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Last Update: March 30, 2005
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okay so im going out with this boy and im kinda the one givng all the giving...he is just taking! its driving me crazy but i really like him what should i do?

"When I got it gotta get it put it in ya"
-Red Hot Chilie Peppers

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I'm 13 years old, and I'm bleeding "down there". i'm afraid, and I live with foster parents I dont really know yet. What do I do?!! I don't know whats going on!
signed,
confused

Ever seen the movie, "Critters"

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What is the most effective way to get a guy to pop a boner?

I think the question you want to ask is "What isnt an effective way to get a guy to pop a boner?"

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ok... i need to kno how to tell if my boyfriend is whipped or not... is there like a test or someting? lol... and if he is (which i fear he might be) how do i 'unwhip' him? lol... call me crazy but i dont like it!! lol... thanx ppl...
...cle

Well, who's inserting things into whom in your relationship?

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what is a quick way to earn money? besides ponning, stripping, or prostitution. 15/f i need money quick. I've already done work for my mom and her boyfriend, but they have run outta things for me to do. I have a good bit of money saved up, but i need hell of a lot more.. any suggestions would help. Thanks! (I'll rate high)

Well according to the emails I keep getting I can make 100000 a year working for ebay.
Cash Washing, baby sitting, sell some of your stuff.

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A lot of people think I'm different, because I'm Jewish. Well, I consider it! And everyone else says, "Are you a catholic or christian?" ANd I say, "No. I'm way more on the jewish side." And they say, "Ooh, that's too bad." WHY CANT THEY MIND MY RELIGION? WHY DO THEY DO THIS? HOW CAN I MAKE THEM STOP? WHAT CAN I SAY BACK TO THEM?
Will rate high!

Well maybe if your people didnt kill OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARATH, everything would be ok.

But seriouslly why the hell do you give a damn what they think about your religion?
Also cathlocs are christians, and compaired to christianity some parts of judism actually make sense.
Also remind them that without judism there would be no christianity.

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So Im really starting to develop a thing for a friend of mine, but it gets even worse than that. Im 18m shes 15f its not a huge difference but still. She also has a boyfriend putting me in an even tougher situation. Im also pretty sure she doesnt even think of me in anykind of romantic sense, even if she didnt have a bf. I really dont know what kind of advice to even ask for mostly im jsut venting and seeing what kind of comments/advice im gonna get.

First off, she has a boyfriend so why no respect another man's property.
Second you already answered your own questions so you dont really give a fuck about what others will tell you.
Finally
LOL PEDO

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Well my parents make me see a theripist and my theripist is awesome but he has this saterday thing where its group theripy and i want to join it its all boys and my theripist says that i would like the class i dont know what to do....I really want to share my problems with other people. help i rate high

You seem to have no problem sharing them here, so why not give it a try.

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i got my gf pregnant and we havint told anyone yet should we tell someone like our parents
or should we not. and since i got her pregnant should we like get marryed or something i mean i am not ready for that i am only 15

Try going to a planned parenthood center, they might help.
Talk it over with your girlfriend, dont suggest an abortion, but ask her what she thinks, if she wants an abortion back her up.
Tell your parents and her parents, they'll find out sooner or later, better sooner than later.

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i started likeing on of my friends and he's 17. Im only 13. He's really sweet and he REALLY isnt a bad person. when im around him, when i talked to him, even if i hear his voice i just smile the biggest smile. I talk to him almost every night on the phone and we text each other constintly through out the day. he said he likes me and i like him also. Some of my guy friends said that they dont want me to get hurt. they dont know him. They said that 13 and 17 is a very big age diffrence, but i really like him alot. He just makes me happy and for awhile i haven't been happy. Do you think that i should continue to like him? and do you think that if he was to ask me out should i go out with him? please tell me what to do im so confused

The age diffrence is a bit two big and in a year he can be charged with statutory rape by your parents if they dont like him and you're having sex with him.
My advice is either wait 3 more years, or just find somebody else.

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Is there any way that I would be able to restrict certain sites from my computer? Something like parental controls but I don't have AOL. Thanks.

There are many programs out there just for that.
Like NetNanny
Also Internet Explorer and Firefox both have options to block specific websites in their security settings.

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For my health class we are suppossed to find out if guys mostly prefer virgins or sluts, what do you think?

Something in between the two would be great.
Most guys prefer sluts, though.

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I have a friend, who I met about 4 months ago, and now I've discovered all she ever told me was a lie. This girl lied about where she came from, what she does with her time, about her parents, and everything else in her life. I would lie to know how to comfront her about this without pushing her away.

Well you can either trick her someway and catch her in a lie.
Or try being subtle and say "Hey I talked to your dad the other day and he says you're actually for Kansas, and I thought that you were from Idaho, I'm just probably confused"
Or just confront her about it be direct, tell her you know she lied ask her why and all.

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hey! i wanna get my cartilage pierced. i know that straight guys are supposed to get their ears done on the left side. are straight girls supposed to get it on the left side too? thanks!

Straight guys would have to get both ears pierced.
In the gay world, a right ear piercing means you're a "top" (the giver) and a left ear piercing means you're the "bottom" (the reciever).
As for girl, I dont think theres any general rule with getting your ears pierced and having it mean that you're gay, or not.

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I'm 16 years old and I seriously need a job. I worked at Target over the summer and retail is...just definitley not my thing. Are there any jobs you can suggest where I can make money, but don't involve retail? Also, what are some good ways to make LOTS of money?

It all depends on how many dicks you can handle in one night, and what percentage your pimp takes.

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How would a girl know shes turning you on especially if you try to hide it off?.. is there a certain something that turns guys on? xxOo plz & thank yOu

That pup-tent your pants sprout once in a while is a dead giveaway.

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First of all I love your advice and your feedback is hilarious. You're straight up and sarcastic so I figure I'd ask you think myself instead of waiting for some bullshit answers from 13 year old girls who use the word "lolz."
Ok so I'm wondering a good way to tell my boyfriend to stop selling green because it basically takes up our time. His appartment is always full of people and he's always on the phone when I'm there. We've dated for 2 years and I still remember him as a good boyfriend. So straight up, should I just forget it and cut him loose? And I have definitly told him many times my concern and it turns into a drama filled brawl.
PEACE

Well it depends on the state you live in.
If in California, you can set him up some how and get the cops to arrest him, but he wont spend more than 30 days in prison because laws here are pretty linient when dealing with weed.
They let you off with a slap on the hand for possesion, if you like try telling him you want him to go with you to pick up a friend from the airport, and plant a gram or so in his back pocket and walk by one of the dogs.
Now this is pretty fucked up, or you may not live in California, so maybe an intervention might help, that is if you know enough of his friends who want him to stop also.
Finally tell him to choose, does he want stay with you, or become desprate enough to accept blowjobs from herpies infested girls(or guys) in exchange for weed.

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my computer works like a piece of crap. its really anoying, and thats not the worst part, i really really really really really really really want aol instant messenger.i had it but then my dad was like "it ruined are computer" when it was his kazza that gave us viruses. any way the only time i can ever go on is the rare occasion when
i visit my aunt and i have to share the time with my sisters. i know this is a dumb question but i really really really miss aim! thanks!

Tell your dad to have a coke and shut the fuck up.

Or you can just install and then uninstall aim everytime you get on the computer, or use aim express found on www.aol.com

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I have been going out with my boyfriend for almost 2 months now, which isnt much, but his birthday is coming up very soon and i dont kno what to get him. What do i get?

A blowjob is always nice.
Or let him put it in you.

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im prude and so not happy with it. im 13 and most of my friends r not prude and im like so jealous that guys r all over them when i truy think im prettier or just as hott.i really dont wanna have sex or ne thing i just wanna make out with a guy.thanks

Since when does not fucking at 13 make you a prude???
Jesus! How the fuck did i miss all the orgies when i was 13.

Starting to wish that I was 13 now.

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