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Q:

I`m 14, female, and one of my boobs is bigger than the other. my left breast is larger, more droopier than my right,is this bad?
please help!

no, many women have breasts where one is slightly larger/smaller than the other. Don't worry about it, when and if a guy gets to see your naked breasts he will be so happy to see them he will not notice they are different in size. My wife had to point it out to me before i noticed and if she hadn't pointed it out I probably never would have.

Q: ok i am 13/f
i am always very mean to boys. like move it. your hopeless or get off my back. or you have a brain of a paramesium.. you get it.. right? well, natrually they don't like me because of that. it is just natrual for me to do it to them. i actually very nice to evryone else. What shou;d i do? i don't want to get so nice at once because they might think i REALLY like them now.any suggestions? (they call me mean things back, but i always get them back with somwething better)

Not being mean doesn't mean being nice. Just rise above the comments and be just a little bit nice. Don't start anything yourself, but if they say something first it's okay to get them back especially if you can do it in a funny way.

Q: So me and my friends we are really good kids... and we have really wanted to do something i dont know "rebellious" so should we?? we were either gunna drink or go get high or something... but i would just be a once in a lifetime thing though. oh and i am 14 by the way

You want to do something rebellious? First, I would have to ask why? Second, I would ask, why do you think screwing with YOUR BRAIN is rebellious? To be truly rebellious, screw with THEIR brain, whom-ever you are rebelling against.

Want to do something temporary that will screw with people? you should all shave your heads and paint then a specific color. It's temporary, rebellious, and there is nothing they can do about it once you've done it and it will be a constant reminder to them that you can do things they have no control over till it grows back.

Q: I have literally CONSTANT back pain. A majority of which is in my lower back, but depending on the activity, my upper back bothers me sometimes too. Don't worry, I've talked to a doctor.

Since my back pain started, about a year ago, I haven't been able to much exercise because of my back pain. I don't want to gain weight because I think that might be part of the reason my back bothers me so much. The only exercise I've been doing is on my gazelle, but I'm not seeing any results.

Does anyone know any exercises I can do for my stomach and thighs that won't hurt my back?

the doctor who you examines and diagnosis your back issue is the one you talk to about exercises. He is the one who can recommend what exercises you can and cannot do without further injury, In fact he can probably recommend some exercises that will help your back problem

Q: I'm not sure if this is appropriate for this website or not, but I'm not sure where else to turn for an answer.
When my boyfriend fingers me, I don't get much of a rush or good feeling. If he rubs my clit then yeah, it'll feel good, but thats about it. I can't get any sort of orgasm from it. I'm not sure what to tell him to do to make it more pleasurable, I feel like I'm faking it all just to make him happy. What should I do?

as far as telling him what to do, you need to find out what you like so you can tell him. A little bit of self examination here seems to be in order. Just so you know, if you invite him to watch your self examination he will totally think its hot.

Q: I have a question dealing with Legal Guardianship. My girlfriend lives with her mom, step dad, and brother and sisters. She always lets her step dad walk all over her. Making her do every single thing and not even bother caring. He keeps her in the house a lot too. Shes a pretty good person; doesnt get into trouble or anything.
I was wondering; since he never adopted her or her older sister (the bother and younger sister are his kids from her mom) does it make him a legal guardian that she has to listen to? Or not! Please answer back!!!

legally the answer is no, but if her mom says for her to listen/do what her step dad says to do then she is giving him temporary guardianship and she does have to listen to him, if the mom says otherwise she doesn't.

If your friend has a problem with her step dad she needs to take it up with her mom or her real dad if he's around.

Q: well last week i was having severe pains in my lower abdomain and the school nurse suggested it may be an ovarian cyst. i had been having all the sypmtoms of one for the past couple months, so my mom took me to a normal doctors. but since i was under 18, im 15, my mom had to come in with me. im going to a gyno wensday and its my first time. what im wondering is are all gynos like planned parenthood (everything you tell them is confidental & your parent doesnt have to come in). because i really want to be truthful with them but if my mom found out i was sexually active...yeah. also, what should i do/not do in order to prepare for it. thank you

when you are in the examination room privately with your doctor what you say is confidential, so be honest so he/she can help you.

On a side note, being honest with your parents is a good idea too. It will save grief later but I totally understand your reluctance.

Q: i just recently bought a really cute bathing suit that fits and all but i have a small chest so i dont fill the top out well. what can i do without stuffing or using implants?

You say the suit fits but you don't fill out the top. That means it doesn't fit. If it was anything else i would say you could stuff it with something but if you actually go into the water anything you use is likely to be noticeable and that would be very bad.

Looks like you're gonna have to take the top back and exchange it.

Q: ok, so you answered my last ? that asked what guys want and you said if they walk up to them but what else do they like, i need lots, and i need details

Guy friends are as different as girlfriends, they all have their own interests and hobbies. You should pick a guy who has something in common with you so that you have something to talk about. What will that be? It depends on what you're interested in. If you like sports , maybe he should to, then you can talk about sports together, same goes for video games, band or pretty much anything. You should have stuff in common otherwise it will be hard to connect and make the relationship something that will grow and develope.

You should never go out with someone who you wouldn't also want as a friend either before or after you go out.. Going out with them because they're cute or hot but you don't know anything about them is vapid and shallow.

Q: I've had sex with 2 people in my life, 1 of them is my current boyfriend. I've never had an orgasm and I've had sex many times with many positions. Sometimes I don't even enjoy it. It's obviously not the guy, because both of them couldn't get me to climax. I don't know what's wrong! I want to have an orgasm and nothing is working, even though I'm completely in love.

I don't know how old you are but it's a known issue that at least 50% of women don't have orgasms till they are in their mid to late twenties. some women even longer.

As far as not enjoying it, If the man isn't taking the time to get you aroused and ready the enjoyment will not be their, men are wire differently from women, it usually takes a women "awhile" to warm up and be ready for sex. Do a little self exploratory(masturbation) and see what's it like for you and maybe it wil be better.

Q: 22/f
I went dancing with a couple of friends of mine the other night. Now we have to drive an hour to get there and recently we see a friend (Brent) of our that we dance with down there. well I really like him but not real sure how to let him know, or if he even likes me. On the way down My friends were teasing me how I would never have the guts to dance with him (very riska) the way my other friend does. Well that day I figured well since I am playing hooky from work why not? It wasn’t immediate though. I had to build up the courage. Brent kinda helped me though. we were all sitting and this one song came on and I was the only one that went out on the dance floor because I liked the song. It was a 2 step song and suddenly Brent comes up to me and said he was going to teach me the 2 step. I was such a dork, but eventually got it. And I felt so comfortable with him. Then a little bit later the perfect song came on later for me to make my move. My friend Sabrina had just been dancing with him and she said she had to go to the bathroom. The song “pretty Woman” came on and I just went for it. Just about all out. I had never done it before but it seemed natural. we did this mostly for the remainder of the evening. Couple times I was even toying with him. It appeared as though he was liking it but also driving him crazy. And every time a slow song would come on he would actually ask me to dance instead of assuming it. Once even, when I was sitting out because I was tired and Brent was dancing with Sabrina a slow song came on and he was dancing with her,( I had no problem with that because she is married and was just dancing) a second one came on right after that but they were coming back to the couch and I hear Sabrina say ” Well I guess you will finally be able to take that break you wanted” (she hated the country song that was playing) but instead he surprisingly offers his hand out to me very charmingly and wants to go dance again with me and I hear Sabrina say ”okay I guess not” We were eventually sitting next to each other more into the night. He even was stroking my arm very casually. Little at first then more. He even had the guts to when I would lean forward to talk with Sabrina he would have his arm up on the sill so when I leaned back he would have his arm around my shoulder. We got closer too. He would start playing with my fingers and I would respond with same and eventually we were holding hands with one and the other I was all wrapped in his arms all cuddled up. I was really relaxed and comfortable until my friends said that we had to head home since it was getting late. They thought I was falling asleep because Brent was also massaging my head and neck and it just felt so good. I was so not tired. My heart was definitely racing. Afterwards we always have this tradition of walking next door to this 24 doughnut place to get doughnut holes for the ride home. It helps me be more awake for the drive home since I am the driver. Well We start walking and I said I was cold and he wraps his arms around me to keep me warm. I thought it was cute. We get our doughnuts and eat for a minute and start to head in the car. I am not sure if this worked but he gave me an extra long hug and out of umm last second thought I kissed him on the cheek very quickly and got into the car ( It was raining.) And he watched us from under the beam until we left. So what do I do now? Do you think he like me? Do you think there is any chance between us? He also lived an hour away from the club but in the opposite direction, meaning we are 2 hours apart. With our constant flirting now what? Was I giving off the right vibe? Was I too much? Please help me!! I need LOTS of answers! Thank you very much for your time!

Some of you might be familiar with my previous questions. they were about being envious of my friend and her dancing and not sure how to tell this guy how I felt. If you want to the whole story feel free to reefer yourself to those questions.

Next time you see him, give him your phone number or email address, If he calls or writes you it means he likes you. If you can have a couple of good conversations then at some point either he will either ask you out or you can ask him out on a date. since you live so far apart see if he will drive to see you, that will really demonstrate he likes you.

Q: He is just not good in bed anymore. He doesn't do foreplay anymore, and he cums in nearly a minute and then he is done. I need help and quick! How can I get him to take more time and get more intimate. I am sick of the quickies!

Communication is the key here.

Tell him you're not done yet. Tell him what to do that makes you happy. If he's not willing to do it find someone who will.

Q: first off, dont bitch at me about this saying im stupid or anything.
14/f.
i had sex with my boyfriend for the first time on the 13th of april. and since then i have been having stomach aches.
yes, we used a condom. and no, im not on the pill.
can anyone tell me if stomach aches come with pregnancy? can you also tell me what other signs i should look for?
im really scared to tell my mom. she likes my boyfriend. and shes for abortion and i am not. i know for a fact she will make me get one.
and one last question... how much are abortions?
please, help is needed.

stress over thinking you're pregnant can cause stomach aches. Go get a pregnancy test.

how much an abortion costs is not an issue and should not be the deciding factor on whether you get one or not.

Q: Ok, well i really like this guy and i dont know if he likes be back.
what are some things that guys look for in girls or what are some things that guys want in girls??

PLEASE HELP ME
anything will help
thanks

Guys like girls that walk up to them privately and ask straight out "do you like me?" That way they don't have to have a friend of a friend say stupid stuff like " can you go ask joe if fred likes me?" and when fred says yes he doesn't have to deal with the second question which is usually. Does fred really like me or does he just like me, like me?

Q: ok if a guy masterbates or jacks off and his cum gets on his hand and than he fingers a gurl with out washing his hand can or cant the gurl get pregnet and what are the chances if so

The chance is slim but it is still there. Why take the risk of getting pregnant it it can't be avoided?

Q:

I am dating my ex-boyfriends brother and we really care for each other a lot. My ex-boyfriend and I used to date in highschool and I havent seen or talked to him in 3 years and he has been married for alomost 2 years. It's not like I was wanting this to happen, but his brother and I had just met up after to years of not talking or seeing each other and we hit it off. My aunt greatly disapproves and i just wanted to know is it really that wrong?

No, go ahead and go out with him. Your ex is married so he shouldn't care unless him and his brother have some kind of agreement in this sort of thing, if they do you should respect it but otherwise go ahead. Just make sure you're not dating the brother cause he reminds you of your ex. Make sure you really like him for him.

Q: My parents think I have sleep apnea because I get in bad moods allot, and I fall asleep all the time, and snore. Does anyone on here have sleep apnea or know symptoms? I'm getting tested for it this summer but I just want to know if anyone on here knows anything about it.

if you want to know more than you need you can find it here [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_apnea[/url] but aside from that sleep apnea means that for some reason or another(there are many possible reasons) you are not sleeping soundly at night. The test is simple and the cure can be anything from a special type of pillow to getting your tonsils taken out.

Q: I need to know the phobia names of the following:

-being afraid of like, being watched. like if i was sitting in my room, and i looked out my window, and saw this guy that was watching me. also, i sleep with my back towards everything & like my face towards the wall, so no one (if anyone) can see my face.

-being afraid of deep, dark water NEXT TO TALL THINGS. like, if there was some big piece of metal in the water, or a huge rock, or something.

-being afraid of like a huge mess forming, so you let the mess build up, but then you freak out when you realize it will become bad.

phobias are irrational fears based on no evidence

being afraid you're being watched is paranoia and is not a phobia

the thing with the face towards the wall doesn't have a name.

aquaphobia is a fear of deep water or water in general but there is no specific phobia for being next to tall things in the water. If you're not afraid of tall things on the land but you are in the water. It's the water that's making you fear.

letting a mess build up, is procrastination, freaking out when realization comes is a stress response not a phobia.

Q: I don't knwo what to call it. I'm not fat. I'm a size 1 so I'm not chubby. But I have this fat kinda on my belly or tummy so when I wear jeans this little peice of fat sticks out. Is it bloat?

I tried doing those head ups but I couldn't go up when laying down so I did running and knee ups for 3 months and nothing changed and my diet is perfectly fine.

Well noone can see this kinda fat from my tummy cuz I wear loose sweaters but grad is coming out soon so when I wear my dress maybe people will see something poking out instead of a nice flat stomache.

Unless you're under a major workout regimen, or you are a full time dancer or professional athlete a little bit of tummy is NORMAL. Look at the women and girls around you not at the ones on TV or in Magazines. The almost all have little tummys since this is the norm for most if not all girls.

obsessing over this kind of stuff is not healthy. so don't do it.

Q: 16/f im doing a psychology paper.. and i got a 60 on the rough draft and its a double quiz grade.. i need help on the final draft.. see the reason i got a 60 on the rough draft is because i didn't have 700-750 words and didn't have 6 paragraphs!! well i have 7 paragraphs now!! but! how should i make it longer!!

use examples.

for every thing you are explaining use a real life type example. If you have already done this, then for some of the things you're describing use TWO examples. Describing examples is always a very wordy thing.

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i am a work in progress but i pay close attention to everything. I feel it is a good thing to share the knowledge i have acquired in my travels to anyone asking and it brings me pleasure to do so. i have lived in California, Alaska, Idaho, and New Mexico and been married and divorced. I have no children of my own but have fostered several .