i like j and i want them to breake up but i am not good enough friends with j to just go tell him to breake up with c and he would do it so wut can i do?

well... if you said that if you told "j" that he would do it then tell him how you feel and see how he reacts maybe you'll be lucky and he'll break up with "c"

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hey..well okay here it is..

..last saturday i slept with my friends boyfriend while she was on a trip..she found out..hates me now and so do a bunch of other people and they wanna beat me up i guess..im going to a dance tonight at my old school cuz i switched schools at the beginning of the year and im really nervous..do you think theyd try something there??..or should i go and just have fun?!..i know i shouldnt care what other people say but when people talk about me it bugs me..so please hellllp:-/

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well just go have fun but be sure to look out for yourself.. i mean if they do something to you just make a scene so that they look like idiots and then leave

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okay..i have oily skin on my nose and chin and at the end of the day all my makeup is gone there! and i look terrible cause my nose has a ugly birthmark on it and my chin has pimples..anyone know a good face powder that works really good and will stay on ALL DAY?? (if you need to know..i use face powder from clinique)

well first of all use clearasil to get rid of the oil... and as of makeup sry can't help you there

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I met this guy over the summer from Germany and he is super awesome. I used to like him but now he's like a really really cute brother to me. He's my best friend. My other best friend likes him now and I am getting jealous. Does this mean I still like him or I am just jealous to be jealous.

it means you don't want him to not pay attention to you... it means that you don't want your friend to be the center of his attention and it can also mean that you like him

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My ex boyfriend Chris claims he loves me but than we get in a fight and he says he doesn't and than I will talk to one of his friends and than him and I will start talking again and he will tell me how jealous he gets when I talk to his friend. I don't understand why he gets jealous and why he loves me one minute but not the next. Please help. ASAP. Hugs n kiss*s xoxo
* needs advice

ehh well it must be raging hormones or something otherwise.. he's just being a stupid guy lol

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So I'm 16 and I haven't even had my first kiss yet. I have alot of guy friends but they are all what it sounds like "guy" friends not boyfriends. I'm not a tombboy or whatever..Am I missing something here.

well slow down... you're only 16! I mean you don't have to have your first kiss when you're 16 there isn't like any pressure so just calm down focus on school maybe get a boyfriend here or there.. and just go with the flow

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Okay, my friend and I (which of whom is a guy) got really close..because him and his girlfriend were arguing and fighting like crazy! And he'd talk to me ALL the time and ask how i felt about it, and what he should do. and he'd call me every night, and we'd talk for like an hour½-2 hours. He finally ended up breaking it off with his girlfriend. We've talked a little bit since then. Monday rolls along, and he doesn't call me...and hasn't called me since. So last night, i called him and mentioned how i hadn't heard from him in a while and his reply was "i've been busy" so i got off the phone and told him that i didn't want to interfere with his business. I used to really like this guy! ...and now i don't know what's going on! What should i do? advice would be awesome

well I think he just needs some room to work his feelings out.. because during this time after he broke up with his gf.. he is feeling very vulnerable.. so just give him some room and he'll get back to normal

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I hate stress! I have stress but thats not all! I'm a sophomore and 15. I hate my job but my parents wont let me quit. I hate school like every other person because its hard even though I try so hard. I dont have much of a best friend because shes to busy bragging about her life like if some like likes her or not, guy she wants, etc. Then she also acts like shes better then me and she makes every thing a compettion. Other thing I dont like or have stress about is guys my x-bf, I dont know how I feel about him if I like him or not. Last is not having a bf when I go somewhere I see COUPLEs everywhere. What makes me upset is guys say Im pretty and all then how come I dont have a bf?
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i need help by seeing what i can do to get a bf or at least get all this stress out of me and if I got someone like a guy to go out w me thats one less thing to worry about! well please Id really liek your help!

well okay.. one way to reduce stress is to exercise it's a proven fact that exercise reduces stress.. I mean go to the gym and stuff near by and also that's a good place to meet hot guys... and I think the problem is is that you expect guys to come to you... that's wrong because guys tend not to really notice anything that girls want.. so if you want them to notice you you have to talk to them... and as for your friend i'd say dump her or tell her that she is constantly making you feel miserable

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Hummm, Soo for the soccer team we have to buy gifts for people and it is supposed to be secret...Hints the name Secret Santa..The girl that I picked is really stuck up and I know absolutely nothing about her.. What should I get her.

well, if she's stuck up buy her something that seems stuck up like... i dunno something that looks expensive but is really cheap... and maybe just maybe if you want to be really mean you should send her something that has a connotation of being "stuck up" like a dildo lol jk well just about the dildo hehe

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hey-
so i met this guy in a cafe and once i saw him on the stage, playing guitar and singing and sometimes babbling about how he hated bush, i knew i was in love with him. That was two years ago. And now, I'm just as in love with him and we're friends...not best friends but friends. I'm in high school and he's in college though, and i only see him in the summer and when he has christmas break and spring break and random weekends inbetween. He's four years older than me, and best friends with my brothers...and he's friends with some of my friends and we are completely compatible, and he's always teasing me about dating but i know he's just...well teasing. He once introduced me as his future wife ...he does the sweetest things like that. I know that he doesn't actually like me. I'm only 15 and he's 19. I guess what i'm asking is, should i wait until i'm in college to make a move but then live my life alone for four years? or should i tell him how i feel now and try to get over him?

oo wow... well technically... that age difference is illegal... but otherwise you should try to get over him because it's not fair to you that you have to wait for that long to actually be able to be compatible for him

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Ok I have a guy i like and who likes me or so my friend says. All 3 of us were in 3rd period and she sits nect to him and asked him if he liked me and he said yea sort of. then she asked him would you ever go out wit her he said i dont really know her. I am SoOo Shy and i dont know how to talk to him cause i dont know what to say to him and i guess hes shy too cause he doesnt really talk to anyone. So how do i start a conversation with him?! Like some tips!! HELP! I'LL RATE YOU HIGH!

yes talk to him sit with him at lunch and get to know him better and vice versa because he stated that he didn't really know you.. but the best thing to make him comfortable is to talk to him when you're in a big group so that he doesn't feel like pressured or anything

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sry i didnt know what to put this under? but plz dont delete this question i need help!!! okay..when im on my period and i have a tampon in it always like "leaks" and i have spots of blood on my panties..and whenever i take it out theirs like part of the cotton that doesnt even have blood on it..it looks like it all just like slid to one side and came out..please help how can i stop this?????

ooh... ummm maybe you need to up a size..

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with an average income, how much would you spend on your 15 year old child?

thanks

Depending on whether or not your child is a girl or a guy... girls tend to cost more and guys tend to cost less but for a girl i'd say 100-200
and for guys prolly 50-150 (if this is for christmas gifts, otherwise cost varies)

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how do you get rid of zits fast...please dont tell me toothpaste, or proactive! thanks xNoS`

lol well... use clearasil and well what i find is that using ice works because it stops the inflammation of your pores... another thing that works is just popping them and then using ice... another another things that works but i've never done is to use a razor and just slip it past... lol... also if it's on your nose use a pore strip to get the crap out of there

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my friend likes a guy that likes me and i don't like him. she will gladly step aside so that i can have him but i don't want him. he's perfect for HER. now she's saying she sucks because no one likes her and she's not pretty etc. but she IS pretty!! she is so awesome. what do i do to hint to the guy that my FRIEND is for him, not me? moreover, i want to remain friends with my friend.

well, that's not really a true triangle... but ok tell the guy that likes you that you're not interested in him and that you know someone that is... and then hook them up

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Okay, one of my friends, Tamra made out with this guy back in July & Stevie, Tamra's friend, was there [ not in the room, but Tamra was at her house ] and Stevie told me while we were all at camp that the guy Tamra made out with, told her that he fingered Tamra.
Well Stevie told me not to tell Tamra, well I made the mistake of telling her this past Wednesday that Stevie told me that that guy fingered her & she had this funny face & said"eww no! Thats gross! he didnt! Stevies a liar!" But I could tell she was lying. And then I got an offline message from Stevie saying "thats bullshi* about Tamra & that guy, she told me not to tell you especially since your a goody goddy"
I dont know what to do. i know Stevie can lie sometimes but... I usually know whenever Tamra is lying cuz shes a bad liar. So I dunno who to believe!
What do I do?

talk to them both and get it straightened out

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ok my friend alexia and my friend brittney both have a huge crush on john and they have both gone out with them b4 and they both flirt with him now. They are friends too. today at lunch brittney was ALL UP ON JOHN because she wanted to go out with him. Some other stuff happened to. Then Alexia started crying. I felt so bad for her. Then after school they decided to fight on monday like..."if i swung a punch at you i would win" and "monday after school." i mean i know for 100% that they are not going to really fight because they both said i am not going to fight untill she punches/slaps first. They both said that. And the whole school is on alexia's side + me to. And i am sort of jealous that she is getting all of the attention. what should i do regarding what i JUST said.
-arielle-

well you need to talk to them both face to face... and you need to have like a jerry springer kind of deal where you make them talk about it

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On Wedesday my dad had to use the recover disk on my computer since it wouldn't do anything. It deleted everything on my computer like it was supposed to. But for some reason the sound refuses to work. The speakers are new and they are plugged in. If you go to Volume Control it says "There are no active mixer devices available" What should I do to get sound. The computer is a E-Machine and we got it in July of 2004. thanx for any help

wow uhh i think you need to load a sound driver for your computer... depending on whether or not the computer's operating system is with windows or not you need to look for sound drivers..

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