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okay theres this boy..his names jake and me and him arent together but he likes me and i relaly like him and im in texsa on vacation and he was like i miss you so much..and theni went out for the day wt myparents and i came back and hes acting differnt..like he doesnt care about me anymore :-/ and i seriously will go crazy if what we have is fadding away cause REALLY care about him..what should i say too im to see if we are both still on the same page?

say 'i ate a booger last night. it was squishy!'

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my friend has a boyfriend and they have been going out for like 10 or 11 months and last night she cheated on him for her friend..she likes her friend a lot and he was just kissing her to well..kiss her, he doesnt like her. her boyfriend happens to be my friend too and he loves her and everything..what should she do..i think she might have told him by now..

get your nose out of other peoples business.

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I just signed up to be on my schools fencing team. I am 14 years old (female) and a freshman in highschool. I was wondering, what would be the best weapon to use? My coach said that we had to start out with the Foil, but after using a Foil for a while I wanted to use something different. What would be best for me to use? An Epee or a Sabre? Also, how long should I stick with using a Foil until I change to using an Epee or Sabre? Thanks if you can help!

use a booger.

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My boyfriend who is also one of my best friend just called me and accused me of cheating and told me never to talk to him again. I know i didnt cheat on him, what do i tell him?

and?

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hey yea this is sammi... im wondering... how do yew get backgrounds fer yur column but not tha 1s that tha site offerse yew? well thanx to any1 who answers or attempts answering!
sammi (or) SwEeTbAbI

first yew have 2 learn how tew typee 'caus3 no1 can read or undastand yeww.

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has anyone failed their permit test? i am going to get mine this friday and i was just wanting to know what i should expect. like, what kind of questions will they ask? i know people say they are just common sense questions and to choose the answer that they would think and not what you would think. lol..i know thats confusing but..i was just wondering what questions that it asks. thanks!

no, onlii losers fail that. ooo pressure 8)

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im 14/f i have a LOT of blackheads all over my nose and they won't go away does anyone know how to get rid of them?? because i have a formal coming up and my pores are pretty big so a lot of people notice the blackness of my nose everyday!!!!
please dont delete this!!!!!

where cover up. duh.

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ok there is this guy at my middle school and he gives me and my friends hugs like all the time but he always wants to give me the first&last hug do you guys think he is dropping hints?

cant u take a hint u little bitch?

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hey..i like my boyfriend...but i miss my ex alot... and i think i still love him... but i still like my boyfrind...should i break up with my boyfriend since i like some1 else? or try t get over my ex? because for some odd reason my boyfriend likes me alot and i dont want to hurt him... please help me... ill rate high...

watch this music video, then dare to complain
http://search.launch.yahoo.com/search/lsearch/video?p=concrete+angel

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okay i gotta question . . how do u make icons without the it saying at the end made at whatever website . . i really want to make an icon but i dont kno how to get it without the website being there . . please help me thanxs u very muchhhh

Nicole #31

why, so it looks like you made it bitch?

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okay well my dad knows basically all of my guy friends b.c our culture is really really close to eachother so when im talkin to my guy friends they'll be like ur dad is the best hes so cool he talks to me abut this and that well there is no problem really i guess its cool that he talks to my guy friends but a part of me doesnt want him to.. why is this>?

get over it yu faggot.

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ok well i just moved to a new town, where i noticed everyone goes to church. i am jewish, and only 1 of 2 jews in the town (the other being a 77 yr old man) some ppl here dont like jewish ppl...should i keep it a secret, lie..or tell the truth.. i need help. fast

convert. Christianity is wayy better. yu actually get 2 heaven!

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alright the guy who is like a bro to me asked me out what should i do btw i like some1 else who flirts with me alot.
help!

eww ur dateing ur brother! x_X get help!

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How do you get rid of white heads? (i have em on my chin) and how do u get rid of black heads? (i have em on my nose).

cover up. u loser.

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How come my column wont become updated? I tried changing everythig on it and answering new questions, but where it says last updated. it never changes. How can i get it 2 change?

hint hint ur doin something wrong hint hint

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hey. i just started using Advicenators, and i was wondering how to make it all cool..like, how to add music, those pop-up things, cool cursors...etc. if anyone has anything or any websites..can you help me?
ps..and also how to put them on my advice column.
please?
-brittany

blah blah blah, eat a pie.

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My friend is going out w/ this boy. When he asked her out, he said that he didn't want to tell anyone. I'm the only one they told. His friends tease him because they hang out so much. She's starting to think that he won't tell anyone because he's embarresed of her. What do you think? If it's just because he doesn't know how to stand up to his friends, do you have any advice?

noooo. biatch.

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I am 14/f and my cousin who is 12/f will not leave me alone...i see her everyday and she calls me like 5 seconds after i see her on my cell phone and she wont shut up...she wont leave me alone on the internet and she keeps talking to me and my friends....it bugs the hell out of me.... and she copies everything i do and everything i wear....when i told her that she has to let me have some space she started crying and told her mom that i told her i hated her...which i never said. Her mom came over and told me that i had to be nice to her because she had no friends. What should i do to keep her from annoying me with out making her cry and making me look like a bad person?

tell the faggot she needs to find new people to bother and its not her fault shes annoying and has no friends.

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is it ok to flirt with guys if ur goin out with someone?

no.

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I am a 13 year old girl. I have a really good guy friend who is also 13. i am starting to develop stronger feelings for him everyday. I drop hints alot, but he just acts like nothing happened most of time. Other times he will flirt back. A few days ago he put his arm around my waist but I don't know if it was a friendly gesture, or if its because he likes me. We have a really close friendship and don't want to ruin that. Should I keep on flirting, or just be firends? If he does like me, what are the hints I should be looking for?

eat a weiner.

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