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i don't what is happening
everytime i get a friend, they backstab me
that was just last year
i have friends this year, but i feel nervouse and conserned!
my cous gave me sum good advice, she said to speak up. but i am sort of shy in school

HELP!
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Maybe your just looking in the wrong places. Start trying to focus on who'd be a good friend instead of whos cool. Good luCk.. If that doesnt help, ask me 4 my aim and we can talk.


ok well a while back my "best friend" went behind my back and we weren't friends nemore well now we r again but we arent best buds again but we're still rlly good friends and we even made a pact to never fight over guys!! and now i like a guy that she likes and she said if i triy to git w/ne guy that she doesnt even know but thinks is hot or likes that she wont be my friend nemore and i told her 2 remember the pact n shes like w/e and so now i liek this guy that she likes and i dont know what to do? she is makin me soo mad and all over dudes 2! what do u think? (link)
what the hell did you just say


ok, don't say my friend is a fag or anything just because he cut.. i don't wanna hear it... but i've been really mad because, i was talking to him, and he quit cuttin for about 3months, but then while i was talkin to him, i told him something, and he said "brb" then when he got back, he told me that he had cut himself because of me.He said he was just looking for a reason to do it, but now i feel really guilty. IDK what to do, hes not online a lot so i haven't talked to him, so my guilty concious grows each day. I'm mad at myself because 3 months ago, i was the reason he stopped cutting, now im the reason he started. Can anyone give me advice on what to do right now? i don't like the feeling of being guilty, but i can't talk to him...i need a way to clear most of my concious about this, cuz its really disturbing my sleep and life in general.. (link)
i guess ill just start out with "he needs help." I really think that you shouldn't feel guilty because he was looking for something and you were just the first thing that came along. Apoligize, and try to help him stop again (if possible), but most of all just know its not your fault.


wats a qeer?!?! (link)
queer- your mom, also known as..

Main Entry: queer
Pronunciation: 'kwir
Function: adjective
Etymology: origin unknown
1 a : WORTHLESS, COUNTERFEIT
b : QUESTIONABLE, SUSPICIOUS
2 a : differing in some odd way from what is usual or normal
b. homosexual


I'm a freshman and i think i'm workin myself too hard. I come home exhausted almost everyday and i take a nap. Then when i wake up, it takes me a few hours to do my homework and i'm really tired. I play a sport year-round and i think i might have to give up 1 or 2 of those sports. What should do? Am i working myself too hard? (link)
If thats what it takes to get As, then no. Remember sports arent as important as your school work. You shouldn't be this whiped out from just doing school and homework though, try to get a study hall at school or something if too much homework is the problem. Make sure you get atleast 7 hours of sleep at night, that should help. If you still feel that tired talk to a parent, tiredness is a sign of depression and many other diseases.


hey!! well theres this guy and he said he liked me and all, and he alwayz flirted with me and stuff. But then all of a sudden he says he doesnt like me any more and he asked out this gurl...but he says he doesnt like her either so wat should i do?? Should i forget bout him or wat?!?!?
Love alwayz,
KaTiE (link)
Well thanks 4 sending me a quiestion. That means i must be doing SOMEATHING right.. Sounds like this guy doesnt have his head on straight, which means either he's 13 or not looking for a serious girlfriend. Let things go and ket him work themselves out. Next time you catch him flirting with you be like " I thought you didnt like me anymore??" Dont forget about him if you really like him, but then at the same time Do you really want to like someone who likes a new person every day? Let things take their course and remain friends with him. GoOd LuCk. Got any more Qs? send 2 the haha boat


Hey I just found out that my new boyfriend was cheating on me with another gurl, Im crushed!
But last night after I broke up with him He called me alomst 6 times before I answered it.
well he said he wanted to met me on the cornor of my road well I went but he didn't show until 12:12am, Then he wanted to make out I didn't and I left Did I do the right thing? (link)
simply yes, screw him. You should have walked down the street and made out with some other dude infront of him. oo burn.


I was listening to that white stripe song fel in love with a girl and noticed that it had the same lyrics as the Joss Stone song Fell in love with a boy...What happend there? is fell in love with a boy/girl an old folk song or something? does anyone know anything about that?? ill rate. Thanks. (link)
No shes just a dumb girl who likes to ruin songs. The first time i heard that i almost kicked the radio..


okay so how can you start a convo with this really hot guy you like thats new to the school? i mean i dont wanna ask a whole bunch of questions cuz then ill sound dessperate and dumb. how can i brake the ice fast?!?!

plz help asap (link)
Ask him how he likes your school. Ask if he can find his classes okay.. Ask if hes going to be in any clubs or sports (or wants to be in) that you might beable to tell him who to talk to in order to join. good luCk


my bestfriend has a bf and them 2 r good for each other but before they went out she had a crush on a boi named jose.Well she is still friends with jose and i like him and today at lunch she was all over him and im looking at her and in my mind im going U HAVE A BF!!!!!and then she was looking at me all weird and stuff and she knows i like him.I dunno how to tell her how i c things without getting her mad at me.or even wut to tell her plz help me! (link)
It sounds like she's tied between two guys. Take her in a corner and tell her that if shes going to be all over guys then she needs to dump her boyfriend first. Say its her reputation your trying to save.. good LuCk


i have a huge problem!!! im like 5 feet but i weigh like 140 pounds! im not fat or anything, its really mostly muscle but i could loose weight... plz write back!!! (link)
if your not fat than why do you want to loose weight? Further quiestions? send to - the haha boat


Ok theres this guy whos like totally cutte and i really like him and he totally calls me every nite! we wind up talking for like 1-2 hours and i really am falling for him! i always ask him who he likes and he NEVER tells me! i told him i liked him and he was like oh thats kool. wen we hang out hes always like looking at me...like really loooooking at me and wen we hug goodbye its like we both dont wanna let go! lol i swear this kid will NOT admit that he likes me but me and my friends thinks he does! i never really try to pressure him or get people to annoy him about it b/c maybe he`s just shy? but i dont know what to do cuz i know that hes gunna call 2nite so any advice on what to say? cuz i really wanna be with him! HELP! (link)
When people dont tell you who they like it either means that they like you or they dont trust you. Which happen to be complete opposites. Try asking him out because you have a 50/50 chance of him saying yes. GoOd LuCk! Holler


Hey im jw..is ryan seacrest gay? (link)
say it with me
metro-sexual.
Thats right,
all together now..
metro-sexual


i have a girlfriend were both very happy but my ex girlfriend is back in town and wants me back. i said no. and i have a girlfriend and she flipped and has been stalking me ever since..im afraid it will become dangerous and she ends up hurting my girlfriend. im totally lost what should i do? (link)
For the safety of you and your girlfriend tell an adult and tell your girlfriend not to talk to her and to stay away from her. Talk to your lay-zon (woah, sp) officer at your school. If its that drastic check out the laws and how to obtain a restraining order. GoOd LuCk..


Hey guys im a 15 f. At nite it takes me like 45 mins to fall asleep. i have no clue why but its SO frustrating. Neways.... i was just wonderin if u guys had any tricks to fallin asleep (besides counting sheep) that could help me. Thanks so much! (link)
Try listening to real calm music like dido or something really quietly on your cd player.


me and my bff sit at a table with the most 4 boring people ever!....theres one girl we r friends wit the best but she takes us as her bffs...and me and my bff like her but to us she isnt our bff's cuz we cant have a conversation wit her!!!! on the first day of skool we tried sitting wit our other friends just to get away from the table but she came over to me and said "y is lauren(myfriend(bff) sitting over there and y r u here?"(cuz we usually sit at the same lunch table)andshe seemed upset! OMG me and my bff r soo upset at the table we sit it is so boring we cant have a conversation at and we dont kno what to do! Please help me out and give me ur best advice!!!!!!!!! (link)
Try not to think about bf's and Bff's because pretty soon you'll be like yeah jen's my bffaeaeaeaeae but your only my bffaeaeae!!.. it gets.. confusing. Try to think about this girls good quialities, if they outweigh the bad, then stick with her and just try to get her to talk. Invite her over to your house for a night and spend some quality time together. Maybe then she'll open up to you. If all else fails tell her that you really want to sit by those girls instead and i guess eventually she'll get the point. Lay it on her easy though. GoOd LuCk


ok, my friend has liked this guy for two years... and i have liked him for two weeks... he asked me out and i told him that i would have to check with my friend.... and shes like i dont care... but she looks so sad... then my other friend just dumped her boyfriend of 7 months and i kind of like him..... i am so lost plz help me... what should i do? (link)
Dont go out with your friends ex's. They may say they dont care, but they do. If you go out with them, they might not think your a very good friend anymore.


hey its me the one that asked about having a bf and liking another guy and well i broke up with my bf and the other guy asked me out and well i need help because he asked me to the movies tomorrow (friday) and i mean i want to go and my mom said i can but im scared cause i have never been out before ah help please (link)
Take it slow. Theres nothing wrong with A kiss on the first date, but i myself dont believe in making it or getting anywhere close to sex on the first date. Just chill and talk about things your both interested in. Tomorrow will be the test if he was worth breaking up with your bf for. GoOd LuCk


im 5'4 n i weigh 90 and my friends and family are always telling me that i look like im loosing weight but i think im fat! i havent eaten anything in like 5 days and i feel really sick. what should i do???
xox rica (link)
um. eat.


im having a sleepover and i need a theme.there will be 3 girls there and we r 14 so plz help wiv sum good themes i rate well (link)
hmm.. well since your girls you could do something like have everyone dress up like princess' or faries... or a hawiian theme, or the 50's , or 6o's. Maybe you could all dress up as cheerleaders or superstars or something like that. Tell everybody to wear their costume to school to get the full effect.




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