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Member Since: October 23, 2005
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Last Update: December 25, 2006
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I am a 35 year old musician/composer/performer who currently resides in Los Angeles. I write soundtrack/rock/western and blues original tunes. I moved to Los Angeles 4 years ago to continue with musical group which was originally formed in Delaware in 1994. The band is still together and we have performed many times around the east and west coast as well as doing a random 2 week tour every 8 months. We have a fairly nice and loyal following and have independently released our own recordings(about 6 different CD's are available) and are now breaking into the realm of soundtracking with a self produced(yes, our own money) film the band is currently working on in Hollywood which is very exciting. Over the years I have become the main member of the group, we do not have a record contract or do not have a record label. Since this art is my passion I have put everything in my life into it. All my $$, time, relationships, and future plans have gone into my love to create for the last 11 years since its inception. I do not make any income with this project and work a part time job here in Los Angeles as a pizza delivery guy to help fund it and its driving me crazy! All I want to do is make a living out of the music I am soooo passionate about and have sacrificed sooo much for. This creative force inside governs my life and I feel it may actually be damaging in the long run to my well being because of feeling of not being completely successful. So what do I do? Tough it out and keep going or decide to throw in the towl? This question is too difficult for me to answer on my own. (link)
Keep going, you've gone too far to stop now! Rock on brother!

I love you,
The Waffler


Hey its me the random hott chick! sorry about yesterday! My keybored stoped working, lol. but if you ever want to chat again, like today, (ill be on till 6:00pm) just write back to this question! :)

cjAdvice (link)
lol ok, but it can't be today.


I have this icon making site. Its Minameisjackie.piczo.com


Anyone have tips for it? Some sites with cool codes or something?

Thanks in advance rating all answers i get! (link)
I will do what was done on family guy and give a 'compliment sandwich'

A compliment- Your counter is in a good position.

Where you need improvement- On a 56k modem, your site would take too friggin long to load up, your site hurts my eyes, there are no icons on your site, your fishing for compliments with your marquee in the top-left corner, there are ads on your page and no information, your body tag has a background color AND a background image.

Another compliment- The 'crater1' comment tag made me smile!

I love you,
The Waffler


does anyone know any funny haikus? nature ones are boring.. rate 5s (link)
Hmm, let me make one up here.

Taco's are sexy
I like to rub my nipples
Sometimes with tacos

BRILLIANT! I'll sell it for millions!

I love you,
The Waffler


well i havent had my first kiss yet... but i really want it! uh how do i let my boyfriend no that i want to kiss him or him to kiss me without telling him? (link)
Go to a movie with a lot of kissing in it (I suggest a porno) and stare directly at him making random sexy faces. He should get it!

I love you,
The Waffler


Me and my friend (we're 14/f and 15/f) and we dunno what to do tonight. She dones't wanna go to the mall and we don't wanna see a movie..any other ideas fo what to do thanks. (link)
Skip around a nature trail or something. Everyone loves skipping! And skippy peanut butter! Make peanut butter sandwiches! Or, do what I do, make a random, stupid, pointless movie and put it online!

I'm going to change my answer.
Get naked. That is all.

I love you,
The Waffler


So a bunch of my friends and I have decided that we don't want to go on our schools' senior trip after graduation. They're going "hiking though the mountains in Europe" (rolls eyes). And as fun as that sounds (I'm so not being sarcastic...), we want to be on our own and not with school chaperones. They duct tape our doors shut at night and we don't have co-ed hotel rooms. So, it's not going to be all that fun. I've been on school trips like that before and I don't care for them.


Now we need to come up with a place to go ourselves. We don't want to go to Europe because; well we've all been there and would rather go somewhere else. We also don't want to go to any sort of beaches. We can kick it at any beach we want during breaks and stuff. So does anyone have any suggestions? We need something exciting and somewhat "educational" (say the parents). Money isn't an issue as long as we can have fun.
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Go to detroit. You can have fun dodging bullets and shooting some off yourself! The educational part comes in...never, I guess. Hmm...does gun education? count?

I love you,
The Waffler


Why is it that it only takes a tender theme (a girl and her horse, etc.), some introverted "intelligent" young characters, and a couple of sweet lines to get people to see a movie and get approval from critics? I think of "Bee Season" and "Dreamer." They are all just dumb cliches. (link)
People are stupid
The movie is stupid
Why not put the two together?

I love you,
The Waffler


DOes anyone know a website that lets you design pamplets for restraunts and site(its like a brochure)? (link)
Website...no
Microsoft Publisher...yes

I love you,
The Waffler


okay well everythings weird right now i broke up with my boyfriend and he like hates me now. and theres this one kid that i like and he likes me back but then theres the little detail that he has a gf and he told me he was going to break up w/ her today but he didnt and i realli dont want a bf right now cuz i want to be single. but yea and my best friend ignores me everytime shes w/ this one chick that i HATE and cant stand her. and my best friend gets all pissed at me wen i ignore her. and i jsut cant stand it anymore! (link)
That's not a question. But, the situation sucks anyway.

I still love you dispite the non-question form,
The Waffler


It is good to see you answering questions again almighty boobninja. I was wondering why you had stayed away so long?

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Work, sex, thinking of things to update my website with, communists holding me back, boredom, more sex, and most of all the most addicting game ever, Maple Story. I played that frikin game for like 4 hours a day. But I quit and felt like 'answering questions' so I did! Random spurts of doing things is good!

I love you,
The Waffler


How do I get a song from QuickTime music player on a xanga ENTRY? Like you can see the thing that lets you pause it and play it and switch to a different part of a song on a specific entry? (link)
hmm, I'm not sure how to make it play with quicktime...but to make any song play on xanga you need to code it.
Try using that code. replace pusic.mp3 with whereever the song is. You need to find someone to host the song too, I use comcast for hosting.
As for the coming in on a specific entry, you need to edit the song to make it do that. I use audacity for audio editing.

I love you,
The Waffler


Hi im a hott chick and im wondering if you want to go to the chat room so we can chat!

write back if you do! ;) (link)
sure, why not


how do i make an icon? (link)
Go into photoshop, if you do not have photoshop, steal photoshop.
Make a new image, make it 50 px. by 50 px.
Put whatever crap you want on there
save at as a .gif

For animated icons (animated GIF's), do the same thing above and make a couple pictures or text or whatever you want, then open Easy GIF Animator (If you don't have it, steal it) and import all your pictures into there. Then set the rate and all that good stuff and export it as a gif. Go back into AIM and make it your icon!

Love,
The Waffler


I have to sing on Sun. I don't want anything to go bad but it feels like a cold or sumthin comin' on, can someone tell me what I can do so that I can prevent it. THank u
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If you want to take it like a man, just gargle warm salt water. Personally, I can't do this because it makes me gag like a little girl. But it works for most!

I love you,
The Waffler


ok im 13/f and usually have really good eyes.... but latly when i look up after reading and stuff every thing is all blurry! puleez help! (link)
Do you go on computers a lot? That can cause your eye-focusing thingey to be messed up. If you do, just focus on things at different lengths from you in a random room or outside or something. If you don't go on the compy a lot, go see an eye doctor!

I love you,
The Waffler


OK whoever can please please help me with this, I would love you forever and ever!

The inward pull of surface molecules depends upon intermolecular attractive forces. Strong intermolecular attractive forces provides an inward pull. Compared to a liquid with a relatively weak intermolecular attrative forces a liquid with relatively strong intermolecular forces could be expected to show __________ surface tension and ______________ viscosity.

fill in the blank and if you know the answer please please tell me and i will give you a 5. thankyouuuu (link)
greater, higher

P.S. I had no clue what viscosity was so i went on dictionary.com and they told me- The condition or property of being viscous, which didn't help. Urbandictionary.com helped though- How thick something is.

I love you,
The Waffler

P.P.S.- The fact that I'm the only one that even tried to answer this shows that all the other 'advicenators' on this site don't know crap unless it's about irregular periods or other crap like that. It's scary that people want advice from these people. THEY KNOW NOTHING UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH A FEMALE BODY OR A CRAPPY RELATIONSHIP!

Everyone sucks but me!,
The Waffler


I want to lose weight but I can't seem to do so. I can have my mind set on anything except not eating so much food. Can someone please help me so that I can lose weight and gain muscle before the new year. (link)
Run. A lot. Also, play 'Eye of the Tiger' 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Works like a charm.

I love you,
The Waffler


Im like addicted to the computer, and i really can't stop. Is there a way to get me off of it? Please help. (link)
Download millions of virus's so your computer is SO slow that you won't even want to go on it. Or cut your ethernet cord serveral times over.

I love you,
The Waffler


i just got this virus cuz im an idiot. someone else who had it sent me the link (cuz the virus does that) and it said "is this you?" with a myspace link. and me, being an idiot, i clicked it. i downloaded the "picture" and now i have the virus too. i dont know why, but i'm not sending the links like my friends. but it still messes up AIM and my computer. any advice on how to get rid of it? (i did McAfee Scan.. nothing came up.)
all fives. thanks (link)
Go to start, run, and type in msconfig
then go to startup and those are all the things that starts when your computer starts. If you don't know what one is, type the process name in google and click the link that comes up. It should tell you what it is. One of those HAS to be the virus.

I love you,
The Waffler




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