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Hey. What is the best way or best cream to get rid of scabs (especially on legs), how long would the scabs take to go completely away, and where would I buy this product? Thanks! (link)
hi. neosporen is really good. you can buy it at any drug stor. sorry it i did not spell it right but it is close you will know when u8 find it.


I keep having these sexual fantasies where I'm sexually dominated - the guy hits me or forces me to have sex; mostly, they revolve around rape. These are my most frequent fantasies. I'm a very strong-willed girl in my actual life, and what I can't get is, why is this the most surefire way to turn me on? Would this scare guys? (I've never had a boyfriend). Am I a sadist? (link)
hi. and yah people think that is weird but some people get turned on by it . and that would be called wild sex. when you act like your being raping . and if that is what you like then just wait for the guy that likes that stuff comes along.


Ok, I'm trying to lose weight but I get bored often and I've found that I eat when I get bored, even if I'm not hungry at all. What are some things to do when I get bored?? I mean, I live in a place where you have to drive 15 minutes to the nearest mall or movie place so shopping isnt an option. And I'm only 13 so I can't drive...What are some fun, random things to do around the house? (link)
hi. i say this to every one but im a kick boxer. and one thing you can do is keep healthy snacks around the house so when you eat you are eating good food. not any thing that is going to make you big.please wright back and score me please.


I was playing a game on my boyfriend's mini iPod and it froze. I can't do anything with it, I hooked it up to the white charge cord. But it didn't do anything. I tried finding out how to fix this on google but all I can find is wait for the battery to run out then charge it up. Does anyone know anything else I can do to unfreeze it? Its a 4GB by the way if that helps any. (link)
hi. and did you try just turning it off by the botton on it.


ok heres the thing....
im getting adopted and my parents have alot of trust in me...........

well iwent to my friends house and then i was goin with her brother and i did somethings(for the first time)
an now i think i might be pregnant!!!!

i dont want them to find out if i am but of course im gonna get fatter (if i am)
and u kno they will notice.
please help me asap????
:( (link)
hi. ok you should get one of those pregnant test and find out for sure. and also it might just be that you think that becuase you are so nervese that ou will lose there trust. also please rate and please wright back .and how old r u?


So Cheerleading.I love it but this year i didnt do it.It started today and i went and watched my cousion do it.I really started to miss doing it.So now i want to do it again.Im nervoes to tell my mom cause she will probly say i told so.I also dont want to do it because im so darn bussy.What should I do? (link)
hi. lol im the same way with football. i stoped this year and i did it for a stupide reason. and now i want to join back up but it is to late. but you should not let your parents think you screwed up. you should get better for next year . and go out for the team then.


Hey guys. Well there's this guy that I like and the only problem is that it's my best friend's bro. He's younger than I am (I'm a 8th grader and he's in 7th) and I'm pretty sure he likes me too. Everytime one of my other friends asks him he denies it but he always flirts with me when I go to her house. I REALLY like him but of course I can't tell my friend or else she'd freak! PLEASE HELP!!!! I'll rate 5's!!! (link)
hi. you should tell your freind when she is in a good mod. and then ask her brother out.


okay.. i cheated on my ex and he found out and broke up with me. Now.. hes threatening me and everyone that knew and didn't tell him about it. He won't say what hes going to do to us.. he just keeps saying he knows people to "take care of it"

Hes overage and we had sex.. so if he trys to hurt me.. can i get him on a statutory rape charge? -- my parents dont know we had sex...

and also.. what should i do about the threats? (link)
hi. you should tell your parents that he is doing this to yopu. and if he tells them you had sex then tell them no you did not he raped you. and if it gets real bad uyou can call the cops and he a restraning order put on him .


Yesterday my boyfriend and i had sex and i bled on him, we thought that it was jusy my period coming because i am late...but it wasnt my period. He said that it could be possible that i contracted a std from my previous relationship or i could be pregnant. Im not sure what to do or what to believe~Im going crazy because i dont have anyone to talk to about this and if i do have a std he'll probably leave me...and i dont think that i would want to live without him; i'll be better off commiting suicide. (link)
hi. i loked it up and it could just be that you started bleeding for not reason. like you can when you finger your self. if u want 2 talk my screen name is wilsonharley75.


ok well im not fat or anything but i want my stomach flat by when school starts and so i need to lose 5 pounds..does anyone have any good suggestions.. oh and i do workout .. i run 2 miles 4 times a week and do some weight stuff but i need help with what to eat annd when to eat

i rate VeRyY high =]] (link)
hi.im a kick boxer and the u can just jump rope. start and one minutes dofive sets of that. then each week ad one more minute


my boyfriend's birthday isn't until september, but i want to put a lot of thought into his present. i have no idea what to get him. please give me as many ideas as you can. he is a huge sports freak, so it could have to do with sports maybe or anything else. thank you soo much. (link)
hi. you should get your boy friend tickets. for a football game. but do not go on the internet they are way to much. if u can go and get the for there face value.


ok im skinny but i have big and flabby thighs. Does anyone know any GOOD excersise to make your thighs smaller and less flabby?

I rate high!!! (link)
hi. i am a kick boxer and the best thing 4 that is jumping rope .youstart at 1 minutes and do that five times then.you keep doing it alittle more untill your happy with your self.


i was outside for a while a couple nights ago and now my body is covered in mosquito bites. how can i stop them from itching and make them go away and not scar? i got bitten like this last year and my legs were covered in scars for a really long time. i have a ton on my feet and my feet scar wicked easily. (link)
hi. what i do is scratch them open. and the put rubbing alcohol on it. it will burn alittle but it will stop itching and they will not scar.




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