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ok so ive been having basically a stomachache all day, but it's been off and on. And now i'm in the bathroom like every 10-15min.
ive taken some tums and pepto bismol...nothing is working....ive got the runs pretty badly.
and i ran out of pepto.
16/f/us

Sounds maybe like the stomach virus. Are you throwing up too? Anyway, my mom always gives me either a quarter cup of fresh squeezed lemon and raw honey, or a quarter cup of fresh squeezed lemon with a pinch of salt, and I always feel better after about 10 minutes. If it persists, you should drink lots of gatorade and soup. Hope get better =].

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okay so my cousin's, who is 26, parents got divorced when she was really young and her mom (who was married to my current uncle but i don't think is related to me) married another man (who is not related to me) and had my cousins half-brother. now the half-brother has casually been flirting with me + hinting at going out and such, but idk if we are related or not!? it's such a confusing family tree. any help?

No, he's not related to you. According to your explanation, your cousin's mom was the one who got married, which means any other children she's had aren't family. Now, if your uncle had children, those would be your cousins. Even though you two aren't related, this can be pretty hard to explain to people. Hope this helps =].

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does anybody have a list of college level books i an read???
all i know is shakespeare...
thanks, i need this to 'expand my vocabulary' for my SAT test!
thanks for your answers [=

Apart from being a great novel on it's own, The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde has a pretty complicated vocabulary. Other challenging books are 1984 and Animal Farm by George Orwell, and Anthem by Ayn Rand. Hopefully you enjoy political novelas =].

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To the Dominican Republic.
I live up in Canada and I just wanted to know what kind of clothing I should bring??

And what other types of things..
Tanning Oil?
Flip flops?
Ect..

Thanks!

Best damn country to vacation. Sorry, just gotta give props to my country. Anyway, it's hot as a MOTHER over there, so you'll be wanting to dress comfortable, and in light colors. The sun is also very strong, so unless you're really pale, you don't really need much tanning oil. And it's not the normal kinda hot, it's very humid, almost to the point where the air feels heavy and oxygen deprived. You'll know what I'm talking about when you first step outside of the airport. You'll be spotted a thousand miles away as a tourist, which is why people will be complete kiss asses =]. I'm guessing you'll be staying at a resort, so you won't be TOO hot, but if for some reason you're not, be aware that sometimes all the power over there leaves for hours at a time, in which case you'll wanna take flashlights and battery powered fans or something. The mosquitoes are KILLER, specially to fresh blood, and repelent isn't really effective. For some reason, tourists think every beach over there is nudist, which is rather unappealing to the locals haha. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your trip =).

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15/f

So, just a few questions.

Where are places I can go to meet guys, other than school?

How do I go about approaching them in different situations?

What can I do to make hot, single guys more likely to approach me?

How can I attract older guys?

Thanks, xxx

I'm not that great at approaching guys. Since I'm so shy, I usually let them come to me. I found these very helpful:

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Guy-to-Notice-You

http://www.wikihow.com/Know-What-Mature-Boys-Look-For-in-Girls

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating/flirting-moves

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating/how-to-meet-a-guy/

Cosmoplitan's always got some good stuff, but on Wiki How you can search "how to" pretty much anything. Hope they help you =].

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iv been cutting for like a year and my dad knows he took me to "get help" but i didnt want then and now its getting worse and i now i want help i asked my dad if he would get me help lke 4 months ago and he still hasnt done anything about it. he told me he doesnt think i need it but he doesnt know im still cutting cuz i do it on the top of my arms where he cant see the cuts soo wht should i do? just not say anyhting?

thanx

*edit to response*
Well then Darling, I think it may be time for you to get some definite help. A few months back, someone in my school approached my counselor and told her they were "worried about me". I was oh so pissed, and all I wanted to do was find that person and murder them in their sleep [kidding]. Anyway, my anger went away when I finally realized I DID need help, and most importantly, that this person in front of me could get it for me, if I let her. Looking back, it's noticeable how much better I am now. Sometimes parents just don't get it. Sometimes they don't WANT to get it. It's never because they don't love you though, and there will unfortunately be times when you're all alone. I keep so many things from my mom, and sometimes I wish she'd look me back in the eyes and really see how miserable I am. I'm pretty sure everyone does, but sometimes we need to look out for ourselves. You know you need help, and now it's up to you to find it. Best of luck &

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what a good hair coloring box BRAND i can get from walmart or any drugstore?


example like loreal feria (that a good one?) ; or Clairol Natural Instintc (dat a good one also?)

Any more? how bout this http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&q=loreal%20preference&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wf

????


any suggestions? any more good coloring that stays put and long in your hair? and also nice colors... natural colors that are bright n nice looking..

Loreal IS pretty good, and so is Garnier, which is what I use most of the time. Plus they have really nice colors. You can get em both at walgreens for less than 10 bucks. Hope this helps =].

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im going to be a senior this year and i want to go to penn state. the thing is that my sat scores were not that good.. 440 on writing and reading and 640 on math. my gpa is around 3.4ish.. no extra curricular activities, i know it sucks and i dont think ill do any this year cause applications are in at the beginning of the year.. so what do you think my chances are getting into penn state?

I wouldn't worry too much about your SATs, since you can take em like 6 times. I only got a 1709, and I'm planning on taking them again in October. If I'm right, application deadlines aren't until December, but every college's deadline may vary, which is why it's a good idea to check your preferred universities' requirement on collegeboard.com. My school doesn't have extracurricular activities, which is why I'm planning on doing a bunch of community service, which, along with jobs, extra classes, and languages, look extremely good on any application.

Here are some requirements for Penn State:

http://admissions.psu.edu/academics/majors/requirements/50percent/

http://admissions.psu.edu/academics/majors/4year/


And if you fill this up, they'll send you some brochures.

https://inquiry.embark.com/psu/online/?pid=pmpo

Or you can go www.psu.edu for Penn State's home page.

Hope this helps, and more importantly, I hope we meet at Penn State next year =]. Luck

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why is it that when guys sleep around, most people think its ok, but when a girls sleep around, people think theyre hoes? to me it just not fair!

I always debate this at youth group, because I think this has been true since the bible days. Yes, woman is evil. We always seem to get the short end of the stick. My brother, who is 3 years younger than me, can do whatever his little soul pleases, but as soon as i step one foot outside my house, my dad starts preaching. It really isn't fair that a guy can be forgiven a billion times, but as soon as a girl has sex, she a is automatically, a whore. My parents divorced because they both cheated on each other, yet I left home and didn't talk to my mother for over a year. I guess women are viewed as "sacred", and it's dirty for us to sleep around. It's a viewpoint we're all brought up with, and we can't change it. I guess it depends on how much you care for what people think of you. You can choose to stay a virgin til marriage, or have sex when you're ready. Never let people, and their outlooks, control the way you live your life. Hope this helps

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does anyone know good products for face and body? (no hydroquonine)

btw how long do you leave products on your face/body before washing it off? is there a method to make products more effective? rub it in longer?

I got Meladerm a couple of months ago. It's pretty good, but I got lazy and stopped putting it on. It contains no hydroquinone because it turns your skin a purply color in time. All you do is put it on twice a day, then apply a moistourizer with SPF, and try to not to absorb too much sun, since the dark spots will likely return. I've been using Dermaline, which contains no mercury, on my knees and it's pretty good. I put it on every night and leave it on for about 15 minutes before wiping it off. Luck =].

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So I was cleaning out my room one day and I found my Nintendo Ds. I got it for one of my birthdays, from my parents. So I was on the phone with a guy I really like/love and so I offered it to him because I didn't want it anymore and I new he was looking gor one online. So I gave him it and a few games a few days after I found it. Now my dad keeps asking where it is. I keep lying and saying my friends are borrowing it. He says I need to get it back. When I asked if it would be ok with him if I gave it away as sombodys bday present he automatically said "No". He was like " If you arn't going to play it then give it back to me!" and that really got me mad because the only reason he wants it is so he can play it! I'm afraid to tell anybody. I am going to tell my mom but then I still have to tell my dad. How can I be less scared and tell him? I already know he will most likely ground me for it.

My parents are the same exact way, which is why I think twice before giving stuff away. You gotta understand them though, even though your dad isn't a kid, it's his money, and it doesn't mean he can't appreciate it more than you would. There's really nothing to be done now, except to go ahead and tell them what you've done. It would be really rude to ask your crush to give it back, not to mention you'd probably get on his bad side, but for next time, it's never a good idea to try and win someone over by giving them things. Most people will just end up taking advantage of you. A grounding isn't really that bad. The hard part will probably be apologizing and trying to gain his trust back. But then again, they're parents; the only beings who'll always love you no matter what. Good luck

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16/f.
i love to masterbate.
but then i get this really big orgasm, and i dont want to feel horny anymore. i always tell myself before hand that i will continue to masterbate after my orgasm, but i never go through with it. its like i dont have a desire to or i feel like its stupid after i orgy.
:/ is this bad? how can i fix it? i want to masterbate more!

I'm like that too. Before, I used to be able to orgasm on my own, and I still can, it just takes longer. Now I go to pornotube.com and search whatever I wanna watch. That thing about girls not masturbating or watching porn is pure myth, I swear. Anyway, sometimes you also need some visual stimulation to get you going again. Hope this helps

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I have tried several times to download music onto my Playstation Portable but each time I have failed. My computer screen reads "no device detected". Please helpo me. Thankyou!

Connect the usb to the back of your computer, and if it still doesn't work, blow on it to clean it out. Open windows media player, where you should have the music you wanna put in it, press "sync" at the top, select the music, and press the ok, sync, or continue button. Good luck!

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"and baby i know youll be missin' meeee!"

it was on at nighttime so it might be like a dirty joke or something, i think it might be for adult swim but not sure. it was like a cartoon animated thing.

I think you're talking about the retarded ass show Tim & Eric Awesome Show..the guy in the commercial is like wearing some sweat clothes or something...

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so i know how you said there were a lot of them and i was just wondering if you could give me a few names and the most popular ones? im sorry and thank you!

www.soellounge.com,
www.lacavernanyc.com,
www.ClubMaven.com, www.stay-nyc.com, Hypnotiq Teen Night Club in tallman, NY
Abyss in Sayersville, NJ, which is close to new York. Hope these help =]!

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i really want this pair of cleats, i think they're called ringor. alot of girls have them and they come in like different colors and stuff, i checked alot of sports stores around where i live and none of them have them, does anyone know where i can find them? thankss

Yup www.modells.com..they've got a ton of sports apparel there.

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are there any teen clubs in nyc? thanksyouu!

What?! Oh god, that's ALL there is in nyc! I don't know what part of town you live in, but ask your friends or search on the internet. Manhattan and the Bronx are also full of them. Luck

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my sister is older than me n she bullies me after she hits me she hits her self n gose tells mi mum i hit her
i told my mum but she just sed she dosnt no hus dun it
so my sis carries on hertin mi
wot shud i du?
plz help

You're gonna have to learn to defend yourself, because parents won't always understand, and they won't always be there to solve our problems. Forget about the fact that she's older than you, or that she's your sister, because she's obviously taking advantage of that to hurt you. Picking on someone weaker than one's self doesn't make one tougher. It just means she has low self esteem and has no heart, and that's how she tries to make up for it. Hit her back, and hit her hard! It's true, violence isn't the answer, but that doesn't always apply. Some people just can't be talked to. Watch how she'll stop intimidating you after you stand up for yourself. Good luck

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.o.k i really want to move out of my house but i do not know how i should break it to my mom and dad. I want to move becasue i can not stand it anymore at my house i can never be my self. But when i go to my boyfriends house i am a diffrent person and i love that person. Hey makes me so happy. So what should i do?

Well, I guess it depends on how old you are. Don't go moving out if you're only 13 and in love for the first time or something. If you're of an age where you can provide for yourself and help your boyfriend out, assuming you won't be leaving all the bills to him, and the situation at home is really that bad, then maybe it's time to move out. I'd suggest you break it to them very calmy, and try to leave things on good terms with them. Remember that no matter how old we are, we'll always need our parents at some point in life. It's a really big step, and I'm serious about the providing for yourself part, because if your parents don't love the idea, and someday you and your partner break up, you're gonna be the only person you can count on, and you need to understand that and be ready for it to happen. Hope I helped, and good luck with whatever you decide.

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how do you become pregnate?

By having sex...do you mean the process, like the sperm fertilizing the egg and all that?

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